Things that make you laugh

[Armchair expert]

people walking around with masks on

I think they are scared of catching the ebola

[Wedgie]

Masks are more likely to stop people transmitting a disease than receiving it, we should be thanking them not laughing at them.

[Lightning McQueen]

Masks are more likely to stop people transmitting a disease than receiving it, we should be thanking them not laughing at them.

A couple at the shops yesterday, wearing masks, sanitizing but didn't feel like scanning in.

#halfarsed

[Booney]

Masks are more likely to stop people transmitting a disease than receiving it, we should be thanking them not laughing at them.

A couple at the shops yesterday, wearing masks, sanitizing but didn't feel like scanning in.

#halfarsed

I reckon half arsed is better than full lockdown.

[Lightning McQueen]

Masks are more likely to stop people transmitting a disease than receiving it, we should be thanking them not laughing at them.

A couple at the shops yesterday, wearing masks, sanitizing but didn't feel like scanning in.

#halfarsed

I reckon half arsed is better than full lockdown.

You go to that much trouble you may aswell tick the final box.

I reckon if I had to wear a mask wherever I went I wouldn't go anywhere.

I have to wear one when I'm getting physio at work and I just hate talking with it on.

[Booney]

You quickly discover how your breath rates on the 1 to shit scale.

[Brodlach]

Wearing one at the Chemist for 2 minutes is bad enough

[Spargo]

Wearing one at the Chemist for 2 minutes is bad enough

I call on 3 hospitals & countless pharmacies, doctors surgeries, dentists, medical specialists everyday. Have to wear one every single time.

[Lightning McQueen]

You quickly discover how your breath rates on the 1 to shit scale.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Wearing one at work is like a sauna for the head...

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[Booney]

[daysofourlives]

Wearing one at the Chemist for 2 minutes is bad enough

I call on 3 hospitals & countless pharmacies, doctors surgeries, dentists, medical specialists everyday. Have to wear one every single time.

You realise you dont have to?

[Brodlach]

Wearing one at the Chemist for 2 minutes is bad enough

I call on 3 hospitals & countless pharmacies, doctors surgeries, dentists, medical specialists everyday. Have to wear one every single time.

You realise you dont have to?

He does if he wants a job

[Corona Man]

My missus literally carries 4kg of shit in her handbag.

I put my 100gm sunglasses on top.... She says FFS I have to lug them around too...

#femalelogic

[Booney]

My missus literally carries 4kg of shit in her handbag.

I put my 100gm sunglasses on top.... She says FFS I have to lug them around too...

#femalelogic

[heater31]

My missus literally carries 4kg of shit in her handbag.

I put my 100gm sunglasses on top.... She says FFS I have to lug them around too...

#femalelogic

Next it will be the ******* toilet seat.....

[Corona Man]

My missus literally carries 4kg of shit in her handbag.

I put my 100gm sunglasses on top.... She says FFS I have to lug them around too...

#femalelogic

Next it will be the ******* toilet seat.....

I live with 2 women. We have 3 toilets at home. I am only allowed to desecrate one of them!

[Lightning McQueen]

Dude at work just sends an email out asking for some assistance with a job he needs done urgently, all good.

Read further down the email and he has to throw in "I'd follow it through myself but I have to go for the afternoon as I have the box at the cricket that I have to attend to".

I guess it'll be waiting for him tomorrow now, he should've just shut up.

[MW]

My missus literally carries 4kg of shit in her handbag.

I put my 100gm sunglasses on top.... She says FFS I have to lug them around too...

#femalelogic

Next it will be the ******* toilet seat.....

I live with 2 women. We have 3 toilets at home. I am only allowed to desecrate one of them!

Then there is 3 women living at that house...

[Mr Beefy]

Dude at work just sends an email out asking for some assistance with a job he needs done urgently, all good.

Read further down the email and he has to throw in "I'd follow it through myself but I have to go for the afternoon as I have the box at the cricket that I have to attend to".

I guess it'll be waiting for him tomorrow now, he should've just shut up.

Odds of him calling in sick tomorrow?