"Would you believe me if I told you it was a can of Sprite under my arm?"
SANFL Captions No 12.
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SANFL Captions No 12.
by Wedgie » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:41 pm
This is an oldy but a goody that got a good response on Footysa earlier this year, it was Fat Alberton and one of Victoria's finest at the great win at Pt Melbourne earlier this year:
"Would you believe me if I told you it was a can of Sprite under my arm?"
"Would you believe me if I told you it was a can of Sprite under my arm?"
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by Punk Rooster » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:01 pm
"Honestly Officer, mulletts are legal in SA!"
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by Wedgie » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:43 pm
Falcon Chick's effort for Caption No 4 would fit in a treat with this one:
"Err, i swear, i havent had a c**t all day drinkstable!"
"Err, i swear, i havent had a c**t all day drinkstable!"
by Jimmy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:45 pm
Wedgie wrote:Falcon Chick's effort for Caption No 4 would fit in a treat with this one:
"Err, i swear, i havent had a c**t all day drinkstable!"
thats classic!!!!!!!!!
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by McAlmanac » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:45 pm
I thought Fatal was a model citizen on the day there - what was the cop's grief?
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by Sam_goUUUdogs » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:15 pm
just piss off Officer, You've been a Dickhead all day.
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by Ian » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:31 pm
Did you have to blow him away, in SA they ask first and shoot second
by spell_check » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:22 pm
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by JK » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:34 pm
Officer: "Yeah I've been thinking of heading over to SA for some R&R, it's been a while, somewhere nice and quiet would be just ideal, anywhere in particular you'd suggest?"
Fatal: "Hmm .. Do you know much about a little place called Snowtown?"
Fatal: "Hmm .. Do you know much about a little place called Snowtown?"
by Punk Rooster » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:36 pm
Cop: So what do you think of our beer? (VB)
FA: Yeah, i's true what they they say... it tastes like camel's piss
FA: Yeah, i's true what they they say... it tastes like camel's piss
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by Punk Rooster » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:38 pm
This is originally from Leaping Lindner, posted on Footy SA...
Leaping Lindner wrote:Victorian Cop - "You do that again and I'll shoot you."
FatAlberton - "Don't you mean you give me a fine?"
Victorian Cop - " I know what I mean son."
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by Booney » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:12 pm
No mate,I am not ferret and I have NEVER known a girl called Michelle.
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by Dog_ger » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:08 pm
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man
Who walks 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
DaDa Dill unda
DaDa Dill unda
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man
Who walks 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
DaDa Dill unda
DaDa Dill unda
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by TigerBoss » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:12 pm
Officer to Fatal: "No silly, the game is heads and tails...you're supposed to put both hands on your butt, both hands on your head or one hand on each".
Fatal: "Hooray for Beer".
Fatal: "Hooray for Beer".
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Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
by Hondo » Wed May 07, 2008 10:54 pm
"nah I'm dead serious, you swap your hat with my beanie and I bet no-one notices offisher"
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Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
by pipers » Thu May 08, 2008 12:13 am
For those who don't know the story here... Sam goUUUdogs and I were attempting to get the "Kick a Vic! *" banner in the shot for the TV coverage of the post-game presentations when Constable Morgan sidled up to us. Sam ran away - some excuse concerning under-age drinking I think (I blame the parents - his dad was with us that day!)
End result was that I was left holding one end of the banner. This did not deter me - I was prepared to push on alone, but Constable Morgan suggested that I should stay put....
Fatal: Why?
Morgan: Because you've been a d!ckhead all day.
That would have to be the 1,000th retelling of that story. Do I win a bun?
End result was that I was left holding one end of the banner. This did not deter me - I was prepared to push on alone, but Constable Morgan suggested that I should stay put....
Fatal: Why?
Morgan: Because you've been a d!ckhead all day.
That would have to be the 1,000th retelling of that story. Do I win a bun?
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Re: SANFL Captions No 12.
by smithy » Thu May 08, 2008 12:55 am
Better known as a "mudflap" these days Fatal...... 
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