by Pseudo » Sun Jun 21, 2020 9:12 pm
by The Bedge » Sun Jun 21, 2020 9:48 pm
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
by Wedgie » Sun Jun 21, 2020 10:19 pm
Pseudo wrote:Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.
Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.
Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.
I remove the headphones. "What?"
"Massage? Massage?"
"Pardon?"
"Massage?"
Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"
"Is very good!"
She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.
"Good massage!"
The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.
WTF?!?
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:58 am
Pseudo wrote:Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.
Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.
Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.
I remove the headphones. "What?"
"Massage? Massage?"
"Pardon?"
"Massage?"
Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"
"Is very good!"
She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.
"Good massage!"
The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.
WTF?!?
by Magellan » Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:10 am
Pseudo wrote:Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.
Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.
Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.
I remove the headphones. "What?"
"Massage? Massage?"
"Pardon?"
"Massage?"
Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"
"Is very good!"
She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.
"Good massage!"
The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.
WTF?!?
by Psyber » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:39 pm
Pseudo wrote:Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.
Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.
Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.
I remove the headphones. "What?"
"Massage? Massage?"
"Pardon?"
"Massage?"
Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"
"Is very good!"
She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.
"Good massage!"
The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.
WTF?!?
by Magellan » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:50 pm
Psyber wrote:Pseudo wrote:Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.
Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.
Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.
I remove the headphones. "What?"
"Massage? Massage?"
"Pardon?"
"Massage?"
Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"
"Is very good!"
She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.
"Good massage!"
The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.
WTF?!?
I had a slightly similar experience on my way to lunch in Parliament House late last October. I had parked outside the CBD and taken the train in and was a little early. So, as I hadn't been into Hindley St for decades I took a little amble out of curiousity. The only difference was that she didn't grab me when I grinned and said, "No thanks." - just kept gesturing toward the door as I walked past.
by The Bedge » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:20 am
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
by Jim05 » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:21 am
How hot is the misso?The Bedge wrote:Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...
…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?
What the Actual F....!!!!
by whufc » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:21 am
The Bedge wrote:Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...
…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?
What the Actual F....!!!!
by Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:23 am
Jim05 wrote:How hot is the misso?The Bedge wrote:Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...
…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?
What the Actual F....!!!!
by The Bedge » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:23 am
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
by Footy Chick » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:31 am
The Bedge wrote:A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!
Are you ******* kidding me?!!?
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by Magellan » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:35 am
The Bedge wrote:Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...
…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?
What the Actual F....!!!!
by Booney » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:35 am
The Bedge wrote:Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...
…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?
What the Actual F....!!!!
by The Bedge » Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:36 am
Booney wrote:If it's a class to cook meth and fund recruits for the club let him go..
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
by Eagles2014 » Wed Jul 22, 2020 12:25 pm
Footy Chick wrote:The Bedge wrote:A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!
Are you ******* kidding me?!!?
so can you tell us who this is so we can take the p1ss out of him in a couple of weeks
by am Bays » Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:07 pm
The Bedge wrote:A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!
Are you ******* kidding me?!!?
by MW » Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:28 pm
am Bays wrote:The Bedge wrote:A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!
Are you ******* kidding me?!!?
What's the maximum fine at the club for the boys footy trip???
For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction...
by woodublieve12 » Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:58 pm
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