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woodublieve12 wrote:Don't get me started on the who no politics in sport comments.
They've been very close since forever

Yes, very sticky …

So probably hadn’t had a few when he blasted that 200 in the World Cup then? At least not that morning.

Kyrgios wondering why people think he announced his retirement.

Wish I could live my life one minute at a time.

Pat, shut the faark up and just play cricket.

Why we can’t go back to the ‘70s …

Arry Gablett wrote:Did anyone else think Marcus nearly stuffed up the Braithwaite catch ?
Caught it then threw it up straight away and it landed on the turf
Should Braithwaite had held his ground ?

No, but Marnus probably would have if he was batting instead of fielding.

That no-ball was Gladstone Small-esc

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Where's the crowd

Those 9 people are on the edge of their seats.

stampy wrote:so a bloke with a mangled toe bowls like lightning and grabs 7fa

wtf did they give for the pain in his foot??

Doctor is a Rastafarian …

Double LOL, it was clearly a wind up.

cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe.

Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.

The algorithm doesn’t lie …

I get it in a bunion on one foot, so the knuckle of my big toe.

It’s a very sharp pain through the middle of that joint rather than a dull ache. Walking is unbearable and even resting the foot on that side hurts. Believe me, you know when you have it.

Without preventative medication or treatment at early onset, the pain can last for days.

The worst was about 2 weeks the first time I got it. My wife told me I had gout, but I resisted going to see the doc. When I finally booked an appt, I was hobbling into his room and he said straight away without any further assessment, you’ve got gout. Because I left it so long it took a while for the medication to kick in.

In my case, early treatment stops a full onset, so I’ve learn’t to manage it these days. It’s caused by uric acid crystalising in a joint, so my doc advised to take aspirin whenever I start feeling it as it’s a blood thinner and helps. Some people can’t take aspirin as it can cause bleeding issues elsewhere, but for me it’s fine.

A bloke I worked with a few years ago was about to marry his 4th wife, and claimed that she ‘was the one’.

To his credit, he’s still with her today.

Good luck!

Spargo wrote:
Vamos wrote:
dedja wrote:Many, many years ago I had a contractor working for me who was visiting beastiality sites on his work PC.

Nek minnit, gets walked out the door.

On all fours?

With a choker chain & lead…

Definitely wasn’t consensual

India effectively run world cricket, so unless it’s in their financial interest it’s not going to fly.

Until the ICC grows some balls (ain’t going to happen), expect more of the same.

Boost Mobile founder, Peter Adderton, is pouring petrol on the saga (checkout his Facebook posts).

The situation is turning nasty.

Precious little darlings

FFS, the DRS half ball shit is embarrassing.

Jimmy should have had his 3rd.

So much cricket on today it’s hard to keep up.

It’s a clusterf*ark, but take Adderton’s comments with a large dose of salt … he’s an A-Grade f*ckwit.

As you say, it looks like Coke has now bailed, so Betty probably has to bite the bullet and deal with the source of the problem, Barry Ryan.

Bazball failed

Has rooted Root’s batting. Maybe the way he played today was because of his finger injury and playing normally may of hampered him too much? But him playing in the aggressive Bazball style actually annoys me in a way, he's already that good surely he doesn't need to change the way he plays and play the ridiculous shots?

Agreed. It’s stupid and irresponsible.

He’s done it too many times now to forgive the behaviour. Today he premeditated reverse sweeps on his 1st and 3rd balls, and his dismissal was another premeditated suicide run down the wicket. As you say, he’s better than that.

If he wants be part of Bazball, then he should look at Stokes, who can start steadily then explode when the situation demands it, rather than going full ballistic from the 1st ball.

I think he should go back to what made him a very good player, but what would I know?

Happy wife, happy life

Armchair expert wrote:Just imagine if we had Davey!!

We’d be 3 down

My shit gives me the shits.

This morning I attempted to collect a stool sample for the bowel cancer screening kit which periodically appears in the letterbox of us old farts. For you youngsters out there, this involves putting a sheet of paper (supplied in the kit) in the dunny bowl, crapping on it, then rubbing a stick (also supplied) on the turd before the lot is flushed.

So - I unfold the paper catcher and place it in the bowl. Drop strides, assume position, open the bomb bay doors and drop a load. Turn around with collection stick in hand - and find that my turd has punched a hole through the paper and dropped straight into the swimming pool.

Sigh.

Now you have to wait 2 years to try again. :lol:

Steven Marshall to leave State Parliament.

… but hasn’t said when

Houston stated that he would be crushed if he missed the GF.

Well Dan, you’re not going to be on your Pat Malone, the rest of your team mates will miss the GF with you. :YMPEACE:

By the way, what a completely stupid thing to say, as if the tribunal is going to care how he feels if he misses the GF, it was totally irrelevant.

Armchair expert wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:@Armchair expert

thanks my new desktop wallpaper

My Ad blocker isn’t working properly.

locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:https://www.greenadelaide.sa.gov.au/about-us#:~:text=Landscape%20and%20water%20levies%20are,in%20our%20operational%20business%20plans.

thanks

Because our Council rates are not enough.

How long has Gatting been playing for the Saffers?

Way to go cuz.

The penalties, including the structure of payment of the fine, are set to be considered and then ratified by the SA Football Commission next week.

They may also be altered by the Commission ahead of next week if it sees fit.

Interesting interview with Betty and Ryan on Fox

wouldnt talk about the Brodie situation as they cant, used privacy in respect for him

Certainly wont be coming back you would think

She has backed him 100%, so there’s no chance of Barry Ryan leaving or being forced out of Erebus. Can’t believe that they’re claiming it’s not in their hands to solve … they can release Brodie from his contract and everyone gets on with their lives.

Giuseppe Cazzo gets his ton.

See what you can achieve if you don’t bat like a Bazball moron? Well played.

dedja wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:England are home

Bookmarked

bump

… and to make it more absurd, Gaz comes in as nightwatchman :roll:

FFS, bowlers cant bowl another 8 overs before resting for the night? Too much to ask?

I feel very Un-Australian, BUT….I find myself wanting Marnus to fail, so unlikeable :shock:

And wanting it to piss down Day 4 and 5 as we didn’t enforce the follow on :shock:

Why the f*ck wouldn’t Green want to come in? If it was a captain’s call then he should have told him to get f*cked.

I will go to my grave not getting why there’s such a thing as a nightwatchman. :evil:

Booney wrote:
whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:Yeah, merger, yeah.

two different entities that are now one club........thats a merger right.

Leave the rubbish to UK mate.

Precious much?

Armchair expert wrote:Still want 70 more

Got more than enough, just making it harder than it needs to be.

Got to be up there as one of the worst batting line ups for a supposed no.1 Test team.

When this team starts failing, which it will, it will be a hard thud.

That’s what happens when the chairman of selectors admits to only looking one or two Tests ahead. :roll:

Will still win easily but that just extends the fallacy for longer.

Armchair expert wrote:NZ favourites now

Bookmarked.

Booney wrote:Listen for the LinkedIn reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7d79Knc8p4

Why I watched 4 mins of a 5 min YouTube clip to hear 5 words.

LOL, my wife just said she thought the husband did it. Apologies MW!

Meanwhile, at the foot of the Himalayas, India 1/202, trail by 16.

Gill 65*
Rohit 76*

Eng still the best team in the series.

Enjoying Sarfaraz since he’s come onto the scene.

Eats more pies than Bairstow but can bat.

FFS, the world has gone mad.

People need to harden the F.U.I.C up and stop being outraged.

Words are just letters rearranged differently, why are some arrangements so offensive to some people.

dedja wrote:
Booney wrote:Is there a less imposing "quick" then Mitt Hinry?

True, 3/32 so far against a brittle batting line up.

Finished with 7/67.

Brodlach wrote:Stokes out on the stroke of lunch

5/103

Remarkably still the better team.

Booney wrote:Drunk midnight swims.

BBQ Shapes.

Both together.

Is that you Vamos?

To continue the lunacy theme, after the Carlton v Richmond match this Thursday, then the Collingwood v Sydney match on Friday, 4 sides would have played 2 matches and 10 clubs have yet to start their season.

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