Worst Movies

[mick]

You're obviously taking the piss

You would think so

I think not!

One of the most ridiculous films I've ever seen.

Gets worse with each viewing.

Each to their own...

I couldn't agree more absolute crap

[MightyEagles]

Twilight Saga

[Zorro]

Twilight Saga

maybe not the worst, but certainly the most overrated or over-hyped.

[Magpiespower]

25th hour

was absolutely horrible
you wait for something exciting to happen and nothing ever does!

I'm a Spike Lee fan but this is neck-and-neck with School Daze and She Hate Me as his worst film.

135 mind-numbing minutes of exposition.

Terence Blanchard's score stinks even worse...

[gossipgirl]

Hannah and her sisters and pretty much most woody allen movies

[Magpiespower]

Hannah and her sisters and pretty much most woody allen movies

Reakon that's one of his best!

Last ten or so years haven't been kind.

Though I think Hollywood Ending (2002) was his absolute low...

[Baron Greenback]

The Watchmen.
Worst piece of shit I've seen in a long time.
Very difficult to follow and not believable at all.

[fisho mcspaz]

Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (a Seann William Scott movie). It was bloody terrible. But the worst thing about it was we forgot to give it back to the video shop. $68.50 we ended up paying for that piece of crap!

[HH3]

Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (a Seann William Scott movie). It was bloody terrible. But the worst thing about it was we forgot to give it back to the video shop. $68.50 we ended up paying for that piece of crap!

Why didnt you just do what I do...get a membership at another video shop??

Poor old mum isnt welcome to rent movies within a 50km radius...and owes about $4000 in overdue fees because of me and my older brother...but my Blockbuster account is squeaky clean

[Magpiespower]

Just tortured myself with some weekly Aussie DVDs...

Sweetie - Pretentious, self-conscious, 'look at me I'm a director' w@nk. Jane Campion's directorial debut.

Bliss - Ray Lawrence didn't direct another fillum for 17 years. Amazing he ever got another chance after this wreck.

Acolytes - Weird art/genre piece. $#!thouse.

The Tender Hook Delivers a knockout blow. I was out cold in twenty minutes. ZZZZZZ...

[Interceptor]

Acolytes - Weird art/genre piece. $#!thouse.

Seen that, agree it's pretty lame.
Seen Lost Things (2003) ?
Not fantastic, but a reasonable low budget effort IMO.

[Magpiespower]

Seen Lost Things (2003) ?
Not fantastic, but a reasonable low budget effort IMO.

Reakon we're quite possibly the only people who have seen it!

Let down by an undercooked script.

Steve Le Marquand must be jack of killer/rapist/thug/all round nasty ar$ehole roles...

[85 WAS A GOOD YEAR]

Just tortured myself with some weekly Aussie DVDs...

Bliss - Ray Lawrence didn't direct another fillum for 17 years. Amazing he ever got another chance after this wreck.

After reading your post I noticed Bliss was on Foxtel today and got curious. I watched about 10 mins... was about 9 mins too much. Good call - It's absolute crap

[fisho mcspaz]

Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (a Seann William Scott movie). It was bloody terrible. But the worst thing about it was we forgot to give it back to the video shop. $68.50 we ended up paying for that piece of crap!

Why didnt you just do what I do...get a membership at another video shop??

Poor old mum isnt welcome to rent movies within a 50km radius...and owes about $4000 in overdue fees because of me and my older brother...but my Blockbuster account is squeaky clean

I did but then we got a letter from debt collectors. I rang up the video shop and told them that their business conduct was unethical, filed a complaint with head office, everything. Unfortunately they said it was the debt collectors' problem now. I'd like to buy a house one day so I didn't take it any further. Now I'll just use the Happy Valley video shop because they don't give a s**t about late returns.

[Pseudo]

Just tortured myself with some weekly Aussie DVDs...

Bliss - Ray Lawrence didn't direct another fillum for 17 years. Amazing he ever got another chance after this wreck.

After reading your post I noticed Bliss was on Foxtel today and got curious. I watched about 10 mins... was about 9 mins too much. Good call - It's absolute crap

You're not talking about the mid-80s adaptation of the Peter Carey novel, starring Barry Otto? 'coz that was fantastic, if a little long. Very faithful to the original text.

[Farmy]

The Watchmen.
Worst piece of **** I've seen in a long time.
Very difficult to follow and not believable at all.

Oh but its a masterpiece and the plot is very adult as is the comic book.

The Sex scene in is probably the most uncomfortable I have felt watching a movie in a cinema.

[fisho mcspaz]

Miss Congeniality 2. Sandra Bullock is such a bloke.

[lesthemechanic]

For dollars spent making a dud . nothing beats "Waterworld". Biggest waste of a lot of money ever.

[Mickyj]

I can't think of its name but Lucy Lui in a vampire movie

[mighty_tiger_79]

21 with spacey and fishbourne

started off ok, but just meandered through