by ORDoubleBlues » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:18 pm
by Magpiespower » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:42 am
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by Magpiespower » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:12 am
by Jimmy » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:11 am
Magpiespower wrote:My boss used to work for Reebok and had to look after Shaq when he came to Australia years ago on a promotional tour - the one when he said "They don't pay me enough to watch this s@#$" in reference to an NBL match he was at.
Not only dumb, but the biggest pain the ar$e, according to my boss. One night, the Big Aristotle asked the limo driver to get him some hookers. The limo driver told him to pick up the Yellow Pages and ring an escort but Shaq wanted to go kerb-crawling. So the limo driver took him to a corner on William St (just down from the Cross) notorious for transvestite hookers. The limo driver pulled up said: "Mate, these are the best hookers in Sydney." "Keep driving," Shaq mumbled.
Shaq didn't get a hooker that night but he did knock the back out of a current blonde Channel 7 host after she followed him around like a puppy all night long. She retired from competitive swimming shortly after her one-nighter with Diesel suffering chronic fatigue. Read into that what you will.
by ORDoubleBlues » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:48 pm
by ORDoubleBlues » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:36 pm
by ORDoubleBlues » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:48 pm
by Magpiespower » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:18 am
by JK » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:44 pm
by ORDoubleBlues » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:04 pm
by JK » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:08 pm
by JK » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:51 pm
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by Magpiespower » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:40 pm
by duncs7 » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:01 pm
by ORDoubleBlues » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:23 pm
Magpiespower wrote:I see the Lakers are trying to trade for Ron Artest.
Jackson must get off on having dysfunctional teams or something.
Pretty handy backcourt if they pull it off - Kobe and Mad Ron.
Also, welcome back Riles!
by ORDoubleBlues » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:23 pm
by Jimmy » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:21 am
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