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SA Features well this week

SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS 6/7/25
1. Port Lincoln, SA - Reality TV star and porn model allegedly beheads boyfriend and hides his head
2. Bega, NSW - Pervert avoids prison sentence for rooting pony
3. Port Augusta, SA - Maniac jailed for biting off bloke’s ear outside pub
4. Alice Springs, NT - Women groped by feral kids during sexual assault awareness run; menace allegedly assaults female, assaults witness, gets run over by unmarked cop car and taken to hospital, escapes hospital
5. Cooma, NSW - Deadshits steal wheel from firefighting trailer
6. Palmerston, NT - Gronk allegedly steals trailer, breaks down, threatens trailer owner with machete to get a jump start
7. Wollongong, NSW - Pervert caught wanking in rock pool while filming swimmers
8. Toowoomba, QLD - Convicted turtle smuggler beaks into house to poison fish tanks in dispute over baby stingray sale
9. Grafton, NSW - Gronk charged with stealing $100k worth of cattle jizz
10. Port Pirie, SA - Drongo gets car impounded after doing burnout in front of cops; still shit