Things that make you laugh

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Had a tree bloke trimming up the trees next door to work today at St Georges, just cleaning up an overgrown property that just sold recently for the new owner. Fit bastard only about 5'5 but built like a pit bull. Around 9 two mid 60's eco warriors come striding down the street & demand access to the property to inspect if any trees are being harmed. No, its'private property & there's h&s issue. they both huffed & puffed & threatened to call the council & the local green group (huh).
Anyhow, they both retreat to the roundabout about 5 houses down & commence to shrilly scream at him, he took 2 steps in their direction & they bolted dragging the poor Sir Charles spaniel along on his side. One snuck back & entered the job I'm on with a camera quite sure that it was his right to secure evidence over the back fence, I ordered the big 21yo centre half back labourer to chuck him out, ''do I smash the camera'' was the question as he picked up the club hammer. This bloke really should enter the senior olympics on his sprint, even hurdled a half pallett pf retaining wall blocks.
Not often, but just sometimes my work is really enjoyable.

[stan]

Thanks mate, reading this gave me a laugh as I pictured the social justice warriors running away hahaha

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[Lightning McQueen]

I've had a subscription to "Luxury Escapes" for a year or two, I'm still getting emails on travel deals.

[Booney]

I've had a subscription to "Luxury Escapes" for a year or two, I'm still getting emails on travel deals.

Same, I've actually been waiting for these to stop, it's a daily waiting game, "Will they?" Yep....

[Lightning McQueen]

Same, I've actually been waiting for these to stop, it's a daily waiting game, "Will they?" Yep....

Infact, I knew it, I reckon you put me on to them.

The dumber thing is, I still open them up, drift away and pretend that I'm there.

[Booney]

Sound on.

[amber_fluid]

60 minutes.
Apparently Cocaine Cassie has been let out on parole and they’ve done a story with her.
WGAF about her.

[Spangas]

60 minutes.

[gadj1976]

60 minutes.
Apparently Cocaine Cassie has been let out on parole and they’ve done a story with her.
WGAF about her.

I reckon..... her Columbian dealers will.

[stan]

60 minutes, running out of topics to scare monger on at the moment.

My mother in law sits down each night a d then posts us photos of the show via WhatsApp.

It's always the same scare tactics/shock news.

Gives us bit of a laugh, she always sends her comments which each item.

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[Booney]

Got me a wanker, sorry, stalker.

[stan]

Got me a wanker, sorry, stalker.

Congratulations.

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[LMA]

Got me a wanker, sorry, stalker.

Just the one

[Magellan]

Got me a wanker, sorry, stalker.

[Spangas]

NFL asking for donations to support Covid-19 Relief. "Make a Difference this Draft.

[Spargo]

When no matter how hard my wife tries, she just can’t make a better potato bake than me.
Even our kids (whom always side with her) rate mine better hands down.
Those men out there who are married will understand - it’s the little wins...

[Lightning McQueen]

When no matter how hard my wife tries, she just can’t make a better potato bake than me.
Even our kids (whom always side with her) rate mine better hands down.
Those men out there who are married will understand - it’s the little wins...

We have our dishes that we don't even bother to outdo each other.

Do you use french onion soup mix in your potato bake?

My brothers ex used to put cabana in hers, that gave it more votes.

[DOC]

When no matter how hard my wife tries, she just can’t make a better potato bake than me.
Even our kids (whom always side with her) rate mine better hands down.
Those men out there who are married will understand - it’s the little wins...

Be prepared for a bake off?

I am happy to judge (masterchef style) with two others and a crowd in the gallery (socially distanced of course).

[Booney]

When no matter how hard my wife tries, she just can’t make a better potato bake than me.
Even our kids (whom always side with her) rate mine better hands down.
Those men out there who are married will understand - it’s the little wins...

Be prepared for a bake off?

I am happy to judge (masterchef style) with two others and a crowd in the gallery (socially distanced of course).

One other now.

[Spargo]

When no matter how hard my wife tries, she just can’t make a better potato bake than me.
Even our kids (whom always side with her) rate mine better hands down.
Those men out there who are married will understand - it’s the little wins...

We have our dishes that we don't even bother to outdo each other.

Do you use french onion soup mix in your potato bake?

My brothers ex used to put cabana in hers, that gave it more votes.

Cream, bacon, onion, pecorino cheese, garlic, pepper, onion salt
Topping is cheddar cheese & paprika