Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

You tossed over Target catalogues?

Was a running joke as a teenager with my brother and cousins after mum found my limited edition Playboy mag featuring Dana Plato while I was standing right there as she stripped my bed for the washing, they all chucked the underwear sections of catalogues under my pillow and mattress for a while after that.

I was more of a VCR kid, that was until I was watching a stick movie when mum and dad pulled up the driveway, I hit the stop button but the tape broke and just kept making a weird spinning sound, the VCR wouldn't turn off so I had to dive behind the entertainment unit to pull the VCR plug out just as they walked in...................we never found the mouse that I was looking for.

[Jimmy_041]

You tossed over Target catalogues?

Was a running joke as a teenager with my brother and cousins after mum found my limited edition Playboy mag featuring Dana Plato while I was standing right there as she stripped my bed for the washing, they all chucked the underwear sections of catalogues under my pillow and mattress for a while after that.

I was more of a VCR kid, that was until I was watching a stick movie when mum and dad pulled up the driveway, I hit the stop button but the tape broke and just kept making a weird spinning sound, the VCR wouldn't turn off so I had to dive behind the entertainment unit to pull the VCR plug out just as they walked in...................we never found the mouse that I was looking for.

Wanking stories - we're still a long way from the bottom

[Spargo]

You tossed over Target catalogues?

Was a running joke as a teenager with my brother and cousins after mum found my limited edition Playboy mag featuring Dana Plato while I was standing right there as she stripped my bed for the washing, they all chucked the underwear sections of catalogues under my pillow and mattress for a while after that.

I was more of a VCR kid, that was until I was watching a stick movie when mum and dad pulled up the driveway, I hit the stop button but the tape broke and just kept making a weird spinning sound, the VCR wouldn't turn off so I had to dive behind the entertainment unit to pull the VCR plug out just as they walked in...................we never found the mouse that I was looking for.

Wanking stories - we're still a long way from the bottom

It’s more about the journey than the destination..,

[Lightning McQueen]

You tossed over Target catalogues?

Was a running joke as a teenager with my brother and cousins after mum found my limited edition Playboy mag featuring Dana Plato while I was standing right there as she stripped my bed for the washing, they all chucked the underwear sections of catalogues under my pillow and mattress for a while after that.

I was more of a VCR kid, that was until I was watching a stick movie when mum and dad pulled up the driveway, I hit the stop button but the tape broke and just kept making a weird spinning sound, the VCR wouldn't turn off so I had to dive behind the entertainment unit to pull the VCR plug out just as they walked in...................we never found the mouse that I was looking for.

Wanking stories - we're still a long way from the bottom

A few inches.

[Dutchy]

Seeing #1 son tear his hamstring in the first 5 mins on the game on Saturday, I shouldn't laugh but it was funny

Sadly I wasn't at the game however my son played the return game last Saturday against the team that he did his hammy in, he said when he was having a set shot for goal they were into him "Don't forget to stretch" "Ping, Ping, Ping"... he doesn't know any of their players but he obviously made an impression

[Jimmy_041]

I am surprised The Advertiser didn't do a "Top 50 Bikies in Adelaide"

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... 424815baeb

[Spargo]

I am surprised The Advertiser didn't do a "Top 50 Bikies in Adelaide"

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... 424815baeb

Paywall

[Armchair expert]

I am surprised The Advertiser didn't do a "Top 50 Bikies in Adelaide"

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... 424815baeb

Paywall

archive.is

You're welcome

[Spargo]

I am surprised The Advertiser didn't do a "Top 50 Bikies in Adelaide"

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... 424815baeb

Paywall

archive.is

You're welcome

Nothing

[Jimmy_041]

Its as interesting as the usual Advertiser "Top ***..................." crud

[Lightning McQueen]

I am surprised The Advertiser didn't do a "Top 50 Bikies in Adelaide"

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... 424815baeb

They were hardly "big crimes" that were listed.

[heater31]

Its as interesting as the usual Advertiser "Top ***..................." crud

Should stick to over the counter swabbing of public toilets for illicit substances!

[Jimmy_041]

Its as interesting as the usual Advertiser "Top ***..................." crud

Should stick to over the counter swabbing of public toilets for illicit substances!

My mail is somewhere did write to them saying they were coming in to swab the Advertiser's toilets
Needless to say, the Letter to the Editor didn't get published

[Lightning McQueen]

Had a colleague tapping on the back of my chair when I asked if they were tapping "S Club 7's, Don't stop"

The tapper then said "it wasn't, but I can see where you're coming from"

Person 3 chimes in with "what's that song?"

Nek minnit, tapper and me start singing it, person 3 joins in and then the GM walks past my office thinking there's some form of song recording going on.

The biggest laughy bit was that there are 3 people in the world that actually remember the song.

[Armchair expert]

Purchased a cheap shitty bike from Crime Converters the other day

Had flat tyres so went to inflate them

Some ******* idiot put a garden hose as a tube


I couldn't help but laugh

[amber_fluid]

Purchased a cheap shitty bike from Crime Converters the other day

Had flat tyres so went to inflate them

Some ******* idiot put a garden hose as a tube


I couldn't help but laugh

Did you try pumping it up with water?

[dedja]

Purchased a cheap shitty bike from Crime Converters the other day

Had flat tyres so went to inflate them

Some ******* idiot put a garden hose as a tube


I couldn't help but laugh

The tube cost more than the bike?

[DOC]

Some people apparently think the tv show Hunted is real.

[Pseudo]

Walked past a bloke at work who had images of models in brassieres on his screen.

He reckons he googled "apparel" to find its proper spelling.

[Booney]

Purchased a cheap shitty bike from Crime Converters the other day

Had flat tyres so went to inflate them

Some ******* idiot put a garden hose as a tube


I couldn't help but laugh

A friend was living alone, happy in her single life but needing some financial assistance by way of a flat mate. A friend of a friend had a bloke in need and before too long the pair were sharing a unit.

In the third bedroom / study the lady had her bike, ironing board, junk room sort of set up as there was no shed to store the type of gear you would normally do so. Anywho, the room became an extended space for them both as he was quite artistic and an accomplished painter / drawer. As time went by he had more and more in that space until one day he disappeared, so did his clothes, belongings, all gone in the space of 8 hours while she was at work. He left a note saying he was moving back to country NSW to family.

Over the course of a few weeks she found odd items missing, an electric frying pan, a small pedestal fan and in looking around moved her "bike" to check what else was gone. Well, the "bike" stored under a couple of old towels and blankets was a cobbled together cardboard cut out of a bike placed there to mask the missing bike he'd no doubt pinched.