HeartBeatsTrue wrote:smithy wrote:Wedgie wrote:King Wedgie has a nice ring to it but Im more of a fan of Emperor Wedgie as the 'evil Emporer' has a nice ing to it.

WEDGIE:
When we were an Empire we were run by an emperor.
When we were a kingdom we were run by kings.
Now that we are a country we are run by ............

Counts? 
Count Dracula from Sesame Street ???
1... Ha ha ha ha
2... Ha ha ha ha
3... Ha ha ha ha
4... Ha ha ha ha
He's one of my favourite Sesame Street characters, him and Cookie Monster and Elmo and Oscar the Grouch and Big Phil, I mean Big Bird...
An how could I forget Bert and Ernie...
Hey Bert...
Big "kid" Phil...