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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:49 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.


Big hands.


Small donuts

Donut balls maybe. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:59 pm

Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence? :?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:08 pm

Wedgie wrote:Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence? :?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!

That would give you the shits
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:41 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence? :?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!

That would give you the shits

Probably the opposite knowing my luck! :lol:
Can they detect cancer from a fart in a jar?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:51 am

Driving through the Port on Saturday and the Communist Party of Australia was holding a peaceful, colourful protest on the corner opposite the Admiral. Made me wonder, if we lived in a communist regime would they be able to do that? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:32 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:08 am

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:29 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.


Still got ya sense of humour at least!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:13 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.


Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:20 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.


Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.

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I don't really talk to anyone about my personal life, I don't like wasting people's time, I don't like discussing negative things and it's a very unique situation that I face daily, there's other people out there that have it far worse than I do.

I have 3 amazing kids that give me reason to get up and accept the challenges that are ahead.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:21 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.


Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

At least I can't get pregnant.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:23 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.


Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

Surely the first thing you'd invest in is a pair of thongs.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:26 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.


Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.

What else is there to do? My life is in tatters atm so I can either crawl up in a withered heap or set myself some goals.

I don't really talk to anyone about my personal life, I don't like wasting people's time, I don't like discussing negative things and it's a very unique situation that I face daily, there's other people out there that have it far worse than I do.

I have 3 amazing kids that give me reason to get up and accept the challenges that are ahead.


Great attitude.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:31 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:At least I can't get pregnant.


after trying so hard all these years? sorry to hear that mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:40 am

Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:
Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

Surely the first thing you'd invest in is a pair of thongs.

Do they come in pairs?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:40 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Great attitude.
Yell out if you ever want a beer and someone to talk to you.

Cheers mate, the festive season is fast approaching.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:56 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:57 am

I suppose it could be worse, I could be a part owner of a horse who's saddle falls off during a race.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:58 am

Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:07 am

Spargo wrote:Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...

Yeah, I'm a natural born loser.
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