The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:04 pmby Punk Rooster
1. Thou Shalt Not Celebrate Trial Game Wins (even if your team is shite)
2. Thou Shalt Not Declare Thy Premiership in March (excepting Central fans)
3. Thou Shalt Accuse Teams Showing Improvement of Salary Cap Breach (even though they're not)
4. Thou Shalt Not Accuse Poorly Performing Teams of Salary Cap Breach (excluding Port, South & West)
5. Thy Umpire Is Thy God (in thy umpires own mind...)
6. Thy True Deity Shall Ignore Thy SANFL (to ensure thine profits from thy whore of West Babylon Lakes are delivered unto)
7. Thou Shalt Not Poach Thy Contracted Player (But Judgement Day knows not of this commandment/South player)
8. Thou Shalt Not Take Thy Home Ground Name in Vain (looking at Centrals/Sturt/Glenelg/West/South here...)
9. Thy AFL-Listed Player Shalt Not Honour Thy SANFL Club (Ian Perrie.)
* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged...
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:35 pmby eaglehaslanded
"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."
Your a funny funny man punky.
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:10 amby am Bays
eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."
Your a funny funny man punky.
Don't encourage him EHL.....
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:13 amby smac
stampy wrote:1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."
Your a funny funny man punky.
Don't encourage him EHL.....
any relation to LEH?
It's his dyslexic cousin...
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:11 pmby am Bays
MightyEagles wrote:stampy wrote:1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."
Your a funny funny man punky.
Don't encourage him EHL.....
any relation to LEH?
Not that I know.
or he's prepared to admit....
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:56 pmby doggies4eva
Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh.
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:10 pmby Mickyj
doggies4eva wrote:Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh.
there is a post somewhere Dogger i think thinks the cup is already engraved with centrals .
But thats only Dogger
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:11 pmby smac
Mickyj wrote:doggies4eva wrote:Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh.
there is a post somewhere Dogger i think thinks the cup is already engraved with centrals .
But thats only Dogger
He is our spiritual leader and speaks for us all.
Except for that mardi gras thread.
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:41 pmby doggies4eva
Mickyj wrote:doggies4eva wrote:Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh.
there is a post somewhere Dogger i think thinks the cup is already engraved with centrals .
But thats only Dogger
Dogger is right! It is engraved for 2007 and dogger hasn't worked out that it's now a year later.
Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL
Posted:
Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:51 pmby Mr66
We've got a regular Jim Jones there, haven't we.
