The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

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The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby Punk Rooster » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:04 pm

1. Thou Shalt Not Celebrate Trial Game Wins (even if your team is shite)
2. Thou Shalt Not Declare Thy Premiership in March (excepting Central fans)
3. Thou Shalt Accuse Teams Showing Improvement of Salary Cap Breach (even though they're not)
4. Thou Shalt Not Accuse Poorly Performing Teams of Salary Cap Breach (excluding Port, South & West)
5. Thy Umpire Is Thy God (in thy umpires own mind...)
6. Thy True Deity Shall Ignore Thy SANFL (to ensure thine profits from thy whore of West Babylon Lakes are delivered unto)
7. Thou Shalt Not Poach Thy Contracted Player (But Judgement Day knows not of this commandment/South player)
8. Thou Shalt Not Take Thy Home Ground Name in Vain (looking at Centrals/Sturt/Glenelg/West/South here...)
9. Thy AFL-Listed Player Shalt Not Honour Thy SANFL Club (Ian Perrie.)

* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged...
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby eaglehaslanded » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:35 pm

"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby johntheclaret » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:29 am

eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby am Bays » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:10 am

eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him EHL.....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby stampy » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:05 am

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him EHL.....


any relation to LEH?
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby smac » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:13 am

stampy wrote:
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him EHL.....


any relation to LEH?

It's his dyslexic cousin...
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:27 am

stampy wrote:
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him EHL.....


any relation to LEH?


Not that I know.
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby am Bays » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:11 pm

MightyEagles wrote:
stampy wrote:
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him EHL.....


any relation to LEH?


Not that I know.


or he's prepared to admit....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby Mickyj » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:10 pm

eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Very good PR :D
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby doggies4eva » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:56 pm

Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh. :shock:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby Mickyj » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:10 pm

doggies4eva wrote:Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh. :shock:


there is a post somewhere Dogger i think thinks the cup is already engraved with centrals .

But thats only Dogger :wink:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby smac » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:11 pm

Mickyj wrote:
doggies4eva wrote:Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh. :shock:


there is a post somewhere Dogger i think thinks the cup is already engraved with centrals .

But thats only Dogger :wink:

He is our spiritual leader and speaks for us all.

Except for that mardi gras thread. :shock:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby doggies4eva » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:41 pm

Mickyj wrote:
doggies4eva wrote:Not many doggies supporters claim the premiership in March. The opposite usually applies and they panic suggesting the end of the era is nigh. :shock:


there is a post somewhere Dogger i think thinks the cup is already engraved with centrals .

But thats only Dogger :wink:


Dogger is right! It is engraved for 2007 and dogger hasn't worked out that it's now a year later. :lol:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby Mr66 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:51 pm

We've got a regular Jim Jones there, haven't we. :wink: :shock:
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Re: The 9 Commandments of the SANFL

Postby eaglehaslanded » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:16 am

stampy wrote:
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
eaglehaslanded wrote:"* there used to be 10 Commandments, but 2 were merged..."

Your a funny funny man punky. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him EHL.....


any relation to LEH?


No definately not.
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