HOLLYWOOD HARDING drive of the year

[mal]

Lets go back a week to the 22/06/07 meeting at Mildura Trots.
He drove in the last race at Mildura.
After checking the TAB that race jumped at 5-10 pm
Remarkably Hollywood David Harding drove ELYSSES CREST at GDP at 9-35pm that night.

So that Mildura race would have finished at 5-15pm
By the Time Hollywood got the horse back, he would have gotten into his car about 5-20pm.
Hollywood had 4 hours and 15 minutes before the GDP race started.

He is meant to be parading Elysses Crest 15 minutes before the race.
By my reckoning he had to be at GDP no later than 9-20

He has gotten from Mildura to GDP in 4 hours or less.

That has to be the drive of the year.

How long does it take from Mildura to GDP ???????????????????????????????????????

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............To make things complicated what about the drive on OK BOUQUET..... ALAN SMITH wanting to hold Davo out!!!! The only thing that old vegetable should have been holding out is his hand to catch a bus one way to Glenside. absolute joke him being out there only a matter of time before this retard causes a major accident

[bayman]

c'mon mal this is/has been mentioned by you in another thread, i think your still trying to get most posts for the year

[mal]

Yeah but on this post I got the facts right

[bayman]

Yeah but on this post I got the facts right

that is unusual as you've never let the facts get in the way of stories in the past

[steve papas]

i've been following this site for weeks now and i've come up with a sugestion

Maybe we should arrange a match race, let's get all the so called self confessed experts like strutter, scd, joey, robber, centreman and bayman and see how they drive!!!!!!!

none of them would have a clue!!! we'd be lucky if any of them knew which end of a horse drops manure!

it would be a no race cos none of them would have the ability to get one home.

so maybe they should go easy on drivers like pasco, alan smith, gina, wayne hill and the rest of the people in their league.

[mal]

Welcome to the site Stavros

Just a word of warning BAYMAN has driven a Kilmore Cup winner
and has driven an Interdominion winner, just ask him

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You gotta pay that to Stavros.

[bayman]

steve pappos, welcome to the site as for what mal said that is correct, mind you i only drove them around the parade ring !!!! (popular port & diamond field)

[steve papas]

sorry i never mentioned any bayboys, only joking. did you help rossy administer the elephant juice, sulpher or maybe you held the twitch while he put the tube up its nose?

[SCD]

sorry i never mentioned any bayboys, only joking. did you help rossy administer the elephant juice, sulpher or maybe you held the twitch while he put the tube up its nose?

Maybe he was using the twitch while the needle and tube went in??? Maybe the horse was like my brother.. a fish!!

[steve papas]

a fish? wat? your brothers a fish????? what are you on?????

[SCD]

i've been following this site for weeks now and i've come up with a sugestion

Maybe we should arrange a match race, let's get all the so called self confessed experts like strutter, scd, joey, robber, centreman and bayman and see how they drive!!!!!!!

none of them would have a clue!!! we'd be lucky if any of them knew which end of a horse drops manure!

it would be a no race cos none of them would have the ability to get one home.

so maybe they should go easy on drivers like pasco, alan smith, gina, wayne hill and the rest of the people in their league.

Don't put Wayne Hill the the league of Pascoe, A Smith, M Smith, G Bell.. he is no where near as bad as them..
Wayno is a good driver!!

In terms of a match race based on the particpants and their tipping form i'd have to tip Centreman on top - he seems to know his stuff - I would have tipped Mal, but it's not fair the horse carry that much extra weight.. I think that's why S Cowan gave up driving.. that or he couldn't tell if it was pacing or trotting...

I can tell you where they drop manure.. on the ground, for as long as they live their arse will face the ground..
mind you i've met a few blokes who dribble more out their mouth then their arse (Smarter then Simmo comes to mind )

[SCD]

a fish? wat? your brothers a fish????? what are you on?????

I'm suggesting that the horse and my brother both had the nickname of fish....
save time - attach a tube to their gut and feed them the liquid...

[mal]

SP
Another story about how BAYMAN got his name

When BAYMAN was a young lad of 18 his dad asked him
" SON ARE STILL A VIRGIN. "
" Yes I am still a virgin daddy."
" SON IVE ARRANGED FOR SOME OF THE GLENELG FOOTBALLERS TO
TAKE YOU TO THE BAY DISCO ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY."

The following Monday Dad wakes up BAYMAN and asks
" SON DIDJA GET LAYED LAST NIGHT."
" yep sure did daddy."
" SON IM PROUD OF YOU , NOW COME OUT TO THE SHED IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU."

Dad and BAYMAN walk into the shed.
" SEE THAT MOTOR BIKE SON, THATS YOURS FOR BECOMING A MAN LAST NIGHT."
" Dad I dont want the motorbike."
" SON ITS WHAT YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED, AND A PRESENT FOR BREAKING YOUR VIRGINITY."
" Dad i dont want it."
" WHY NOT SON ?"
" Dad my arse is too sore."

The legend of BAYMAN arose.
PS He still hangs around Glenelg footballers...........

[steve papas]

yeah but thats not really funny. i knew someone that had kidney failure and had to wear one of them. so please dont joke about it. plus how are we meant to know what stupid names you and your brother call each other???

[bayman]

SP
Another story about how BAYMAN got his name

When BAYMAN was a young lad of 18 his dad asked him
" SON ARE STILL A VIRGIN. "
" Yes I am still a virgin daddy."
" SON IVE ARRANGED FOR SOME OF THE GLENELG FOOTBALLERS TO
TAKE YOU TO THE BAY DISCO ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY."

The following Monday Dad wakes up BAYMAN and asks
" SON DIDJA GET LAYED LAST NIGHT."
" yep sure did daddy."
" SON IM PROUD OF YOU , NOW COME OUT TO THE SHED IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU."

Dad and BAYMAN walk into the shed.
" SEE THAT MOTOR BIKE SON, THATS YOURS FOR BECOMING A MAN LAST NIGHT."
" Dad I dont want the motorbike."
" SON ITS WHAT YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED, AND A PRESENT FOR BREAKING YOUR VIRGINITY."
" Dad i dont want it."
" WHY NOT SON ?"
" Dad my arse is too sore."

The legend of BAYMAN arose.
PS He still hangs around Glenelg footballers...........

hang on !!, your the greek man

[mal]

And Steve Pappas?

[steve papas]

a fish? wat? your brothers a fish????? what are you on?????

I'm suggesting that the horse and my brother both had the nickname of fish....
save time - attach a tube to their gut and feed them the liquid...

from what i've heard he's driven more winners than you have or ever will...................................

END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PAPPAS can relate to the arse rootong joke very well then