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[Magpiespower]

Top 10 Rap Albums

In alphabetical order...

A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
Boogie Down Productions - By All Means Necessary
Brand Nubian - One For All
De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising
Dr. Dre - The Chronic
Ice Cube - Amerikkka's Most Wanted
NWA - Straight Outta' Compton
Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Run DMC - Raising Hell
Slick Rick - The Great Adventures of Slick Rick

[Magpiespower]

Top 10 MCs

1. KRS One
2. Rakim
3. Chuck D
4. Slick Rick
5. Jeru the Damaja
6. Nas
7. Common
8. Ice Cube
9. Kool G. Rap
10. Melle Mel

[Baron Greenback]

My top 10 drunken moments.

10. Getting kicked out of my own 21st after trying to fight my brother.
9. Driving home from footy paraletic and then falling on my face when trying to get out of the car.
8. Me and a mate nearly ending up in a foursome on a footy trip, but ending up shagging some fat old chick instead.
7. Naked eightball at the local pub.
6. Headbutting someone's fist after the GF in 2006 and getting concussed. Then not waking up when the boys blew the siren right next to my head.
5. Doing a Ben Cousins when the cops were following me. Managed to hide my car in an alley though.
4. Shagging a fat Scottish chick on the bathroom floor at a mate's house. This probably should be number 1.
3. Sculling a glass of Jim Beam straight at my 18th and then spewing all over my best mate's girlfriend's bed.
2. Trying to give a stripper the bowling ball grip and nearly having my arm broken by bouncers.
1. Pissing on the window of a video shop right in front of the cops and then trying to getaway in a taxi.

[Lightning McQueen]

Top Ten Actresses:

1. Jenna Jameson
2. Sylvia Saint
3. Stacy Valentine
4. Ginger Lynn
5. Amber Lynn
6. Seka
7. Asia Carrera
8. Veronica Hart
9. Nina Hartley
10. Bambi Woods

[Rik E Boy]

Top 10 Rap Albums

In alphabetical order...

A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
Boogie Down Productions - By All Means Necessary
Brand Nubian - One For All
De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising
Dr. Dre - The Chronic
Ice Cube - Amerikkka's Most Wanted
NWA - Straight Outta' Compton
Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Run DMC - Raising Hell
Slick Rick - The Great Adventures of Slick Rick

Top ten rap ablums.

BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA

It was the beginning of the end for rock once the black man forgot the blues. Now he just gives us the shits.

regards,

REB

[Lightning McQueen]

Top 10 Rap Albums

In alphabetical order...

A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
Boogie Down Productions - By All Means Necessary
Brand Nubian - One For All
De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising
Dr. Dre - The Chronic
Ice Cube - Amerikkka's Most Wanted
NWA - Straight Outta' Compton
Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Run DMC - Raising Hell
Slick Rick - The Great Adventures of Slick Rick

Top ten rap ablums.

BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA
BWAHAHAHAA

It was the beginning of the end for rock once the black man forgot the blues. Now he just gives us the shits.

regards,

REB

You didn't list them in order

[leftlegger]

Top Ten KISS songs

1. Detroit Rock City
2. Lick it Up
3. Hard Luck Woman
4. I Love it Loud
5. Unholy
6. Sure Know Something
7. Shock Me
8. Cold Gin
9. Shandi
10. War Machine

1.She
2.Rock n Roll all Night
3.Parasite
4.Deuce
5.Makin' Love
6.Watching You
7.Snow Blind (Ace)
8.Detroit Rock City
9.C'mon & Love me
10.Rip it Out (Ace)

[Footy Chick]

My top 10 drunken moments.

10. Getting kicked out of my own 21st after trying to fight my brother.
9. Driving home from footy paraletic and then falling on my face when trying to get out of the car.
8. Me and a mate nearly ending up in a foursome on a footy trip, but ending up shagging some fat old chick instead.
7. Naked eightball at the local pub.
6. Headbutting someone's fist after the GF in 2006 and getting concussed. Then not waking up when the boys blew the siren right next to my head.
5. Doing a Ben Cousins when the cops were following me. Managed to hide my car in an alley though.
4. Shagging a fat Scottish chick on the bathroom floor at a mate's house. This probably should be number 1.
3. Sculling a glass of Jim Beam straight at my 18th and then spewing all over my best mate's girlfriend's bed.
2. Trying to give a stripper the bowling ball grip and nearly having my arm broken by bouncers.
1. Pissing on the window of a video shop right in front of the cops and then trying to getaway in a taxi.

Thats GOLD! Just one question.. what were you doing in your mates girlfriends bed?

*edit* I think no.10 should be no. 1

[leftlegger]

Ten Great Movie Lines

and not one from Bad Boy Bubby! You could have made a list from that movie alone. Now there's an idea:

Top ten best lines from Bad Boy Bubby:

1. You're a sexy woman, Flo.
2. Christ kid, you're a weirdo!
3. God can see everything I do - and he's gonna beat me brainless.
4. It is the duty of all men to think God out of existence.
5. You've got smashing t!ts Flo. Great big whoppers of things.
6. Bubby a good boy... mummy's little boy.
7. Be still!
8. If that's all there is, then we're stuffed!
9. He was only tryin' to see whether ya breathed or not. You can't blame the kid, he never had a father.
10. Get outta the way or I'll cut yer prick off!

GOLD!

[rogernumber10]

My top 10 drunken moments.

10. Getting kicked out of my own 21st after trying to fight my brother.
9. Driving home from footy paraletic and then falling on my face when trying to get out of the car.
8. Me and a mate nearly ending up in a foursome on a footy trip, but ending up shagging some fat old chick instead.
7. Naked eightball at the local pub.
6. Headbutting someone's fist after the GF in 2006 and getting concussed. Then not waking up when the boys blew the siren right next to my head.
5. Doing a Ben Cousins when the cops were following me. Managed to hide my car in an alley though.
4. Shagging a fat Scottish chick on the bathroom floor at a mate's house. This probably should be number 1.
3. Sculling a glass of Jim Beam straight at my 18th and then spewing all over my best mate's girlfriend's bed.
2. Trying to give a stripper the bowling ball grip and nearly having my arm broken by bouncers.
1. Pissing on the window of a video shop right in front of the cops and then trying to getaway in a taxi.

Thats GOLD! Just one question.. what were you doing in your mates girlfriends bed?

*edit* I think no.10 should be no. 1

I just want to know if Chuck is a Federal or a State politician, and whether he's currently serving our country, or is retired from office!

[Baron Greenback]

My top 10 drunken moments.

10. Getting kicked out of my own 21st after trying to fight my brother.
9. Driving home from footy paraletic and then falling on my face when trying to get out of the car.
8. Me and a mate nearly ending up in a foursome on a footy trip, but ending up shagging some fat old chick instead.
7. Naked eightball at the local pub.
6. Headbutting someone's fist after the GF in 2006 and getting concussed. Then not waking up when the boys blew the siren right next to my head.
5. Doing a Ben Cousins when the cops were following me. Managed to hide my car in an alley though.
4. Shagging a fat Scottish chick on the bathroom floor at a mate's house. This probably should be number 1.
3. Sculling a glass of Jim Beam straight at my 18th and then spewing all over my best mate's girlfriend's bed.
2. Trying to give a stripper the bowling ball grip and nearly having my arm broken by bouncers.
1. Pissing on the window of a video shop right in front of the cops and then trying to getaway in a taxi.

Thats GOLD! Just one question.. what were you doing in your mates girlfriends bed?

*edit* I think no.10 should be no. 1

It was a joint 18th a her place and I was really messed up so they put me to bed there. Unlucky for her!

Yeah number 10 was a shocker. My parents never let me live that one down.

[Dirko]

My Top Ten Rose Tattoo songs



1. The Butcher And Fast Eddy
2. Branded
3. Assault & Battery
4. Rock 'n' Roll Outlaw
5. We Can't Be Beaten 5 minutes in !
6. One of the Boys
7. Nice Boys (Don't play Rock 'n' Roll)
8. Scarred for Life
9. I Wish
10. Calling(I know not really the Tatts but I still like it)

HR's to Out of this Place, Sydney Girls, Who's got the Cash, Suicide City & Southern Stars

[Pseudo]

Top Ten Actresses:

1. Jenna Jameson
2. Sylvia Saint
3. Stacy Valentine
4. Ginger Lynn
5. Amber Lynn
6. Seka
7. Asia Carrera
8. Veronica Hart
9. Nina Hartley
10. Bambi Woods

GOLD!

[Lightning McQueen]

Ten Great Movie Lines

and not one from Bad Boy Bubby! You could have made a list from that movie alone. Now there's an idea:

Top ten best lines from Bad Boy Bubby:

1. You're a sexy woman, Flo.
2. Christ kid, you're a weirdo!
3. God can see everything I do - and he's gonna beat me brainless.
4. It is the duty of all men to think God out of existence.
5. You've got smashing t!ts Flo. Great big whoppers of things.
6. Bubby a good boy... mummy's little boy.
7. Be still!
8. If that's all there is, then we're stuffed!
9. He was only tryin' to see whether ya breathed or not. You can't blame the kid, he never had a father.
10. Get outta the way or I'll cut yer prick off!

"Gee, you're a queer lookin' Rooster aren't ya" has to be in my list

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

My top 10 drunken moments.

10. Getting kicked out of my own 21st after trying to fight my brother.
9. Driving home from footy paraletic and then falling on my face when trying to get out of the car.
8. Me and a mate nearly ending up in a foursome on a footy trip, but ending up shagging some fat old chick instead.
7. Naked eightball at the local pub.
6. Headbutting someone's fist after the GF in 2006 and getting concussed. Then not waking up when the boys blew the siren right next to my head.
5. Doing a Ben Cousins when the cops were following me. Managed to hide my car in an alley though.
4. Shagging a fat Scottish chick on the bathroom floor at a mate's house. This probably should be number 1.
3. Sculling a glass of Jim Beam straight at my 18th and then spewing all over my best mate's girlfriend's bed.
2. Trying to give a stripper the bowling ball grip and nearly having my arm broken by bouncers.
1. Pissing on the window of a video shop right in front of the cops and then trying to getaway in a taxi.

Not a bad list...
Thing is, I can't even remember MY top ten drunken moments eh!

[Pseudo]

Top ten quotes from CADDYSHACK, in no particular order:


Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though!

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. ... Another fifty says he eats it.

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

[Mr66]

Top Ten Actresses:

1. Jenna Jameson
2. Sylvia Saint
3. Stacy Valentine
4. Ginger Lynn
5. Amber Lynn
6. Seka
7. Asia Carrera
8. Veronica Hart
9. Nina Hartley
10. Bambi Woods

Ridiculous! Shocking! Disgusting!
Where's Ava Devine!!!!!!!