Things that make you laugh

[Jim05]

Gloria Jean’s buying CIBO.

CIBO went down the toilet after the original owners sold out over 10 years ago, but now rebranding as Gloria Jean’s will finally kill them off.

Yep, shit coffee, shit business.

[Brodlach]

NRL player AJ Brimson putting on social media of his $10k win in the Melbourne Cup but also in the screenshot is two NRL bets

Might cost him more than the $10k win in fines and suspension

[dedja]

NRL player AJ Brimson putting on social media of his $10k win in the Melbourne Cup but also in the screenshot is two NRL bets

Might cost him more than the $10k win in fines and suspension

That’s gold

[wenchbarwer]

The best bit is the piss poor attempt he made to try to hide the NRL bets. Old mate has never heard of cropping, apparently...

[Spargo]

The best bit is the piss poor attempt he made to try to hide the NRL bets. Old mate has never heard of cropping, apparently...

He’s a rugby league player, they make AFL footballers look like Rhodes Scholars…

[wenchbarwer]

The best bit is the piss poor attempt he made to try to hide the NRL bets. Old mate has never heard of cropping, apparently...

He’s a rugby league player, they make AFL footballers look like Rhodes Scholars…

And he's from Queensland, so double down

[Booney]

[Brodlach]

We can ask him @lightning McQueen

[mighty_tiger_79]

We can ask him @lightning McQueen

I thought it belongs in the 'I need to know' thread

[Booney]

Raygun announces her retirement from break dancing.

[Corona Man]

Raygun announces her retirement from break dancing.

6 months to late.

[Spargo]

Raygun announces her retirement from break dancing.

Hand on heart, to this day I still haven’t seen what she did at the Olympics.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Raygun announces her retirement from break dancing.

Hand on heart, to this day I still haven’t seen what she did at the Olympics.

You've certainly missed out

[Booney]

Ricky Olarenshaw.

[Dutchy]

SA AFL fans whinging about their time slot for Gather Round

[Jimmy_041]

Raygun announces her retirement from break dancing.

Hand on heart, to this day I still haven’t seen what she did at the Olympics.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15HRHx ... tid=UalRPS

[Lightning McQueen]

After a 15 hour drinking sesh on Saturday spread over a few venues for my future son-in-laws bucks show I ended up at the same house as my other daughter.

I went to message her yesterday and as I opened up my message I noticed my last message to her at nothing o'clock Sunday morning.

It read:

I'm sorry
You're beautiful

I thought "oh shit, what did I say to offend her"

I messaged her and wrote "What did I do wrong?"

She replied "Hey"

"My last message to you"

"Oh, they were two songs you wanted me to remind you of for the wedding night"

Phew, I had racked my brain for about an hour beforehand as I didn't recall giving her shit and I remembered sneaking off after ordering an uber.

[DOC]

All the people in and on their way to Bali who thought travel insurance is for suckers.

[Lightning McQueen]

All the people in and on their way to Bali who thought travel insurance is for suckers.

My friend is "stuck" their at the moment, she is very unhappy having to tell her kids and work that she can't come back yet........................while she's poolside with a pina colada in hand.

[Jim05]

All the people in and on their way to Bali who thought travel insurance is for suckers.

There is some TI that won’t cover it but I reckon the majority will.
Ash forecast is pretty decent today from what I can see and Virgin are putting an extra “evacuation” flight on to Melbourne this arvo so if the forecast stays good we should see some normality returning in the coming days