Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:37 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Like trying to get a bet on and see the spinning wheel.....referring to trader[emoji2959]


If it wins I'll miss out.
Only way I get on is if it fails to find a run! haha
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:38 am

I went in, did the details, spinning wheel of death so closed it down.

Back in, re-entered details and bingo, voucher successful.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:39 am

Postponement/cancellation of the Australian F1 Grand Prix
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:41 am

Booney wrote:I went in, did the details, spinning wheel of death so closed it down.

Back in, re-entered details and bingo, voucher successful.


Hmm, perhaps going again is the way to go.

Edit: Just tried, campaign now closed.

Looks like I might have missed out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:41 am

Vouchers all gone

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:44 am

I still got the spinning wheel...am i still a chance???

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:46 am

Twitter ablaze with people complaining about the site crashing, obviously they're not the ones who have to buy the concert tickets for their group of friends!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:53 am

Booney wrote:Twitter ablaze with people complaining about the site crashing, obviously they're not the ones who have to buy the concert tickets for their group of friends!


Haha exactly.

Happy to miss this one if it means I retain a perfect record of getting footy tickets when I need them! haha
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:55 am

Trader wrote:
Booney wrote:Twitter ablaze with people complaining about the site crashing, obviously they're not the ones who have to buy the concert tickets for their group of friends!


Haha exactly.

Happy to miss this one if it means I retain a perfect record of getting footy tickets when I need them! haha


If I had $1 for every time I've been on Ticketek with a wheel spinning and $1000+ in the cart.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:31 pm

Mrs got one in the 1st tranche a month or so ago, we were supposed to stay at the Hilton when the lockdown occurred, changed it to Fringe time in late Feb.

She tried today but doesnt seem like she was successful either.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:40 pm

having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:52 pm

locky801 wrote:having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back

Catching criminals isn’t essential work :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:52 pm

locky801 wrote:having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back
They have really tightened the exemption rules
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:28 am

The lack of coverage of the Dakar Rally. Toby Price right in the mix to win his 3rd overall.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:29 am

cracka wrote:The lack of coverage of the Dakar Rally. Toby Price right in the mix to win his 3rd overall.

SBS has a highlight show 5:30 each day (just in case you didn’t know)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:51 pm

Jim05 wrote:
locky801 wrote:having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back
They have really tightened the exemption rules


tell me about it :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:59 am

Put my car through the f*cking car wash this morning, didn't I?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 13, 2021 6:09 pm

Booney wrote:Put my car through the f*cking car wash this morning, didn't I?
I did mine last night....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:39 am

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:18 pm

First four customers in the front bar today, grandpa, mum and 2 screaming 3 year olds climbing all over the pool table.
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