12th man quotes

[smac]

Always loved "typical stinking ******* hot day here in Bombay".

[LMA]

Tony Greig:
"...to me, Rich, a grudge is nothing more than a place to park your car!"

The whole Rick Disnick skit is a classic

[Mic]

"Well for storrters you can have the borrstard borred from this porrt of the broadcorrst area."

[Interceptor]

Also "Graeemee Labrooy....His names Graeme Max"

Followed by "Jeez you're >edited, please don't avoid the swear filter< in the head sometimes Max!"

[Interceptor]

From WWOS I:

Mike Gibson:

"and for the lezzos, better strap on the plastic girls, we've more of those female body builders on the show"

"and for croquet fans, once again we've got edited all for you"

[godoubleblues]

Cabbie to Ritchie on the way to the Cricket ground

"I know you, you're Darrel Eastlake".

the cabbie would be Theo F%$kanopolous

[redden whites]

Shewears Ahmed..

[Brock Landers]

Ian Maurice: "Thanks very Max, Muchie, good afternoon to you and to everyone"

[Brock Landers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy72GBMMiDI&feature=related

Gold!

Never heard this before.

[Baron Greenback]

forgot about rubbish binny

He was left out IIRC.

Also "Graeemee Labrooy....His names Graeme Max"

That bit's my favourite!

Everyone else has long and complicated names!

[Baron Greenback]

Mrs Benaud: Not the middle stump again Rich?

Richie: Yep! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh......Over!

[Rik E Boy]

Bill: (can't remember the bit that precedes) you're a complete wanker Tony.
Tony: Be that as it may...

LOL

regards,

REB

[MightyEagles]

Tony - Australia out there in their Canary Yellow
Bill - Canary Yellow, it's Australian Gold and don't you F'n forget it.

[Brucetiki]

forgot about rubbish binny

He was left out IIRC.

Was left out, but no one picked him up so got brought back in.

Another Indian name is Mahdonna Kant Singh

[Media Park]

Imetim Inagaybah, and G Wadawankah

[The Dark Knight]

"Well for storrters you can have the borrstard borred from this porrt of the broadcorrst area."

One of my favourites to

[geppscrossrams]

Chappell: "when a big kiwi prick, hits a four from a snick, that's parore"

[brod]

"Pearce off Jack, Gibbs on"

[Dirko]

Don't tell me to Pearce off.....

[am Bays]

"Pearce off Jack, Gibbs on"

What did you say?

Pearce off, Gibbs on

Don't tell me to p!ss off, *thump*

Woo Ho, Big Jacks king hit me and I've gone crashing to the floor...


And Currie's been going through him all night

Well he should know better than to eat that sh!t before a big game...