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Re: Things that make you laugh

Stuck behind a car doing around 45KMH on Marion road this afternoon. Nothing in front of it to slow it down but thanks to traffic in the inside lane I had to sit behind it for a while.

When I did get to change lanes what did I see painted on the driver's door as I flew past doing 60KMH?

FastAZ couriers.

Fast as what? A ******* sloth?
by RJM
Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:01 pm
 
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Re: Krispy Kreme opening - yada, yada, yada.

Last Saturday night around 11:30pm

Looked like close to 150-200 people queued up like the customs queue at LAX. Cars parked on both sides of Rosetta St back as far as the underpass and a drive through queue back almost as far.

Bunch of bloody Lemmings.
by RJM
Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:49 pm
 
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning: Site Rules Still Apply

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired to his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut." The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

To which his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
by RJM
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:31 pm
 
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