Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

Was pretty mature, played the last day pretty well actually.

Hookers and Blow office party?

[Booney]

Was pretty mature, played the last day pretty well actually.

Hookers and Blow office party?

Yep, should be home Monday.

[mots02]

Was pretty mature, played the last day pretty well actually.

Hookers and Blow office party?

That's a review that everyone wants to read!

[gazzamagoo]

I've been banned from facebook because I suggested that, the way things are going, someone might want to consider assassinating Putin.
Isn't facebook owned by the yanks?

[MW]

I've been banned from facebook because I suggested that, the way things are going, someone might want to consider assassinating Putin.
Isn't facebook owned by the yanks?

I would not be worried about FB if I were you but the guys out the front of your house in a black SUV...

[Jimmy_041]

I've been banned from facebook because I suggested that, the way things are going, someone might want to consider assassinating Putin.
Isn't facebook owned by the yanks?

FB is now our conscience - well, they think they are.
A bit like having Saudi Arabia on the UN Commission for the Rights of Women

[The Bedge]

People on FB who post cryptic status updates clearly looking for people to comment and ask questions, then reply with "PM ya" or "Dont want to talk about it" or "nothing"

[Lightning McQueen]

People on FB who post cryptic status updates clearly looking for people to comment and ask questions, then reply with "PM ya" or "Dont want to talk about it" or "nothing"

That's it, I'm done!!!

[The Bedge]

People on FB who post cryptic status updates clearly looking for people to comment and ask questions, then reply with "PM ya" or "Dont want to talk about it" or "nothing"

That's it, I'm done!!!

PM ya

[Lightning McQueen]

That's it, I'm done!!!

PM ya

Love you

[stan]

[emoji38] [emoji38]

That's it, I'm done!!!

PM ya [emoji38]

Love you [emoji813]

Aw babe what's going?

We got you you babe.

Here to talk babe.

[Lightning McQueen]

[emoji38] [emoji38]

That's it, I'm done!!!

PM ya [emoji38]

Love you [emoji813]

Aw babe what's going?

We got you you babe.

Here to talk babe.

Winning post.

[Lightning McQueen]

I've discovered that having your battery go flat in your mouse is a key perk to being one of the first in the office each day.


Now it's Shrek's mouse that has a flat battery.

[gazzamagoo]

I've been banned from facebook because I suggested that, the way things are going, someone might want to consider assassinating Putin.
Isn't facebook owned by the yanks?

I would not be worried about FB if I were you but the guys out the front of your house in a black SUV...

That's the new Indian neighbours.

[gazzamagoo]

WOMEN on FB who post cryptic status updates clearly looking for people to comment and ask questions, then reply with "PM ya" or "Dont want to talk about it" or "nothing"

EFA

[whufc]

People on FB who post cryptic status updates clearly looking for people to comment and ask questions, then reply with "PM ya" or "Dont want to talk about it" or "nothing"

Yeah the other one that really urks me and on my feed I see women do it a lot more than men is posting those real passive aggressive 'quotes' or 'memes' that are clearly aimed at ex partners like they themselves were gods gift to relationships.

I mean I post a lot of shit on facebook but don't put up shit about your ex's looking for sympathy.
'

[Failed Creation]

People on FB who post cryptic status updates clearly looking for people to comment and ask questions, then reply with "PM ya" or "Dont want to talk about it" or "nothing"

Yeah the other one that really urks me and on my feed I see women do it a lot more than me is posting those real passive aggressive 'quotes' or 'memes' that are clearly aimed at ex partners like they themselves were gods gift to relationships.

I mean I post a lot of shit on facebook but don't put up shit about your ex's looking for sympathy.
'

Or when folks check in at hospitals or doctor's surgeries, but won't elaborate on why their there. It's like they think the world is waiting with bated breath.

[Spargo]

So glad I don’t do Facebook.

[whufc]

So glad I don’t do Facebook.

Its scary how much you can know or tell about a persons life by just having them on facebook. We all know there are the ones who make their life out to be great when its really not but a lot of people you can tell whats going on in their life by how the post.

I've got the below mate:

-when in love posts every day proclaiming his love and lots of photos, after a while you will realise you haven't seen any of his posts lately and sure enough when you click on him his single again.
-got a few mates who you can easily tell when their clean versus on the glass pipe.
-got a couple of mates that go disappearing on Facebook, generally means they have gone back inside for a holiday.
-You've got the mates who can clearly tell suffer from depression, anxiety. Posting on top of the world one day then in kill mode the next.
-Girls going through relationship problems, their inspirational passive aggressive posts are so obvious.

[Brodlach]

The “Happy Birthday to my two year old, I love you to the moon and back ” shits me.

Kid is never going to read it and it’s just wanting to get attention with likes or comments