Spargo wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:

Good lord...

I reckon those blokes in the video post on here.
Well that’s how I picture a couple of people............

MW wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

bennymacca wrote:Id be pretty confident playing the power in a grannie to be honest [emoji3]

What about Richmond?

That's some deep trolling!

It’s how I roll..............

FNF has people tuned in regardless, it's just a matter of how long they stay tuned in before they check on the NRL score or what the Mrs is up to. .
Absolutely 100% correct.

Who checks on their Missus when the footys on? :lol:

Permission to land > Carlton.

regards

REB

Something we can all agree on!

FNF has people tuned in regardless, it's just a matter of how long they stay tuned in before they check on the NRL score or what the Mrs is up to. .
Absolutely 100% correct.

Got some ratings figures to back that up?
Here's a chart

graph FNF.PNG

I tried to find a graph for Ports Friday night games but apparently there is insufficient data to produce one.

Maybe I should have googled shithouse time slots? ;)

Lads, I need some advice/help.

I'm a once a year golfer who has had the same set of clubs for 15 years and every time I use them, my mates say have you got the adults version of them at home!
I'm 6'3 and whilst my clubs are adult size they do appear short compared to other taller people's clubs.

I'm looking to buy a second hand set in the near future and play a bit more but need to know if there is a size chart as such for height versus length of club?
I know arm length, being comfortable, etc will play a part in it but what length club should I be looking at for my height?

Cheers for any advice for this novice.


Just so happens I'm Looking at upgrading soon and we're similar heights! ;)

Nice.
What brand are they?
Not that it really matters as I just want the right length for now.

I’ll apply the SAFooty discount at the end of the transaction ;)

taking other clubs off cuts is a massive risk. Heads need to roll if it doesn't pay off.
Now I reckon you're getting carried away lol

The only explanation is they are going to delist the majority of these and draft 10 kids in this so called super draft next year. Otherwise, why do it?

Is that the super draft that’s always coming the year after next? ;)

heater31 wrote:Has anyone heard from Booney.....

Nah he’s picking Thomas and Motlop up from the airport I believe.......

mots02 wrote:

MW wrote:So it's flag or bust?

Does seem a lot like putting all of ones eggs in a 2018 basket.... but maybe this is more representative:

Is that Josh Jenkins 3rd from the right at the top?
Sorry we’re taking the p*ss out of Port and not the Crows.

Similar height, amber’s only a once a year golfer - I’m sure carey will lend you his new set every year...

Good call!
As long as Carey can drop the clubs off and pick them up from my joint, I think we can make this work.

Oh and I’d really appreciate a cold 6 pack in the old glove compartment too when dropped off :lol:

Dutchy wrote:Big issues with the crowd, a sponsor has just been offered 1,000 free tickets!

You could give me free tickets and the first half dozen beers free and I still don’t reckon I bother going.

The season is over......... let it go!

Wedgie wrote:Confirmed by Glenelg that Lokan has gone. Will be at Port Adelaide next year.
UK 2 months ahead of the pack.

Yeah some people on here owe UK Fan an apology!

Wedgie wrote:Was waiting for the air con man. Hes temporarily fixed it but will need to come back with a harness,etc as apparantley our roof is steep and like ice as far as grip goes.

Young dude, gen Y?

Tell him to get up there and do his job!

Corn in mornays and peas in shepherds pie!
Don’t mix them up!

Why didn't you go inside and withdraw cash at the teller?
Not my bank, so I went around to find another ATM, couldn't, did a lap of the block, grabbed a coffee and headed back to work and she was still standing there.

Was she HOT?
I've done worse..

but she was about 50 years old, plump, curly white hair and too much blush on her cheeks (or maybe I just made her blush more ;) )

You’ve done worse than a 50 year old with white hair?

The Bedge wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:You’ve done worse than a 50 year old with white hair?

I'd have to look through those deep, dark depths of memories I've tried to forget, but yeah sure no doubt I wouldn't at some stage

It’s one thing doing it..........

BUT

Another thing admitting too it!

Someone at my work has been gradually getting work taken off of them, everyone can see but the person what this is leading to, I don't particularly like this person but hate seeing people lose their jobs, I am usually short and abrupt to them but have been helping them as much as possible lately.

I give it 6 weeks, they are totally oblivious to it and see it as their job is becoming easier.
And murder she wrote, was given 4 weeks notice today, effectively 6 weeks to the day!

A touch sad as I doubt I'll ever see him again in the outside world.

Outside world?
You in jail mate?

I look forward to the knockers ( Hi Amber ), but one think about the PAFC that can't be questioned is the interactivity of the club to it's members.

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PORT ADELAIDE is set to hold an Australian-sports-first member convention in 2018 - Inside Port Adelaide: Live.

The convention is being modelled on a range of sports conferences held around the world, and it will be the first time an AFL club has opened its doors in this way to provide its members with this exclusive opportunity.

Port Adelaide Executive General Manager Matthew Richardson said the club is extremely excited to provide the members with this exclusive convention.

“At Port Adelaide, the personal connection we have with our members is a priority. We are a member first club, and we are always looking at ways to innovate and make our members feel a genuine part of the club,” he said.

“This is important to us, and we think this is a fantastic way to inform and educate our members and hopefully make them feel even more connected to their club.”

The club will provide members with key presentations and strategies from coaching staff, players, list management, and will be headlined by a keynote address from senior coach Ken Hinkley, and a closing address from Chairman David Koch.

Tickets to the convention will be made available exclusively to members, and numbers are limited due to capacity in the first year, with a view to build the convention into an annual event for its members.

The convention will run from 8:30am-3.00pm, and it will lead in to the club’s traditional Family Day and internal trial at Alberton Oval.


The program for INSIDE PORT ADELAIDE LIVE will include;

Defense Masterclass – Nathan Basset t
Club’s defence strategy including panel discussion with several defenders including Tom Jonas and Jack Hombsch

List Management, Trade and Draft Strategy – Chris Davies & Jason Cripps
Hear from our List Management team on the Club’s trade and draft strategy, the recent trade period and the behind the scenes planning and detail that is required at an AFL club.

The Role of an AFL Coach in 2018 – Matthew Nicks
Matthew Nicks has completed the AFL’s Level 4 Coaching Course which is fast becoming the pre-requisite for the current day AFL Senior coach. Hear insights into what is expected of the current AFL Senior Coach and the role he plays in supporting Ken as the Senior Assistant Coach.

Forward Line strategy – Brendan Lade
With a few extra tools in the tool box for 2018, hear from Brendan Lade on our forward line strategy and how we will be looking to maximize the effectiveness of this critical zone in 2018, together with a panel discussion with some of the key forward including Charlie Dixon and Jack Watts

Game Day rotations & GPS technology – Stuart Graham (Head of Sports Science & Conditioning)
Hear first-hand how the player rotations are managed on game day and the importance of this for performance, plus the critical role that GPS technology plays in AFL Football and elite sport worldwide.

Football Analytics – the future of Game Strategy – Michael Regan (Manager, Performance Analytics)
The new frontier is sports strategy and coaching, Michael Regan is the Club’s lead on Football Analytics, the insights and information will amaze you.

Midfield Strategy – Michael Voss
A unique insight into the planning, preparation, training drills, strategies and coaching that goes into the midfield together with a panel with some of the Club’s midfield guns including Brad Ebert, Ollie Wines and Paddy Ryder

The AFL Athlete Conditioning Profile – Ian McKeown (Head of High Performance) & Tim O’Leary (Head of Medical Services)
Exclusive insights in the athletic conditioning and development of our playing list for 2018, highlighting the attention to detail and individualized monitoring that goes into injury prevention and management

Skill Acquisition – how are we applying this to help us improve in 2018 – Carl Woods (Manager, Skill Acquisition)
Find out more about our skill development program … and yes, we’ll talk about goal kicking and what we are doing to improve this and our players’ overall skill level in 2018.

Club Strategic Agenda to 2020 – Keith Thomas (CEO)
Keith will provide members with a vision for their football club leading into the 150th year and an overview of the Club’s strategic agenda off the field

Closing Address – David Koch (Chairman)
Essendon has done something similar for the last 2 years at Etihad.
Members could come and listen to various coaches, draft and talent scouts and administrators for a couple of hours and then it was followed by a Q&A that lasted about an hour. I went to the first one and it was ok but apparently at the last one there was a few simpletons make fools of themselves in the Q&A session. Doesn’t sound in depth as Ports but 3 hours was enough for me, all of the new draftees and new players were greeted and mingled with the members for a bit aswell. Last years was on a Tuesday night which was a bit of a crap time slot

You think there were a few simpletons at Essendons....... wait til Booney and co. start asking questions at Ports information session. ;)

Idiot, WTF?
No, I don’t know the full story of what happened. Have heard differing versions from Glenelg supporters & differing versions from Port people.

One of two things happened, Port approached him or he approached Port. Either way he's not at Brighton Road anymore and had a contract. Simple.

Are Port always in the habit of speaking to contracted coaches?
They bitched and moaned and groaned when St Kikda approached Richardson didn’t they?

Amber spinning again?

#spinshit
#closetportfan

Bahahaha
Which part is shit?
Other than Port stealing coaches whilst contracted?

daysofourlives wrote:Seems they left out the small matter that it will set you back $75 for the experience.
Seems KT will be giving advice on how to turn a profit afterall

$75 to listen to KT and Ken roll out cliche after cliche?
**** that!!

MW wrote:Will there be a master class in how to avoid conviction after being arrested by the Police?

Or how to avoid a charge of DUI and leaving the scene of an accident

$75 :shock:

Dutchy writes - Port don't make money.

Port charge members for a once off full day behind the scenes experience.

Dutchy writes - What a rip off!

I'm assuming amber and little uk have had similar pot shots.

Sun came up this morning. :D

There not pot shots.......there opinions.

You know, like the ones you give on the Crows and North Melbourne.

No one likes a hypocrite remember............

My 2 year old hasn’t been awake for more than an hour at night time in over a year. The worst we get is having to go in there and give him a cuddle and change his nappy. Takes 5 mins. And that happens once per fortnight or so.

He is that good the poor little bugger spewed because he has a cough - and we didn’t even know about it until morning.

Suck it bitches :)

Do you only have one child?
Don’t jinx yourself if you have another.

We had one of each............

Surely the standard of shield cricket is at an all time low if the dumber Marsh is making a ton?
Geez even Maxwell made a double ton!

Good that he remembers Alberton Oval coz he’s going to be playing there every 2nd week.

I didn’t mind Caro.
To speak her mind in a male dominated industry couldn’t have been easy at times.

As for Gary Lyon, he can **** right off.
Never could stand the smug prick.

What's a fair sort of allowance per week that most blokes go by? If there is such a thing?

I'm trying to stick to a budget but have no idea how much is reasonable, basically whatever I don't waste is going towards something good but where is the line?

What ever amount you can spend without the missus finding out. ;)

we're just trying to make it work so we can holiday.
Maybe work the other way around then, work out approx. how much it's going to cost for your holiday, then when you want to take the holiday, work out the amount monthly you need to put away and what ever is left over is your allowance and you just make that work.

Won’t work!!
Mate he can’t live off love, air and water.
He needs beer money!

we're just trying to make it work so we can holiday.
Maybe work the other way around then, work out approx. how much it's going to cost for your holiday, then when you want to take the holiday, work out the amount monthly you need to put away and what ever is left over is your allowance and you just make that work.

I've had 6 years of just spending without caring, I need some discipline in the area.

You can’t take it with you
NOR
Can you drink beer 6 foot under

Drink up lads!!

They could sell James Boags Premium & Heineken, both under the Lion Nathan banner.
Clearly better than the swilling offer atm at AO.

I like James Boags premium, it goes alright.
Excellent beer, generally my go to beer I serve when I’m putting on a show at my place.

Good value for $$$.
And they are still 375ml stubbies.

Eagle Bitter, the Beer Man's Beer. Wouldn't go down well with Gen Y.
Super used to put hair on ya nuts, that was the go in our day.

I got that crook on Super when I was 18-19 I couldn't go near beer for about 2 years.
Sounds like me with the old premix Nikov vodka and orange juice, talk about a power chuck, I threw up three days later when I smelt orange juice at someone's house on a hot day.

:lol: Nikov!
I remember drinking that at the old sky shows as a 16 year old.
Never ended well drinking a 2 litre cask of that.

well, all signed off an legal now. which Safooty poster will be the first to tie the ssm knot??

anyone running a book on it? :lol:
I managed to pinch a glimpse of an early market...

$2.20 HH3 & Johno6
$3.80 Booney & morell
$5.00 Mickyj & any Glenelg supporter
$9.00 Wedgie & stampy

amber_fluid might crash the wedding on that one!

C’mon mate......... being gay is one thing but being a Power supporter is another ;)

norm11 wrote:Broke my leg and was board at home and could only watch so much porn so my good mate Stama said hey get on this site.

You must have almost pulled it off if you chose this site over porn

Does he actually play?
I just assumed he was like the mascot or something

Jim05 wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:You can't give that out?
Inconclusive surely

Hand looked to be off the bat.
Big decision

Benefit has to go to the batter.
Not out.

Booney wrote:How does a 6' 3" bloke come into the side at 1st slip?

Probably so he can stroke Smiths cock and ego at 2nd slip.

Why hasn't Marsh bowled yet?
Thought he was brought in as the all rounder?

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

You only live once mate ;)

Roll the dice.......

locky801 wrote:

DOC wrote:Cooks last innings at test level?

If he calls it yes, if not doubt Root and co would have the guts to drop him

He deserves to go out on his terms.
Play out the series then retire.

He’s been a fantastic player for them for many years.

Bout time the batsmen got the benefit.
Ya can’t prove he caught that.

whufc wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:Bout time the batsmen got the benefit.
Ya can’t prove he caught that.

I tend to agree

The third umpire / Drs should be to change the blunders

For the umpire to give that not out was not a blunder

There is no way the field umpire could have given that out.
Right decision IMO

When shit hits the fan at work and everyone loses their minds.

When someone asked me how I felt about it, I lent back in my chair and said, "To be honest, I don't give a f**k!"

Went down extremely well. :lol:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you need to get a new job

It can’t be all bad......... he gets paid to spend most of his day posting crap on here. :lol:

MW wrote:Why all the hate for BBL?

I assume women's BBL is all good it's just the men's apparently

Kahuna wrote:New pool going in today.......

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Post a picture when it’s full
Oh yeah and your address

HH3 wrote:Come work in this shit hole.

Other than bitch, moan and groan and post on here all day, what do you actually do there?

Apparently more signings at Brighton Rd to come...

Obviously made oodles of money from recycling of the old grandstand ;)
They might’ve found Big Nick & Syd Jackson’s “ahem” stash buried in the remains from 1977...
Any sign of Graham Cornes' humility?

Nah but they found plenty of his ego spread everywhere.
When he loses the chip on his shoulder they could look there too!

Winning the major Christmas raffle at the pub last night.
Weber Q with a stack of accessories, bain marie, esky, chimenea, portable air conditioner, cutlery set, couple of cartons of beer & a Bluetooth speaker lantern, over $2k’s worth - Merry Christmas big fella :lol:

Cool!
Whack the beers in the esky, fire up the Weber, turn the portable AC on, crank the tunes via the new speaker and we’ll see you shortly! :lol:

locky801 wrote::supz:

Mitch Marsh into the attack, trying to get him a wicket

I don’t reckon he could dismiss you or I he’s that sh*t!

Well done Cook.
Brilliant innings.