Things that make you laugh

[Footy Chick]

Checking out a house to buy up here

Looking a the photos on line, house is currently being used as a rental one of the rooms has a sign proudly displayed, "Bundy B!tch" along with a lot of high vis clothes strewn about.

Not 100% sure of the efforts that's been put into presentation....

I've heard the house prices have taken an absolute dive since they stopped the gas works up there.

I was seeing $770k + for houses in Palmerston, ridiculous!

[Lightning McQueen]

LM belt you at Friday night drinks?

Bad influence that bloke

Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth mate.

[Lightning McQueen]

Neither of us - another regular.. still don't really know what it was for seemed a bit of an over reaction from the lady working!

There was a boycott from his group over the weekend, they are usually there on both days.

Yeah, I thought she was a bit harsh to begin with but I think we all got her wrong with her initial request, he didn't need to go on a tangent like he did though.

[Wedgie]

Neither of us - another regular.. still don't really know what it was for seemed a bit of an over reaction from the lady working!

There was a boycott from his group over the weekend, they are usually there on both days.

Yeah, I thought she was a bit harsh to begin with but I think we all got her wrong with her initial request, he didn't need to go on a tangent like he did though.

Anyone I know?

[Lightning McQueen]

There was a boycott from his group over the weekend, they are usually there on both days.

Yeah, I thought she was a bit harsh to begin with but I think we all got her wrong with her initial request, he didn't need to go on a tangent like he did though.

Anyone I know?

Na, this one joined the Ratpack probably 2-3 years ago, hangs about with Robin and Balf but significantly younger.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Those gambling degenerates, really should make my way over some night those guys are entertainment plus when on song.
Surely the bloke banned wasn't Mini? He's an little angel.

[Lightning McQueen]

Those gambling degenerates, really should make my way over some night those guys are entertainment plus when on song.
Surely the bloke banned wasn't Mini? He's an little angel.

Na, not him, did you see him on the Chase a few months ago?

It was Ditts.

[Wedgie]

The police body cam footge of the NRL player Curtis Scott's arrest. No wonder it was thrown out!
Poor bastard was just trying to sleep under a tree!

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Those gambling degenerates, really should make my way over some night those guys are entertainment plus when on song.
Surely the bloke banned wasn't Mini? He's an little angel.

Na, not him, did you see him on the Chase a few months ago?

It was Ditts.

Ditts banned...........never

[Lightning McQueen]

Na, not him, did you see him on the Chase a few months ago?

It was Ditts.

Ditts banned...........never

I had a dummy spit there last night, I'm joining him at the Albion tonight

[Spargo]

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...

[MW]

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...

Join in...we'll start talking about your mob soon and then the tears will be flowing

[Booney]

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...

Most talked about round in weeks, join in mate!

[amber_fluid]

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...

Join in...we'll start talking about your mob soon and then the tears will be flowing

Chin up lads.
Someone has to occupy the bottom 2 positions.

[Booney]

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...

Join in...we'll start talking about your mob soon and then the tears will be flowing

Chin up lads.
Someone has to occupy the bottom 2 positions.

[Corona Man]

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...

Most talked about round in weeks, join in mate!

Just catching up, some good reading lads......

[Corona Man]

Just called a customer here in Melbourne, the usual courtesy type call, just touching base not spoken to him for 3 months.

Me - "G'day Pete, how's things going mate?"

Customer - "******* shit-house, that **** Daniel Andrews, has completely ****** me and the industry I supply to fairy up the arse, the ******* cock sucker..."

Me - "Yeah I hear you mate"

Customer - "Seriously, the prick should be strung up in Federation Square, and everyone one the ****'s he has pissed off, should be able to kick the **** fair in the balls"...

Me - "Haha yeah mate, you're on speaker by the way"

Customer - "I don't give a ****, the whole world needs to know what an arsehole he is. My business is all but screwed we have 1 day of work a week coz of that areshole"

Me - "Well if there's anything we can do to help you out, please just let me know"...

Customer - "If you can arrange to piss off Andrews, that'd be awesome"..

Me - "A little out of our skill set, but I'll see what I can do. I will touch base with you again before the end of the year"

Customer - "Thanks mate, catch you then, oh by the way, your products are awesome, cheers"

[JK]

Having breakfast outside on Sunday morning with the missus when our 11yr old son joins us with his plate of toast in one hand and iPad in the other. The bride says "Ned, you're gonna lose your breakfast, hold your plate straight"

Without missing a beat he whips back "It's straighter than the pole you dance on at work". I ******* lost it

Bride 0 - Son 1

[Magellan]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/sep/18/german-football-team-socially-distance-from-opponents-lose-37-0

[Booney]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/sep/18/german-football-team-socially-distance-from-opponents-lose-37-0

11th tier? How do you even calculate that?