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Re: Worst Movies

Postby rd » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:48 pm

Just sat thru "The Day The Earth Stood Still" with Keanu Reeves - boring boring boring..
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby CK » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:52 pm

The movie on Seven this morning, "You Lucky Dog" is a sure contender. Granted, it was a kids movie, but surely even the hardiest kid wouldn't buy

a) Kirk Cameron (yes, Growing Pains), on all fours, with a cushion between his teeth, fighting a St Bernard for possession of the cushion, because he is becoming "at one" with the dog

b) The closing scenes, where Cameron, fighting for custody of the dog (don't ask), somehow manages to channel the thoughts of the dog, relay them to the courtroom, and then go back in the dog's mind to solve a murder that only the dog witnessed.

Wish I could remember more, but was laughing too hard to take notes.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby rd » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:29 pm

Just as well the rph show resumes tomorrow morning CK - you've clearly been bored at home way too long if you're sitting around watching movies like that!

I can lend you my 02 SANFL GF copy if you like...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:51 pm

Armageddon is right near the top of my stinker list.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:54 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Armageddon is right near the top of my stinker list.


Why? It was so realistic ;)
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Pseudo » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:28 pm

rd wrote:Just sat thru "The Day The Earth Stood Still" with Keanu Reeves - boring boring boring..

Absolute sacrelige to even consider remaking that one. :evil:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JAS » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:32 pm

Pseudo wrote:
rd wrote:Just sat thru "The Day The Earth Stood Still" with Keanu Reeves - boring boring boring..

Absolute sacrelige to even consider remaking that one. :evil:


Thought the same about War of the Worlds...won't be watching that awful Tom Cruise version with the screeching brat again.

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:37 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Armageddon is right near the top of my stinker list.


Why? It was so realistic ;)


I didnt have any trouble believing it til late in the movie when they tried to repair some damage with a screwdriver when clearly the situation called for a wrench
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:52 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Armageddon is right near the top of my stinker list.


Why? It was so realistic ;)


I didnt have any trouble believing it til late in the movie when they tried to repair some damage with a screwdriver when clearly the situation called for a wrench


That's when they lost me too CP :lol:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Bully » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:17 am

any chick flicks !
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Bat Pad » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:52 am

Never Back Down. I told my mate it wsa going to be s**t, but he wouldn't listen. Unless of course it managed to gather steam after mid way through (when i stopped it and changed DVDs, then threw left overs at my mate for wasting 45 min of my time). Just rubbish
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Strawb » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:16 pm

The Marine
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:55 am

Strawb07 wrote:The Marine



I started watching it on Fox yesterday, what crap!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Cambridge Clarrie » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:11 am

Reindeer Games - starring Ben Afleck.

Driven - starring Sly Stallone.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Mic » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:55 pm

rd wrote:Just sat thru "The Day The Earth Stood Still" with Keanu Reeves - boring boring boring..


Very very very boring boring boring.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby silicone skyline » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:29 pm

Well, if you like porn, or you thought this movie was just rated R because of occasional sex scenes but still had a plausible plot, don't watch "Viva".

It's an R rated movie in the new releases and shit, aside from frequent (but not all that crash hot) nudity, there's no reason to watch it.

The acting is as bad as porn movies, but no sex. DON'T WATCH!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:32 pm

You Don't Mess With the Zohan is possibly one of the worst moofies of all time.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Dogwatcher » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:37 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:You Don't Mess With the Zohan is possibly one of the worst moofies of all time.


Is that a Tony Martin review of the film CN?
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Johno37 » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:41 pm

i couldnt agree more... plus the love guru turned it off like 20 mins into it..

does it get better?
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:20 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:You Don't Mess With the Zohan is possibly one of the worst moofies of all time.


Is that a Tony Martin review of the film CN?


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