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Re: What The F***

Postby locky801 » Thu Nov 27, 2025 3:12 pm

8 year old stabbed in a primary school yard in Melbourne this morning, thankfully not seriously hurt, a teacher also injured

11 year old boy detained by Police and taken to hospital for assessment

WTF is going on in that State, getting as bad as America
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 27, 2025 3:23 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.


EFA: Just happened to be in the South Parklands?


Yeah, I copped a bit when I was telling a mate at footy training, I didn't know until then.

I've put a few mates numbers up over the years.
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Nov 27, 2025 3:32 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Yeah, I copped a bit when I was telling a mate at footy training, I didn't know until then.

I've put a few mates numbers up over the years.


I know we don't kink shame but why did you keep going back?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 27, 2025 3:50 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Yeah, I copped a bit when I was telling a mate at footy training, I didn't know until then.

I've put a few mates numbers up over the years.


I know we don't kink shame but why did you keep going back?


It's along my journey from Burton to Athol Park.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Sat Nov 29, 2025 8:12 am

Pseudo wrote:From https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-26/ ... /105820216 :

SA Police has announced Declared Public Precincts at eight shopping centres in metropolitan Adelaide, which will allow police to search people and remove them from the site.
...
The precincts, which came into power at noon on Friday, will apply at Marion Shopping Centre, Elizabeth City Centre, Arndale Shopping Centre, Burnside Village, Hollywood Plaza, West Lakes Shopping Centre, Parabanks Shopping Centre and Munno Para Shopping Centre.



A fat lot of good that did...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Sat Nov 29, 2025 10:04 am

5AA newsreader

painful

Tredders where are you
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Sat Nov 29, 2025 3:42 pm

Armchair expert wrote:5AA newsreader

painful

Tredders where are you

Last name Francis? She is as bad as I’ve ever heard
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Re: What The F***

Postby locky801 » Sat Nov 29, 2025 5:25 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Pseudo wrote:From https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-26/ ... /105820216 :

SA Police has announced Declared Public Precincts at eight shopping centres in metropolitan Adelaide, which will allow police to search people and remove them from the site.
...
The precincts, which came into power at noon on Friday, will apply at Marion Shopping Centre, Elizabeth City Centre, Arndale Shopping Centre, Burnside Village, Hollywood Plaza, West Lakes Shopping Centre, Parabanks Shopping Centre and Munno Para Shopping Centre.



A fat lot of good that did...


and another one at a shopping centre at Smithfield this afternoon :roll:
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Re: What The F***

Postby DOC » Sat Nov 29, 2025 7:09 pm

The SANFL need to act now and stop Centrals having home games until all crime north of Grand Junction Road is stopped.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Dec 01, 2025 9:39 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
EFA: Just happened to be in the South Parklands?


Yeah, I copped a bit when I was telling a mate at footy training, I didn't know until then.

I've put a few mates numbers up over the years.[/quote]

I quit a job back in the late 80's. The CEO tried to talk me out of it then gave me a huge serve when I said no (he was that type of ahole)
I put about 20 of his business cards up on the wall in the Green Dragon Hotel on South Terrace
A mate still worked there so witnessed the result. The CEO complained about getting "phone calls" for about 3 months :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 01, 2025 9:52 am

Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:5AA newsreader

painful

Tredders where are you

Last name Francis? She is as bad as I’ve ever heard


Yep, awful.
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Dec 01, 2025 10:45 am

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:5AA newsreader

painful

Tredders where are you

Last name Francis? She is as bad as I’ve ever heard


Yep, awful.

One day she read the news and i swear she said 'release of sausages' and i thought Oconnell or another butcher of note created a new flavour.
She then repeated herself and said Release of hostages' :oops:
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Mon Dec 01, 2025 10:56 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One day she read the news and i swear she said 'release of sausages' and i thought Oconnell or another butcher of note created a new flavour.
She then repeated herself and said Release of hostages' :oops:


Still better than Tredders...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 01, 2025 11:06 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One day she read the news and i swear she said 'release of sausages' and i thought Oconnell or another butcher of note created a new flavour.
She then repeated herself and said Release of hostages' :oops:


Still better than Tredders...


Yeah, I dunno....
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Mon Dec 01, 2025 11:09 am

Booney wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One day she read the news and i swear she said 'release of sausages' and i thought Oconnell or another butcher of note created a new flavour.
She then repeated herself and said Release of hostages' :oops:


Still better than Tredders...


Yeah, I dunno....


Take the teal coloured glasses off :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Dec 01, 2025 11:16 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One day she read the news and i swear she said 'release of sausages' and i thought Oconnell or another butcher of note created a new flavour.
She then repeated herself and said Release of hostages' :oops:


Still better than Tredders...

Nope. Have to disagree with thar
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Re: What The F***

Postby Eagles2014 » Mon Dec 01, 2025 11:53 am

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:5AA newsreader

painful

Tredders where are you

Last name Francis? She is as bad as I’ve ever heard


Yep, awful.


The other day she read a tennis score and said Sinner won 6-6 3-4, instead of 6-3, 6-4. I get she may not understand sports but that is embarassing, where is head of news guiding her.

Her voice is that annoying we all turn it off for five minutes now when the News is on :shock:
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Mon Dec 01, 2025 12:00 pm

Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Dec 01, 2025 12:02 pm

Eagles2014 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:5AA newsreader

painful

Tredders where are you

Last name Francis? She is as bad as I’ve ever heard


Yep, awful.


The other day she read a tennis score and said Sinner won 6-6 3-4, instead of 6-3, 6-4. I get she may not understand sports but that is embarassing, where is head of news guiding her.

Her voice is that annoying we all turn it off for five minutes now when the News is on :shock:


Her tone is all over the place and she emphasises at the wrong time of a sentence.
Sometimes it sounds like she is reading english for the first time.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 01, 2025 12:19 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Her tone is all over the place and she emphasises at the wrong time of a sentence.
Sometimes it sounds like she is reading english for the first time.


Does she day time newsbreaks?

Journo on 9 last night sounded like an 8 year old talking, spun me out when they crossed live to her to wrap things up.
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