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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Wed Jun 12, 2024 7:34 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Early this morning/earlier today it felt I was the only one who could access the site (via Tapatalk) and perhaps other Tapatalk users could too? I went onto the Desktop site on Chrome and saw the error message.


And you didn’t abuse this unfettered access? #-o
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:30 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Early this morning/earlier today it felt I was the only one who could access the site (via Tapatalk) and perhaps other Tapatalk users could too? I went onto the Desktop site on Chrome and saw the error message.

I didn't even try tapatalk
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:57 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Early this morning/earlier today it felt I was the only one who could access the site (via Tapatalk) and perhaps other Tapatalk users could too? I went onto the Desktop site on Chrome and saw the error message.

I didn't even try tapatalk
You think it wouldn't of worked for you?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jun 13, 2024 8:43 am

The Dark Knight wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Early this morning/earlier today it felt I was the only one who could access the site (via Tapatalk) and perhaps other Tapatalk users could too? I went onto the Desktop site on Chrome and saw the error message.

I didn't even try tapatalk
You think it wouldn't of worked for you?

Just didn't think of it :oops:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RB » Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:25 pm

Americans on the internet thinking that India beat them by one run in the T20.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:25 pm

My old Iphone 8 literally on its last legs.

Served me well, must've had it 10 + years I guess, probably longer!?

It survived a horrific incident at the G last year. I "may" have been a few beers deep, when it slipped out of my hand, and over the rail of level 4 in the Olympic stand. Crashing to the concrete floor on the 2nd level. I scrambled down to retrieve it, and it was still working. Must have been a 50 foot drop.

The screens got more cracks in it than Soi 6 in Pattaya!

So I have upgraded to the I phone 15.... I also have a work phone Samsung, piece of crap that is.

Managed to transfer data off the old girl onto the new device, how good is that Tech.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jun 14, 2024 7:53 pm

Corona Man wrote:My old Iphone 8 literally on its last legs.

Served me well, must've had it 10 + years I guess, probably longer!?

It survived a horrific incident at the G last year. I "may" have been a few beers deep, when it slipped out of my hand, and over the rail of level 4 in the Olympic stand. Crashing to the concrete floor on the 2nd level. I scrambled down to retrieve it, and it was still working. Must have been a 50 foot drop.

The screens got more cracks in it than Soi 6 in Pattaya!

So I have upgraded to the I phone 15.... I also have a work phone Samsung, piece of crap that is.

Managed to transfer data off the old girl onto the new device, how good is that Tech.

Vale Iphone 8.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Sun Jun 16, 2024 1:05 pm

The SA U18’s team. Just absolutely woeful
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby wenchbarwer » Mon Jun 17, 2024 9:11 am

Jim05 wrote:The SA U18’s team. Just absolutely woeful


Well, when the head coach picks the side based on what the recruiters tell him to do, what do you expect?

Got blessed with that 2018 team and has done nothing ever since!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Tue Jun 18, 2024 3:58 pm

Hey am Bays, dunno why you left! :lol:

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sto ... d71a18c8ff

Stolen sex toy hits elderly woman on the head in Palmerston shopping centre

An elderly woman was sipping her coffee when she was struck in the head by a flying dildo, triggering a massive fracas between a gang of youths and bystanders in a Northern Territory shopping centre.

At about 1.30pm on Wednesday, Oasis Shopping Village descended into chaos when four youths on scooters zipped through the shopping centre at speed.

Things turned ugly, however, when the troublesome group hurled a variety of items – including sex toys – around the food court.

An off-duty support worker, who did not want to be named, witnessed the moment an elderly woman was struck with a “fat d--k” to the head.

“They threw two, large rubber dildos – one of them bounced off the floor and the other smacked an elderly woman right in the head,” she said.

“And then the woman said ‘Oh, I’ve just been hit in the head with a penis’, and I don’t know what happened to her because she disappeared.”

Witness Melanie Euhus, 47, said the victim could have been badly hurt by the “massive” sex toy.

“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy,” she said.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”

Several good Samaritans caught the culprits on-site, with bystanders restraining two of the troublemakers who tried to squirm free.

Multiple witnesses said a woman could be seen with a dildo in one hand while using the other to restrain a culprit.

After ringing security, Ms Euhus took it upon herself to clean up the court.

“I’ve gone out to help and one of the ladies who was sitting down having a cuppa turned to me and said ‘that’s not mine’, and I looked down and there was the gigantic, rubber dildo on the table,” she said.

“I asked her ‘are you sure’ before I went and grabbed a bag to collect the dildos while customers were grabbing the kids and restraining them.”

In the 20 minutes that followed, the good Samaritans continued to hold the pair of captives while others cleaned up scattered items allegedly stolen, such as lighters and aerosols, which had also been hurled during the skirmish.

Before police arrived, a woman, who witnesses believe was known to the offenders, berated the pair before leaving the premises with them.

Another witness who did not want to be named said she was “frustrated” that police took so long to arrive.

“(Someone) came out and said they saw the same kids checking cars out outside,” she said.

“They were up to no good, they had heaps of stuff on them that they (allegedly) stole.”

Member for Blain Mark Turner, whose office is located at Oasis, said the situation was a result of a government that was “out of touch”.

“(The government) enjoy peace and quiet at Parliament House while our poor Palmerston seniors can’t even enjoy a cuppa without facing a dildo disaster, while kids are shouting ‘Don’t touch me’ despite the laws,” he said.

“And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got kids on a rampage, allegedly looting several stores with their parents egging them on, all while zipping around on scooters stolen from a preschool – they even made off with the loot.”

Mr Turner said Territorians might have to take the situation “by the balls” and handle crime themselves.

“If the powers that-be can’t protect us from these rubbery rampages and pint-sized pilferers, we’ll have to grab this whole mess by the balls and sort it out ourselves,” he said.

“The NT is currently like the wild west meets a bad comedy but there’s no sheriff coming to save us.”

Police Minister Brent Potter blasted the dildo skirmish as “unacceptable”.

“This behaviour is completely out of line and it’s absolutely unacceptable what’s happened,” he said.

“No matter where you are, Territorians should be able to go about their day in peace.”

Mr Potter maintained efforts were underway to combat anti-social behaviour.

“This is why we’re investing $570 million extra in the Northern Territory Police Force, which includes 200 more police being recruited,” he said.

“The Lawler Labor government is delivering on its common sense plan to lower crime and improve community safety.”

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:03 pm

I just modelled for them....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:08 pm

dedja wrote:“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy,” she said.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”


No, it sounds a bit on the short side.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:11 pm

Pseudo wrote:
dedja wrote:“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy,” she said.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”


No, it sounds a bit on the short side.


:lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:15 pm

Unbackable odds @dedja, @am Bays & @Pseudo were the trifecta posting here ^ :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:15 pm

Pseudo wrote:
dedja wrote:“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy,” she said.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”


No, it sounds a bit on the short side.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jun 18, 2024 5:46 pm

dedja wrote:Hey am Bays, dunno why you left! :lol:

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sto ... d71a18c8ff

Stolen sex toy hits elderly woman on the head in Palmerston shopping centre

An elderly woman was sipping her coffee when she was struck in the head by a flying dildo, triggering a massive fracas between a gang of youths and bystanders in a Northern Territory shopping centre.

At about 1.30pm on Wednesday, Oasis Shopping Village descended into chaos when four youths on scooters zipped through the shopping centre at speed.

Things turned ugly, however, when the troublesome group hurled a variety of items – including sex toys – around the food court.

An off-duty support worker, who did not want to be named, witnessed the moment an elderly woman was struck with a “fat d--k” to the head.

“They threw two, large rubber dildos – one of them bounced off the floor and the other smacked an elderly woman right in the head,” she said.

“And then the woman said ‘Oh, I’ve just been hit in the head with a penis’, and I don’t know what happened to her because she disappeared.”

Witness Melanie Euhus, 47, said the victim could have been badly hurt by the “massive” sex toy.

“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy,” she said.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”

Several good Samaritans caught the culprits on-site, with bystanders restraining two of the troublemakers who tried to squirm free.

Multiple witnesses said a woman could be seen with a dildo in one hand while using the other to restrain a culprit.

After ringing security, Ms Euhus took it upon herself to clean up the court.

“I’ve gone out to help and one of the ladies who was sitting down having a cuppa turned to me and said ‘that’s not mine’, and I looked down and there was the gigantic, rubber dildo on the table,” she said.

“I asked her ‘are you sure’ before I went and grabbed a bag to collect the dildos while customers were grabbing the kids and restraining them.”

In the 20 minutes that followed, the good Samaritans continued to hold the pair of captives while others cleaned up scattered items allegedly stolen, such as lighters and aerosols, which had also been hurled during the skirmish.

Before police arrived, a woman, who witnesses believe was known to the offenders, berated the pair before leaving the premises with them.

Another witness who did not want to be named said she was “frustrated” that police took so long to arrive.

“(Someone) came out and said they saw the same kids checking cars out outside,” she said.

“They were up to no good, they had heaps of stuff on them that they (allegedly) stole.”

Member for Blain Mark Turner, whose office is located at Oasis, said the situation was a result of a government that was “out of touch”.

“(The government) enjoy peace and quiet at Parliament House while our poor Palmerston seniors can’t even enjoy a cuppa without facing a dildo disaster, while kids are shouting ‘Don’t touch me’ despite the laws,” he said.

“And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got kids on a rampage, allegedly looting several stores with their parents egging them on, all while zipping around on scooters stolen from a preschool – they even made off with the loot.”

Mr Turner said Territorians might have to take the situation “by the balls” and handle crime themselves.

“If the powers that-be can’t protect us from these rubbery rampages and pint-sized pilferers, we’ll have to grab this whole mess by the balls and sort it out ourselves,” he said.

“The NT is currently like the wild west meets a bad comedy but there’s no sheriff coming to save us.”

Police Minister Brent Potter blasted the dildo skirmish as “unacceptable”.

“This behaviour is completely out of line and it’s absolutely unacceptable what’s happened,” he said.

“No matter where you are, Territorians should be able to go about their day in peace.”

Mr Potter maintained efforts were underway to combat anti-social behaviour.

“This is why we’re investing $570 million extra in the Northern Territory Police Force, which includes 200 more police being recruited,” he said.

“The Lawler Labor government is delivering on its common sense plan to lower crime and improve community safety.”



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Jun 18, 2024 5:53 pm

Oasis Shopping centre Palmerston does make Colonades look like Burnside Shopping Centre, just quietly
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:04 pm

https://chaser.com.au/national/pandas-r ... -adelaide/

Pandas reject zoo deal after learning they would have to live in Adelaide

A diplomatic disaster during the Chinese Premier’s visit to Australia after the deal to have two pandas living in Adelaide Zoo has been unexpectedly rejected by the pandas.

A representative for Pandas said that the deal was “completely unacceptable in its current state”, referring of course to South Australia.

“We are willing to negotiate in good faith for a more workable deal but currently the request is frankly inhumane. I mean what did we do to deserve to be sent to Adelaide of all places?”

“We may just sit around all day eating bamboo, but even we think that city is boring as hell.”

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:40 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
dedja wrote:Hey am Bays, dunno why you left! :lol:

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sto ... d71a18c8ff

Stolen sex toy hits elderly woman on the head in Palmerston shopping centre

An elderly woman was sipping her coffee when she was struck in the head by a flying dildo, triggering a massive fracas between a gang of youths and bystanders in a Northern Territory shopping centre.

At about 1.30pm on Wednesday, Oasis Shopping Village descended into chaos when four youths on scooters zipped through the shopping centre at speed.

Things turned ugly, however, when the troublesome group hurled a variety of items – including sex toys – around the food court.

An off-duty support worker, who did not want to be named, witnessed the moment an elderly woman was struck with a “fat d--k” to the head.

“They threw two, large rubber dildos – one of them bounced off the floor and the other smacked an elderly woman right in the head,” she said.

“And then the woman said ‘Oh, I’ve just been hit in the head with a penis’, and I don’t know what happened to her because she disappeared.”

Witness Melanie Euhus, 47, said the victim could have been badly hurt by the “massive” sex toy.

“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy,” she said.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”

Several good Samaritans caught the culprits on-site, with bystanders restraining two of the troublemakers who tried to squirm free.

Multiple witnesses said a woman could be seen with a dildo in one hand while using the other to restrain a culprit.

After ringing security, Ms Euhus took it upon herself to clean up the court.

“I’ve gone out to help and one of the ladies who was sitting down having a cuppa turned to me and said ‘that’s not mine’, and I looked down and there was the gigantic, rubber dildo on the table,” she said.

“I asked her ‘are you sure’ before I went and grabbed a bag to collect the dildos while customers were grabbing the kids and restraining them.”

In the 20 minutes that followed, the good Samaritans continued to hold the pair of captives while others cleaned up scattered items allegedly stolen, such as lighters and aerosols, which had also been hurled during the skirmish.

Before police arrived, a woman, who witnesses believe was known to the offenders, berated the pair before leaving the premises with them.

Another witness who did not want to be named said she was “frustrated” that police took so long to arrive.

“(Someone) came out and said they saw the same kids checking cars out outside,” she said.

“They were up to no good, they had heaps of stuff on them that they (allegedly) stole.”

Member for Blain Mark Turner, whose office is located at Oasis, said the situation was a result of a government that was “out of touch”.

“(The government) enjoy peace and quiet at Parliament House while our poor Palmerston seniors can’t even enjoy a cuppa without facing a dildo disaster, while kids are shouting ‘Don’t touch me’ despite the laws,” he said.

“And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got kids on a rampage, allegedly looting several stores with their parents egging them on, all while zipping around on scooters stolen from a preschool – they even made off with the loot.”

Mr Turner said Territorians might have to take the situation “by the balls” and handle crime themselves.

“If the powers that-be can’t protect us from these rubbery rampages and pint-sized pilferers, we’ll have to grab this whole mess by the balls and sort it out ourselves,” he said.

“The NT is currently like the wild west meets a bad comedy but there’s no sheriff coming to save us.”

Police Minister Brent Potter blasted the dildo skirmish as “unacceptable”.

“This behaviour is completely out of line and it’s absolutely unacceptable what’s happened,” he said.

“No matter where you are, Territorians should be able to go about their day in peace.”

Mr Potter maintained efforts were underway to combat anti-social behaviour.

“This is why we’re investing $570 million extra in the Northern Territory Police Force, which includes 200 more police being recruited,” he said.

“The Lawler Labor government is delivering on its common sense plan to lower crime and improve community safety.”



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:46 pm

Then what did she order? :lol:
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