by Corona Man » Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:59 pm
Just called a customer here in Melbourne, the usual courtesy type call, just touching base not spoken to him for 3 months.
Me - "G'day Pete, how's things going mate?"
Customer - "******* shit-house, that **** Daniel Andrews, has completely ****** me and the industry I supply to fairy up the arse, the ******* cock sucker..."
Me - "Yeah I hear you mate"
Customer - "Seriously, the prick should be strung up in Federation Square, and everyone one the ****'s he has pissed off, should be able to kick the **** fair in the balls"...
Me - "Haha yeah mate, you're on speaker by the way"
Customer - "I don't give a ****, the whole world needs to know what an arsehole he is. My business is all but screwed we have 1 day of work a week coz of that areshole"
Me - "Well if there's anything we can do to help you out, please just let me know"...
Customer - "If you can arrange to piss off Andrews, that'd be awesome"..
Me - "A little out of our skill set, but I'll see what I can do. I will touch base with you again before the end of the year"
Customer - "Thanks mate, catch you then, oh by the way, your products are awesome, cheers"
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