Things that make you laugh

[Pseudo]

Going to be disappointed if the round 1 Carlton banner doesn’t feature their Presidents dick pic!

What a shambles of a club.

I honestly think they should just put you in charge of the company, Jim.

What you don't know about this subject is surely not worth knowing.

Things that make me laugh: When someone quotes the wrong post in their reply, but it still works.

[Spargo]

Going to be disappointed if the round 1 Carlton banner doesn’t feature their Presidents dick pic!

What a shambles of a club.

I honestly think they should just put you in charge of the company, Jim.

What you don't know about this subject is surely not worth knowing.

Things that make me laugh: When someone quotes the wrong post in their reply, but it still works.

Just spat my beer out laughing

[Corona Man]

Going to be disappointed if the round 1 Carlton banner doesn’t feature their Presidents dick pic!

What a shambles of a club.

I honestly think they should just put you in charge of the company, Jim.

What you don't know about this subject is surely not worth knowing.

Umm, yeah, spot on!

[RB]

Oops!

[dedja]

I thought I was in the 5 Word Story thread …

[Corona Man]

Going to be disappointed if the round 1 Carlton banner doesn’t feature their Presidents dick pic!

What a shambles of a club.

I honestly think they should just put you in charge of the company, Jim.

What you don't know about this subject is surely not worth knowing.

So let me get this straight… Alan Joyce was sending out dick pics as well??

[Booney]

Tony Jones looking like a dick head, again.

[mots02]

Tony Jones looking like a dick head, again.

He doesn't need to send out a D pic, his is on display most times he opens his mouth.

[dedja]

I’m no Jones fan, but he was clearly Djoking.

I can understand why Djokovic reacted, but it could have been sorted out quickly before it got to last night’s match, noting that Jones apologised directly to the Djokovic camp well before the match, which has not been acknowledged by them or Djokovic directly … they clearly wanted a public apology.

That said, he did handle himself pretty well on court and in the presser after the match … Danielle Collins could learn a thing or two from him.

Probably doesn’t matter anyway if he continues to boycott Nine, he’s got Carlos next.

#SaveChompers

[Booney]

Went to the Entertainment Centre to see Paul Smith last night, funny guy and on stage for well over 90 minutes so good value for money.

[Lightning McQueen]

Went to the Entertainment Centre to see Paul Smith last night, funny guy and on stage for well over 90 minutes so good value for money.

I hadn't heard of him and then seen a few friends on FB either there or trying to offload tickets.

[Booney]

Went to the Entertainment Centre to see Paul Smith last night, funny guy and on stage for well over 90 minutes so good value for money.

I hadn't heard of him and then seen a few friends on FB either there or trying to offload tickets.

It was in the Theatre then got moved into the Arena, was nowhere near full though. Probably 4000 people and 1200 or so empty seats.

[Lightning McQueen]

Thought I'd see if I could get my afternoon shift employees the day off on Friday as we approach the long weekend so as an act of courtesy I went and asked each one of them personally if they would like to take an AL day before going into my daily management meeting to present it to the GM/Senior Accountant and the rest of the team.

I had 4 AL forms filled out and signed before I got back to my office from doing the rounds in the factory.

Fortunately after some persuasion I got the notion passed by the GM.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Thought I'd see if I could get my afternoon shift employees the day off on Friday as we approach the long weekend so as an act of courtesy I went and asked each one of them personally if they would like to take an AL day before going into my daily management meeting to present it to the GM/Senior Accountant and the rest of the team.

I had 4 AL forms filled out and signed before I got back to my office from doing the rounds in the factory.

Fortunately after some persuasion I got the notion passed by the GM.

You've made them take an AL day rather than give them a paid day off?

[Booney]

They're not running a charity.

[Jimmy_041]

In the new era of Qantas looking after their customers, they stiff them even more
Must be Todd Sampson's work as he is the marketing guru that let them drop so far

https://www.executivetraveller.com/news ... anges-2025

[mighty_tiger_79]

In the new era of Qantas looking after their customers, they stiff them even more
Must be Todd Sampson's work as he is the marketing guru that let them drop so far

https://www.executivetraveller.com/news ... anges-2025

He's done a Stirling job screwing it up

[Lightning McQueen]

Thought I'd see if I could get my afternoon shift employees the day off on Friday as we approach the long weekend so as an act of courtesy I went and asked each one of them personally if they would like to take an AL day before going into my daily management meeting to present it to the GM/Senior Accountant and the rest of the team.

I had 4 AL forms filled out and signed before I got back to my office from doing the rounds in the factory.

Fortunately after some persuasion I got the notion passed by the GM.

You've made them take an AL day rather than give them a paid day off?

I asked them if they wanted to take days annual leave off instead of working, they still get paid for it.................plus leave loading.

[Jimmy_041]

In the new era of Qantas looking after their customers, they stiff them even more
Must be Todd Sampson's work as he is the marketing guru that let them drop so far

https://www.executivetraveller.com/news ... anges-2025

He's done a Stirling job screwing it up

“Of all the times in Qantas history, especially with a new CEO, this is when my experience will be most valuable,” he told everyone"

In other words:
"I sat, and watched, whilst Rome burned even though I am a top notch fireman"
Now I am going to tell the new fireman how to put a fire out"

What a flog

[mighty_tiger_79]

Cooking steak while driving