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SANFL Captions No 12.
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:41 pmby Wedgie
This is an oldy but a goody that got a good response on Footysa earlier this year, it was Fat Alberton and one of Victoria's finest at the great win at Pt Melbourne earlier this year:
"Would you believe me if I told you it was a can of Sprite under my arm?"
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:01 pmby Punk Rooster
"Honestly Officer, mulletts are legal in SA!"
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:39 pmby Jimmy
I...I...I...I...Im not officer, drunk!
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:43 pmby Wedgie
Falcon Chick's effort for Caption No 4 would fit in a treat with this one:
"Err, i swear, i havent had a c**t all day drinkstable!"
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:45 pmby Jimmy
Wedgie wrote:Falcon Chick's effort for Caption No 4 would fit in a treat with this one:
"Err, i swear, i havent had a c**t all day drinkstable!"
thats classic!!!!!!!!!
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:45 pmby McAlmanac
I thought Fatal was a model citizen on the day there - what was the cop's grief?
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:15 pmby Sam_goUUUdogs
just piss off Officer, You've been a Dickhead all day.
Posted:
Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:31 pmby Ian
Did you have to blow him away, in SA they ask first and shoot second
Posted:
Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:22 pmby spell_check
Posted:
Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:34 pmby JK
Officer: "Yeah I've been thinking of heading over to SA for some R&R, it's been a while, somewhere nice and quiet would be just ideal, anywhere in particular you'd suggest?"
Fatal: "Hmm .. Do you know much about a little place called Snowtown?"
Posted:
Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:36 pmby Punk Rooster
Cop: So what do you think of our beer? (VB)
FA: Yeah, i's true what they they say... it tastes like camel's piss
Posted:
Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:38 pmby Punk Rooster
This is originally from Leaping Lindner, posted on Footy SA...
Leaping Lindner wrote:Victorian Cop - "You do that again and I'll shoot you."
FatAlberton - "Don't you mean you give me a fine?"
Victorian Cop - " I know what I mean son."
Posted:
Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:12 pmby Booney
No mate,I am not ferret and I have NEVER known a girl called Michelle.
Posted:
Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:08 pmby Dog_ger
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man
Who walks 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
DaDa Dill unda
DaDa Dill unda
Posted:
Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:12 pmby TigerBoss
Officer to Fatal: "No silly, the game is heads and tails...you're supposed to put both hands on your butt, both hands on your head or one hand on each".
Fatal: "Hooray for Beer".
Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
Posted:
Wed May 07, 2008 10:42 pmby smithy
Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
Posted:
Wed May 07, 2008 10:54 pmby Hondo
"nah I'm dead serious, you swap your hat with my beanie and I bet no-one notices offisher"
Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
Posted:
Thu May 08, 2008 12:13 amby pipers
For those who don't know the story here... Sam goUUUdogs and I were attempting to get the "Kick a Vic! *" banner in the shot for the TV coverage of the post-game presentations when Constable Morgan sidled up to us. Sam ran away - some excuse concerning under-age drinking I think (I blame the parents - his dad was with us that day!)
End result was that I was left holding one end of the banner. This did not deter me - I was prepared to push on alone, but Constable Morgan suggested that I should stay put....
Fatal: Why?
Morgan: Because you've been a d!ckhead all day.
That would have to be the 1,000th retelling of that story. Do I win a bun?
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Posted:
Thu May 08, 2008 12:14 amby pipers
Punk Rooster wrote:"Honestly Officer, mulletts are legal in SA!"
That's not a mullett! Some one is standing behind me...
Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
Posted:
Thu May 08, 2008 12:55 amby smithy
Better known as a "mudflap" these days Fatal......
