Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

When someone tells a funny joke.

[DOC]

When someone tells a funny joke.

How about this from my not good enough for Dad jokes but okay for Grandpa material.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get tinsillitis

[Spargo]

When someone tells a funny joke.

How about this from my not good enough for Dad jokes but okay for Grandpa material.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get tinsillitis

I’ve heard that Santa’s little helpers are dealing with depression
They’re suffering from low elf esteem…

[Lightning McQueen]

When someone tells a funny joke.

How about this from my not good enough for Dad jokes but okay for Grandpa material.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get tinsillitis

I’ve heard that Santa’s little helpers are dealing with depression
They’re suffering from low elf esteem…

Why did the elf get sacked?

He kept feeling Holly

[Brodlach]

What does Santa’s little helpers learn at Santa school?


The elf-a-bet

[woodublieve12]

What do Christmas bubals and vasectomy's have in common?

They are both decorative balls

[dedja]

Con Makris’s daughter suing him, initially for around a $1M for the restaurant business she ran with her husband and as a tenant to her dad, and now for a share of his fortune.

You ain’t getting nothing now girl.

[Armchair expert]

That Kleva Range tv ad

"Krapof" The trusted name in cleaning

[king neptune]

[Booney]

Boomers. Woolworths.

[dedja]

How dumb are Americans.

A twice impeached ex-President, convicted sex offender, with 91 federal and state indictments, about to be banned from running businesses in New York State due to corruption, who tried to stage a coup because he couldn’t accept that he lost a Presidential election, just won the first Republican primary in Iowa and will almost certainly be the 2024 Republican Presidential nominee.

Let that sink in for a moment.

[wenchbarwer]

How dumb are Americans.

A twice impeached ex-President, convicted sex offender, with 91 federal and state indictments, about to be banned from running businesses in New York State due to corruption, who tried to stage a coup because he couldn’t accept that he lost a Presidential election, just won the first Republican primary in Iowa and will almost certainly be the 2024 Republican Presidential nominee.

Let that sink in for a moment.

There was a segment on tv the other day, outlining all his upcoming court cases. Not sure he's gonna have any time left over to campaign...

[mighty_tiger_79]

How dumb are Americans.

A twice impeached ex-President, convicted sex offender, with 91 federal and state indictments, about to be banned from running businesses in New York State due to corruption, who tried to stage a coup because he couldn’t accept that he lost a Presidential election, just won the first Republican primary in Iowa and will almost certainly be the 2024 Republican Presidential nominee.

Let that sink in for a moment.

And won it inside first hour of counting votes.

[Dutchy]

Off on a cruise next week leaving Brisbane out to the South Pacific, my wife loves cruising so I put up with it, I dont mind it but I prefer other types of holidays. Anyway for the last year I have have been having cheeky digs at us going on this cruise in cyclone season...I find out now there is one building for next week, guess who is coping the blame for this!

[Booney]

Off on a cruise next week leaving Brisbane out to the South Pacific, my wife loves cruising so I put up with it, I dont mind it but I prefer other types of holidays. Anyway for the last year I have have been having cheeky digs at us going on this cruise in cyclone season...I find out now there is one building for next week, guess who is coping the blame for this!

[Wedgie]

Off on a cruise next week leaving Brisbane out to the South Pacific, my wife loves cruising so I put up with it, I dont mind it but I prefer other types of holidays. Anyway for the last year I have have been having cheeky digs at us going on this cruise in cyclone season...I find out now there is one building for next week, guess who is coping the blame for this!

At least your wife won't be confronted by some anonymous weirdo she's never met before that knows her hubby!

The ships can dodge the bad weather easily and worse comes to worse there's plenty of other islands they can divert to.
Should have gone from Sydney though as the trip out of the Harbour is so much better than the Brisbane River!

What is it about women and cruising though? My wife loves them too.
Give me a trip to Thailand instead anyday.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Off on a cruise next week leaving Brisbane out to the South Pacific, my wife loves cruising so I put up with it, I dont mind it but I prefer other types of holidays. Anyway for the last year I have have been having cheeky digs at us going on this cruise in cyclone season...I find out now there is one building for next week, guess who is coping the blame for this!

It's the other C word I'd be worried about

[dedja]

Off on a cruise next week leaving Brisbane out to the South Pacific, my wife loves cruising so I put up with it, I dont mind it but I prefer other types of holidays. Anyway for the last year I have have been having cheeky digs at us going on this cruise in cyclone season...I find out now there is one building for next week, guess who is coping the blame for this!

Jeez man, grow some balls and take control.

She’s Greek, so should know her place.

[Dutchy]

Thanks for the advice lads , either way we have the drinks package so no great issue if we dont leave the ship!

Qld BOM are saying 55% chance of a cyclone forming next week, one option apparently is we might head to NZ instead which would be OK

[Dutchy]

Off on a cruise next week leaving Brisbane out to the South Pacific, my wife loves cruising so I put up with it, I dont mind it but I prefer other types of holidays. Anyway for the last year I have have been having cheeky digs at us going on this cruise in cyclone season...I find out now there is one building for next week, guess who is coping the blame for this!

It's the other C word I'd be worried about

Thats one of the positives of having COVID last week, Ill be immune!