Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Cherries

[Lightning McQueen]

The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.

Can understand the houseboat ban but that's about it. If anything, those living in the vicinity should be exempt.

[Brodlach]

Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

[amber_fluid]

The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.

Can understand the houseboat ban but that's about it. If anything, those living in the vicinity should be exempt.

How do you police ‘locals’ versus ‘others’?
Coppers have enough to worry about over Xmas, they don’t need to worry about drunken yobbo’s* swimming or fishing in an unsafe river.




*I’ve been that drunken yobbo many of times.

[Booney]

Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.

[Armchair expert]

Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

[am Bays]

This t-shirt selling out in 15 min bar for a few in size “S”

[Lightning McQueen]

The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.

Can understand the houseboat ban but that's about it. If anything, those living in the vicinity should be exempt.

How do you police ‘locals’ versus ‘others’?
Coppers have enough to worry about over Xmas, they don’t need to worry about drunken yobbo’s* swimming or fishing in an unsafe river.




*I’ve been that drunken yobbo many of times.

Tattoo them or spray paint them orange.

[Spargo]

Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.

Just like damn caravan drivers forcing us to drive slower - you all know who you are…

[Lightning McQueen]

Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.

Just like damn caravan drivers forcing us to drive slower - you all know who you are…

I didn't know they had engines.

[am Bays]

Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.

Just like damn caravan drivers forcing us to drive slower - you all know who you are…

Wait, wait, wait, now pull out in front of highway traffic....

[amber_fluid]

Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

[MW]

Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

Yeah and the yabbies aren't much better

[Lightning McQueen]

Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

I went out with a chick from Pirie, geez you should've smelter.

[am Bays]

Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

I went out with a chick from Pirie, geez you should've smelter.

She put lead in your pencil?

[Brodlach]

Did you get a rubber out?

[Lightning McQueen]

Na, tried to eraser from my mind.

[MW]

Where do I start...

Middle daughter on her L's accidentally drove the car through the front of the house last night. Knocked out the middle pillar between the two roller doors, hit the back wall. Likely car write off. 2 x fire trucks, 1 x police, and SES in attendance to make sure the house does not fall down.
Then to top it off, the wife falls over when showing the SES the meter box and had to go to hospital with suspected broken elbow. Was 'only' bruised' in the end. Then daughter went to hospital also suffering from shock.

House does not have lights as it is compromised after the outdoor light got taken out and wires exposed.

Merry Christmas everyone. mine will be dealing with a physically injured wife, mentally injured daughter, a car down, and two insurance companies

[am Bays]

Oh no

thoughts with you, your wife and daughter who will be distraught

[gadj1976]

Where do I start...

Middle daughter on her L's accidentally drove the car through the front of the house last night. Knocked out the middle pillar between the two roller doors, hit the back wall. Likely car write off. 2 x fire trucks, 1 x police, and SES in attendance to make sure the house does not fall down.
Then to top it off, the wife falls over when showing the SES the meter box and had to go to hospital with suspected broken elbow. Was 'only' bruised' in the end. Then daughter went to hospital also suffering from shock.

House does not have lights as it is compromised after the outdoor light got taken out and wires exposed.

Merry Christmas everyone. mine will be dealing with a physically injured wife, mentally injured daughter, a car down, and two insurance companies

Oh sh1t MW that's horrible news. I really hope your daughter overcomes the mental scars to get back in a car. Understandably she'll take some time to do so. In the short term, look after everyone at home and try and enjoy Christmas whilst organising the repairs to the house.