Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:31 am

HH3 wrote:Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:42 am

Booney wrote:Friends daughter has been involved on several MLM schemes, Kyani, some other shit, then some other shit now she's flogging "Healy" devices.

This is the gist of the thing :

The Digital Nutrition Application* creates lists of foods that naturally contain the substances your organism needs, according to a simple questionnaire and your nutritional type. The Individualized Microcurrent Frequency (IMF) Healy DNA** programs contain the resonant frequencies for individual vitamins and minerals and are meant to harmonize your Bioenergetic Field

Thought that said orgasm at first :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:47 am

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:50 am

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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We used to have some bloke that went from site to site to cull people and merge positions.

He had a great nickname amongst all the groups "The C***".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Nice work, I've asked to be relocated and they've obliged.

They're all so friggin loud and they talk women's shit, they seem to have a roster for sickies, every time one takes one the others think "awesome, I can take one now", it goes around in circles, I've been here about 15 years this stint and a chick that's been here about 15 months has taken more sickies than me.

It's more annoying because they come and make my ears bleed when the others are absent.


Have you made it really clear you couldn't give a shit?

I mean, unequivocally.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:07 pm

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Nice work, I've asked to be relocated and they've obliged.

They're all so friggin loud and they talk women's shit, they seem to have a roster for sickies, every time one takes one the others think "awesome, I can take one now", it goes around in circles, I've been here about 15 years this stint and a chick that's been here about 15 months has taken more sickies than me.

It's more annoying because they come and make my ears bleed when the others are absent.


Have you made it really clear you couldn't give a shit?

I mean, unequivocally.

They don't care, they just need to flap their gums regardless, I usually just say something totally inappropriate when they stop for air and it usually gets the desired result.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:16 pm

The people that have got the chop should have been culled years ago.

A main reason for the failure of the last business, and the hell I endured everyday was those people.

They all got a three month chance and none of them took it. They spent more time complaining about being held accountable than actually do their job.

One reveiw brought up how much time one guy (@Booney s mate) wasted making coffees, and the first thing he did after that meeting was walk to the kitchen and make a coffee.

It didnt go unnoticed.

The people that do the right thing get looked after. The people that dont and complain about it can go somewhere else.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 26, 2020 1:37 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:46 pm

Anyone who watched today’s fight and thought it was a draw :)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:56 pm

Jim05 wrote:Anyone who watched today’s fight


EFA
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:57 pm

MW wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Anyone who watched today’s fight


EFA
I’m a boxing tragic and wanted to see how Tyson went
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:59 pm

Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Anyone who watched today’s fight


EFA
I’m a boxing tragic and wanted to see how Tyson went


Thought Nate Robinson getting KTFO by some reality star loser was more entertaining
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:03 pm

MW wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Anyone who watched today’s fight


EFA
I’m a boxing tragic and wanted to see how Tyson went


Thought Nate Robinson getting KTFO by some reality star loser was more entertaining
Jake Paul has been training to be a boxer and has already had a fight.
Despite him being a relative newbie I’m not a fan of fights against blokes that have never fought in their life like Robinson
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:06 pm

Agree. Nate didn't want any of it after getting knocked down.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RB » Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:56 pm

Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Anyone who watched today’s fight


EFA
I’m a boxing tragic and wanted to see how Tyson went
Did they have a wheelchair ramp for the ring?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:19 am

British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:08 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Eagles2014 » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:34 pm

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That is ridiculous!! You would be gutted if you thought you had won :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:38 pm

Booney wrote:British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

:lol:

As if Rees-Mogg for a surname wasn't toffy enough.

I initially thought, geez, they'll cop it big time in the schoolyard, but the reality is they'll all be shipped off to upper-crust boarding schools where ridiculous names are an entry requirement. Spare a thought for Sixtus, who would also be expected to teach Latin and classics.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:53 pm

Booney wrote:British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

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