Damn you auto correct.

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Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Jan 01, 2014 9:56 am

I got a couple desk calendars and 'Damn you Auto Correct' is one. I will try to do 1 a weekday with one on weekend.
1/1/14

------You know what....duck it. you know what I'm going for.
------ F@#K
Mmm Duck
-------I'm getting very fisted right now. Noodle
-------Fruatrated**** MOODLE GOD DAMNIT.
Wow already getting fisted? Emily you and your hand are going to fast.
------- You know what? Duck you.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:54 am

Thanks baby
------So... The la dazzlers came and did the barbecue game
What the hell?
------Wow. None of that happened.
------The 'landscapers came and did the backyard again
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Bully » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:36 am

this thread makes no sense....
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:39 am

I think you should just go and look here http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:13 pm

Bully wrote:this thread makes no sense....

You make no sense. ;)

You know when you text on you mobile and the phone changes the words. This is that.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:57 pm

I once typed out a message for the missus along the lines of "I'm running late, start dinner without me" and autocorrect changed it to "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU DIRTY *#$@!". Needless to say I had to camp on the sofa that night. Damn you autocorrect...
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby cracka » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:05 pm

Pseudo wrote:I once typed out a message for the missus along the lines of "I'm running late, start dinner without me" and autocorrect changed it to "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU DIRTY *#$@!". Needless to say I had to camp on the sofa that night. Damn you autocorrect...

F@#kn funny as bro. Love your work. I'm still laughing.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Zorro » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:44 pm

cracka wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I once typed out a message for the missus along the lines of "I'm running late, start dinner without me" and autocorrect changed it to "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU DIRTY *#$@!". Needless to say I had to camp on the sofa that night. Damn you autocorrect...

F@#kn funny as bro. Love your work. I'm still laughing.


He he nice. :lol:
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:30 am

------Your ringtone is the death march from star wars.
------I mean fatty vadars theme
------LOL Fatty = darth

Fatty Vader?
That's what the kids in Jedi school called him before he started that south beach diet.
------ That is a hilarious autocorrect
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby smac » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:36 am

Does this calendar go for the whole year?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:11 am

Fancy buying someone a 3 month calender :lol:
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby smac » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:35 am

I was more hoping it was a 3 day calendar.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:38 am

I'm a gangster. I'm a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me.
STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!
------Been spendin' most their lives in the hamsta paradise.
Don't make fun of me.......
------Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night bein a hamster is hella tight
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby BoundaryRider84 » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:26 am

Just found this thread ......WTF :roll:
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Spargo » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:23 am

Wish I hadn't.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:10 am

6/1/2014

I know, I get a lot of crap I have to get through but every time I do I always think I might need it for something! LOL
------ I am holding on the 600 porns I wrote over the years that are juvenile at best.
------ Of course I meant poems
Oh it hurts! can't stop laughing
------ Lol
------ I could write porns
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 am

I dont find these funny at all, and I reckon they're all fake anyway.

If you like these, you'll probably like this - http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

Pretty confident most of thats fake too though
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby johntheclaret » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:06 am

I typed in England Cricket Team and it autocorrected to Useless Pile of Crap
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:46 am

-----Yeah I think I'm working at my dads office this summer.
Yaa I'm working at my dads shop... It sucks
----- Lmao I just have to file papers idk what you have to do.
Same but it's like I have to elf baptise huge staks of paper.
----- Elf baptise :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
MY SPELL CHECK WASN'T WORKING B#$%H
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WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Psyber » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:50 am

The only thing to do with auto-correct is turn it off.
It is too pathetic to be funny.
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