Things that make you laugh

[Armchair expert]

Just saw a woman interviewed from a supermarket in Queensland saying "I don't get why all these people are panic buying". WTF do you think you're doing

That along with all the people who "just had to grab a few things they needed"

[daysofourlives]

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[The Bedge]

Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

[Jimmy_041]

this

https://www.facebook.com/adelaidevipers/posts/4331471036897795?comment_id=4339551249423107&notif_id=1626651076409685&notif_t=feed_comment_reply&ref=notif

@Trader - the precious soccer people are complaining about a splash of water on their soccer pitch and Charles Sturt Council are at fault for paying more attention to the median strip on Port Road

I might direct them to Modbury FC and then lets see if they still want to complain

[Wedgie]

Think I'm in the bad books with the wife, as I have to wear masks at work I bought some online, couple of sporting masks and one with a zipper on it like a gimp mask.
The gimp mask one came in a small size. I have a big head so I gave it to the missus and she reckons I'm trying to tell her something and threw it back in my face.

[whufc]

Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell.

[Wedgie]

Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell.

Pfft, I don't care, its always a talking point in the front bar as it is a sports bar and brightens up the place a bit. Maybe I should wear my guernsey as well. Don't think the Port locals would enjoy that.
So far have a Geelong, Central Coast and Canberra Raiders mask, just waiting on the North Adelaide masks to get delivered from OS.
The disposable masks look shitty IMHO, the ones I have are a good size and easy to breathe in.
The more I have, the less washing I have to do too.

[The Bedge]

Should go in the things that make you sad thread.. but returning from lunch (seafood laksa, was amazing).. got in the lift and as i stepped in this computer voice informed "Lift overloaded"

WTF! I was the only person in there! I know i'm fat but geez louise!

[daysofourlives]

Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

Mate theyve been around for years, Pm me for anymore interesting facts

[Psyber]

Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

Mate they've been around for years, Pm me for anymore interesting facts

Our political and social pressure groups are not organised enough to run such a coherent programme over that much time. It is well known that any group of more than 9 people tends to break into factions - just look at our political parties!

The only way to pull that sort of plan off is in a military controlled environment where everyone has been extensively trained to obey the hierarchy.

[daysofourlives]

Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

Mate they've been around for years, Pm me for anymore interesting facts

Our political and social pressure groups are not organised enough to run such a coherent programme over that much time. It is well known that any group of more than 9 people tends to break into factions - just look at our political parties!

The only way to pull that sort of plan off is in a military controlled environment where everyone has been extensively trained to obey the hierarchy.

You got it in one, it was a miltary operation of sorts, the secret service for want of a better word.
Do a bit of research on shots fired and kills, highly trained operative, definitely not random spraying of bullets that someone with Bryant's IQ and abilities would attain

[Corona Man]

From a grassy knoll?

[Lightning McQueen]

Thought I'd open a few emails to unsubscribe to shit I don't read or can't even recall subscribing to in the first place.

Kogan is a regular pest, I've never brought anything from them so I follow the prompts to unsubscribe to "all" correspondence.

Two minutes later an email from Kogan telling me that I've changed my subscription.

F****** idiots.

[mots02]

Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell.

With or without sneans?

[whufc]

Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell.

With or without sneans?

Surely with sneans!!! Definitely wouldn't be wearing a Davoren Park Dingos mask with chinos that's for sure.

@bedge

[The Bedge]

Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell.

With or without sneans?

Surely with sneans!!! Definitely wouldn't be wearing a Davoren Park Dingos mask with chinos that's for sure.

@bedge

With sneans 100%

Also rock a starter cap backwards with sunnies on your head and wonder why the sun is constantly in your eyes.

[Spargo]

Getting “hit on” by another bloke today in a public toilet.
Yep, the big fella’s still got it

[DOC]

Quick poll:

Did Spargo say Yes or No?

[mighty_tiger_79]

NO - he would have just left Annes joint.

[amber_fluid]

Getting “hit on” by another bloke today in a public toilet.
Yep, the big fella’s still got it

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