Dogger,

We are all men on here and we even have a problem trying to understand you!

Mods - Can this be canned yet?

Pendles

F*** Collingwood - went to a Collingwood v Freo game in Melbourne once because I happened to be there and I wanted to watch some footy. This Collingwood prick behind me dropped his tray of four beers directly on my head, then started banging on about the rain - it was raining - and how he really liked a 'good, wet rain'. Later he started barracking for Freo because he was pretty much comatose at that point, and then he DID lose consciousness and his wife and mates had to carry him out.

Was it the big bang ?

F*** Collingwood - went to a Collingwood v Freo game in Melbourne once because I happened to be there and I wanted to watch some footy. This Collingwood prick behind me dropped his tray of four beers directly on my head, then started banging on about the rain - it was raining - and how he really liked a 'good, wet rain'. Later he started barracking for Freo because he was pretty much comatose at that point, and then he DID lose consciousness and his wife and mates had to carry him out.

Was it the big bang ?

Hahaha no, this guy kept his clothes on.

Sex on fire

- the moving away from biblical teaching, abstinence is being replaced by safe sex, teaching kids as young as 11 how to have sex when it is far beyond them
Yeah, let's all give our kids a sex education straight from the bible!


1. Touching other boys is bad, mmmkay?
"The men gave up natural intercourse with women and burned with lust for one another. Men did shameful things with men, and thus received in their own persons the penalty for their perversity." —Romans 1:27


2. On the joys of prostitution:
"Can you not see that the man who is joined to a prostitute becomes one body with her? " —1 Corinthians 6:16


3. Play the field and sow your wild oats:
"Are you free of a wife? If so, do not go in search of one." —1 Corinthians 7:27


4. If your horny neigbours fancy your houseguests, give them your daughters instead:
"Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." — Genesis 19:8


5. If you shag a young lassie, make sure you impregnate her or else:
" Then Judah said to Onan, 'Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.' But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also." — Genesis 38:8-10

Toby Stribling to Kaniva?

DeAndre Jordan is the biggest piece of shit ever.

tipper wrote:i though you being an "older" model Psyb that it would have been a serial port rather than a usb. been in for a refit have we?

I think it's more the 3 1/2" floppy that worries him.

Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...

I've been called worse.

He's 28

Protip - use webjet to compare prices then go to the airline website to book. You save all of he webjet fees.
Can you use Webjet credits through the airlines website?
Doubt it...
No, you have to book through Webjet, not the airline.
The organisation I work for uses Webjet quite often, it is usually a reliable, cost effective option as we bundle car hire into the deals and occasionally accommodation. It's the complexity of dealing with a person who has English as a second language in this instance where a cancellation / re-booking has already been cocked up once.
Or you could book your domestic travel through a trusted company with someone you know and trust ;)

Trust?

Wear it because you like it. Cologne won't get you laid.

Things get a little tough and look at all the Emus once faithful driving the knifes in

maybe a merger with Hackham is on the cards????

Who the hell are the Seaford Giants? Are they actually a thing?