PatowalongaPirate wrote:Dyson Heppell will remain a Bombers for life. He has agreed to play on for at least 1 more season.

As Captain/Coach?

cracka wrote:

mots02 wrote:Gryan Miers is a Premiership player…. Booney, I repeat….

What about the yellow letters 'Pre Hip' replacement?

Black Rooster?
They used to have one.
Spent many a lunch break in year 11 and 12 at that joint.
It was Black Rooster or Eltheton Takaway for us, Black Roosters chips were quality.

Black rooster Chips were the best.
What was the pizza joint next to it called?
Used to love a late night pizza from that guy(he wore coke bottle glasses).

Bellini's. Still there

NSW 5/137

Kurtis Patterson 53* only one standing up

Lance Morris whoever he is, the destroyer 4/31 :shock:

The real Lance Morris couldn’t bowl his own mum out.
Does he still play TDK?

:lol: Went on a cricket trip to Melb with Lance, blew all his money on lap dances the first night and had to stay in his room for pretty much the rest of the trip.

Shopping at Johnny Bigg and being at the smallest end of the size scale

Not sure how much is dramatised but
Dahmer, deadset sicko
Milwaukee PD, deadset incompetent

Georgiades and future first rounder for pick 2 and Rioli should get it done. Port then give North 2 & 8 for JHF.

redden whites wrote:Suburban hard wicket cricketers with numbers on their backs
What a joke.

Reckon it's great, now when I drive past a suburban ground and scream 'HOWZAT' I can also yell out '10 is a Wanker'

Pseudo wrote:Apparently today is International Beer and Pizza Day.

That's all the encouragement I need....

I though that was every Saturday

Dutchy wrote:Anyone know what time the "mega trade" was official? I really hope it was after trade radio went off air

Not sure about official but I reckon around 4.30 SA time it dropped.

So Collingwood pay around 550k a year for 2 players not on their list. I heard this comes out of the soft cap which is another rort if true, it should come out the playing cap to deter ridiculous contracts. Loose change for clubs like Collingwood.

Mawson Lakes Mazda.

I took my car in for a scheduled service, greeted by a young man directing me where to park and then ushers me into the office where there is bacon and egg rolls and other breakfast options on offer.

A quick run down of what's included over a coffee and a juice and then they escort me out to my loan vehicle, just happens to be a CX5 with 6kms on the clock........................it is now up to 13kms.

Heading back soon to collect and have a snoop at what's on offer for lunch.

I go to city mazda on Port road for mine.
I usually take the laptop and sit and wait(about 2-3 hours)
I normally get a few coffees and dozen biscuits in whilst there.

Yeah right, the Land of Promise just a quick stroll over South Rd.

3 day week then on holidays for 2 weeks, heading up to Airlie Beach on Thursday for 5 days on an old boys footy trip.

Brodlach wrote:Caleb Poulter and Jack Madgan delisted by Collingwood

Was a matter of time for Jack, John knew it.

"Imadgen no possessions,
I wonder if you can"

A.M. drinking

cracka wrote:What happens to the soccer club that uses Kings Reserve

Like all things soccer they'll fall over in a screaming heap with pleads of injustice which we get ignored by the officienados

Brodlach wrote:

Dutchy wrote:Port claim they knew about the issue, but took 3 weeks to send him into surgery?

How long did North Melbourne know for?

They didn't, there lies the ineptness of this organisation. But they're square, that's the main thing.

Good ol fashion bender, white flag in the midst of being raised.

SA Footy salt I hope, plenty more where that came from.

Went to Ambleside at Hahndorf the other week, that was pretty good, nice spot, good sip.
Ditto, went to lot 100 while I was up that way too, both highly rated, I wish I wasn't driving, I wish I had a friend that doesn't drink, then again, I wish I had a friend.

I wish I had friends that didn't drink too, or gamble, I'd be living on the Esplanade if so.

Heading down to Tassie in 16 months, reckon there'd be some good little spots there.

A movie on Fox last night called Roboshark. The biggest load of butt jizz i have every seen. Lasted 10 minutes watching and my retinas are still paying the price today. I pay full tote odds to have all the fruit with Foxtel and they put garbage like that on. WTF!

Sometimes you can judge a book by it's cover. I mean "Roboshark"? That didn't alarm you at all?

Like going to see a singer who's best song is titled Smelly Cat and being disappointed.

Went to Ambleside at Hahndorf the other week, that was pretty good, nice spot, good sip.
Ditto, went to lot 100 while I was up that way too, both highly rated, I wish I wasn't driving, I wish I had a friend that doesn't drink, then again, I wish I had a friend.

I wish I had friends that didn't drink too, or gamble, I'd be living on the Esplanade if so.

Heading down to Tassie in 16 months, reckon there'd be some good little spots there.

I used to organise distillery itineraries for a fair few of my customers travelling to Tassie when i worked in travel.

Can give you plenty of tips ;)

Please do, I'll hit you up closer to the date :)

Wisdom teeth removal - Had 2 pulled out last Thursday and had to go back today and re-up on painkillers. I've had a dislocated ankle and a broken arm before and would rather that pain everyday of the week. Deadset shit pain.

100 for Mr Anus G Anusbleach

It's OFFICIAL! A Festival of Footy is coming to South Australia!
18 AFL teams.
9 matches.
4 big days of footy.
All in South Australia.
13 April to 16 April.

Additional details:
* The SA clubs will play interstate sides that round, not a Showdown
* Adelaide Oval will host at least 6 games, the Barossa Valley is set to stage 1 (Nuriootpa believed to be likeliest), Norwood the other venue
* Scheduled for round 5

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UK Fan wrote:Merry Xmas Vam . I’m travelling thru China atm and boy are the locals shattered Port don’t play here anymore

Happy Xmas UK, have fun in China, you Plick

Booney wrote:Thomas has taken time away from the club.

Any indication of when they'll get time back?

Laneway was on yesterday, thought about going just to see Fontaines DC until I seen the $210 price tag :shock:

Yeah I thought about it too but $210 is ridiculous for that lineup.

Mind you I just paid $200 for smashing pumpkin tickets so looks like $200 is the norm now.

I'd pay that if it is a best of tour Siamese Dream and Jane's Addiction played Ritual

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

Must have been a crowd of semi retired old farts with that much ear hair they couldn't hear the music to appreciate it.

Still the best club in the land though....

Rik E Boy wrote:

Vamos wrote:Still the best club in the land though....

Still dirty on that black and white thing I see

regards,

REB

No not at all, nothing to do with it. Just don't think they can go around spruiking that claim with 4 flags in 86 years.

Where the back part of Largs Bay is? Surely it's the fuel tanks east of Victoria Rd.

I went through there but even before that it was dilapidated That's not Largs.....you need to rag on Birkenhead and Peterhead [emoji6]

You got it Heater, and Earth Cafe is in Port Adelaide. You got to know your locations, you just got to :D

That's not Largs.....you need to rag on Birkenhead and Peterhead [emoji6]
You change suburbs as you pass streets around the Port. There's Largs Bay, Peterhead, Birkenhead, Semaphore, New Port, Port Adelaide, Ethelton, Semaphore South, Semaphore Park and Glanville all within an echo distance of each other.

The Peninsula is pretty much the same with Largs North, Taperoo, Osborn, North Haven and Outer Harbour all touching helmets too.

All mentioned suburbs except Port Adelaide and Semaphor Park are a part of the Peninsula, you got to know your peninsulas, you just got to ;)

And Exeter too, an often overlooked little gem

Give it a few years and there will be Fort Largs too I reckon, don't think the people spending 1.5mill plus for beachfront townhouses want to say they live in TAPEROO :lol:

Trial Game being called Match Simulation.

Funny but shitsworthy.
Went out for tea tonight and they had a quiz night on so we stayed. We started well but were middle of the road, midway through we were getting a lot of questions correct but making up no ground (I put it down to me not pressing the correct button quick enough as points were also based on speed).

After the penultimate round, an 8 question music round, where we got 7 right but finished the round 12th out of 16, I said to the missus "Is this thing working". It was then I noticed we had controller no.9, we were team no. 6. We went on to finish the quiz night and need I say who won......team bloody no. 9 :roll: :lol:

Booney wrote:

Vamos wrote:Anyone done the 5AA Locker Room? Going next Ssturday.

Yep, I think it's changed from when I went though. Mine was beers from 1 hour before until the final siren. Peroni's all round!

Saying 5 hour drink package, bit of food and a seat in the Riverbank stand. Not sure I'll need a seat.

Is there a more of a crab mustard club as there is as Carlton, Imagine how good they'd be if they weren't greedy cheats and got to play on the swings like the rest of the kindergarten.

You been at Wee Willie’s all day again?

Nah not that old, British, Pirate Life and Confessions. That crushed ant beer with orange peel is no good.

amber_fluid wrote:

RB wrote:Carlton taking up where they left off last year I see.

Nah we would have lost that game last year in the last 4 rounds so I’m taking it as a positive!

EFA

People who lack a grasp on reality and their ability.

Player cracking the sads because he wasn't initially selected in a cricket Semi Final tomorrow - scored 58 runs @ 6.44 with a highest score of 24.. turns up late, leaves early, lazy in the field. Surely you reflect on your performances and realise you're not good enough?

Over it.. glad cricket is finished. Old mate in, Bedge out, i'll enjoy my Saturday with the family.

Wankers.

Good call. Nothing better than spending a Saturday arvo with your Punt & Pub family.

Spargo wrote:

Vamos wrote:

Corona Man wrote:As much as I don’t like to admit it…. I enjoy watching Collingwood play.

Same here. Reminds me of Port in Ken's early days.

That’s a good memory for someone as old as you…

Sheesh, I know I've downed some beers and ouzo in that time but it was only 10 years ago.

Spargo wrote:

Vamos wrote:It's getting exhaustive

Shoe’s on the other foot now, mate.

Good night, came home with both shoes. Patrick Swayze playin now, the wife has a glint in her eye

Spargo wrote:

Vamos wrote:

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How’s the head? Dry horrors?

Rougher than normal, nothin a zooper dooper and a sneaky beer won't fix.

Just been watchin Fox Mini's, you got a good one in Sheezel.

When you get caught between the moon and moonlight city

DOC wrote:5/49

Abbott gets his first from what is a magnificent catch by Smith. Worth watching.

Sensational catch, only Smith could have pulled that off.

Booney wrote:AUKUS.

Put simply this is the boom South Australia has been waiting, looking for, since the death of car manufacturing.

Great result, my company will certainly be heavily involved. Will see me through to retirement if I choose to remain in the industry.

MW wrote:Watching live, I said "that's 4 weeks" when i saw the hit. I am not worried about Shane getting 3. Its Pickett getting 2 and Buddy getting 1 is the concern.

Yep baffling, near identical action to Pickett's I thought. Toby would have got 6 weeks.

Totally incorrect, nothing to do with her gender. I find her extremely annoying and a total 'Captain Obvious'

What other commentators would you get rid of, and why?

just off the top of my head Mark Waugh, Ian Healy, Dwayne Russell for the exact same reasons as Daisy Pearce.

I also don't think much of Chris Johnson or Nathan Jones

Sheesh, that only leaves Frank Walker from National Tiles.

Booney wrote:

Vamos wrote:

Armchair expert wrote:BT shits me

I don’t get the hate. I definitely won't watch Roaming Brian though, very cringey.

Corrected Hodge on a players name, then moments later called McCarthy as Zorko.

He's a flog.

4.09am, that's cutting into my territory

Reckon I might go for a drive Sundsy to the Yank Bakery, never been. I rate the pies at Clarendon Bakery.