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Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:16 pm
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:Ines is the crazy one, Cyrelle says ‘hold my beer’. FFS stop yelling


Susie comes in, laughs at both Ines and Cyrelle and sets an all new standard for being a mole.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:19 pm
by HH3
Only started on this in the last week, as the niece from Clares boarding with us for uni.

My golly gosh this show is trash.

Having said that, Mrs HH3 says myself and Mick are very similar. Especially when Jessika was losing it at him and every response was "Ok". :lol:

And I call Mrs HH3 "Darl" all the time.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:46 pm
by cracka
Apparently 8 of them are actors, some even in commercials together

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:53 pm
by HH3
Wouldn't surprise me.

Its all a load of bullshit anyway.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:13 pm
by Booney
HH3 wrote:Wouldn't surprise me.

Its all a load of bullshit anyway.


I know, I love it. :D

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:52 pm
by Brodlach
There not actors and wrestling is real!

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:24 pm
by cracka
Brodlach wrote:There not actors and wrestling is real!

If you see the short film the bald guy is in you wouldn't call it acting

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:31 pm
by cracka

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:40 pm
by HH3
cracka wrote:
Brodlach wrote:There not actors and wrestling is real!

If you see the short film the bald guy is in you wouldn't call it acting


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Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:50 pm
by Spangas
HH3 wrote:Wouldn't surprise me.

Its all a load of bullshit anyway.

Don't ruin it for me.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:56 pm
by Booney
Spangas wrote:
HH3 wrote:Wouldn't surprise me.

Its all a load of bullshit anyway.

Don't ruin it for me.


Forget what they say mate.

It's all true, it's not staged, it's all real.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:19 pm
by HH3
Booney wrote:
Spangas wrote:
HH3 wrote:Wouldn't surprise me.

Its all a load of bullshit anyway.

Don't ruin it for me.


Forget what they say mate.

It's all true, it's One Club, it's all real.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:49 am
by HH3
Last nights episode was juicy.

100% fake, but juicy.

Jessika is a S.L.U.T.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:55 am
by Lightning McQueen
cracka wrote:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2089616507754962&id=745235618859731

Of course it was going to help them if they had it on their resumé.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:56 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:Last nights episode was juicy.

100% fake, but juicy.

Jessika is a S.L.U.T.


And? I fail to see the negative.

Mick's just lucky he got to nail someone that doesn't have hairy armpits.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:59 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Last nights episode was juicy.

100% fake, but juicy.

Jessika is a S.L.U.T.


And? I fail to see the negative.

Mick's just lucky he got to nail someone that doesn't have hairy armpits.


Micks my favourite one on there. He'll pull someone nice once this is all wrapped up.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Forget what they say mate.

It's all true, it's not staged, it's all real.

There lies the problem.

I think once the producers realize a marriage is shot they give a few contestants a "task".

You notice there's f*** all coverage during the week of the couples that are doing well, no ones interested in that, just the weekly ceremonies to see that they are still alive and doing well.

As if Tamara was going to sit there gas bagging while Jessika goes over and starts hitting on Dickwad once again, and as if no one is not going to notice them sneaking out, you just gotta look past the bullshit and hope that Jessika's titties pop out out before she leaves the show.

As I said earlier in the show, Martha will dump Michael like a sack of shit at some stage.

I'm surprised with Nong and Boxhead, her kids will make him run for the hills though.

Nick will wake up one day and realize his ears won't be able to cope anymore with that record player with a broken needle that he hears constantly.

Cam and his missus will end up both wanting to leave to escape the sideshow but they'll be paid a shitload of money and get to stay in luxury to give the show a better name for the doo-gooders to stop whinging.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:12 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:
Micks my favourite one on there. He'll pull someone nice once this is all wrapped up.

He's as dopey as f***, the missus met him a couple of weeks ago and all he said was "I'm not a rapist".

He wouldn't know how to keep a chick, for starters he aint gonna get too much action with a permanent 3 day growth early in a relationship when you're meant to be all over each other.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
One thing I noticed throughout the whole show and only one or two fathers mentioned it.

Why do the men get married with stubble on their face? No chick I've ever met actually appreciates kissing someone with sandpaper glued to their chin.

Re: Married at first sight

PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:16 am
by Lightning McQueen
Anywho, I've gotta go get my nails done, ciao.