Things that make you laugh

[mighty_tiger_79]

Got a job out here at Salisbury for an end of lease.
Got given the key and the client goes off to new office.
As im sussing the site out I walk through a door into an alcove. Then when I head to the door I see it has a keypad lock....and its locked....i ring a carpet cleaner who i thought was doing the job...but alas he says he has heard nothing.
Anyway I hear a few noises from the neighboring business....a woman approaches with caution....her face says it all really....WTF...anyway I explain whats happened, and she obliges by letting me out her tenancy....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Can this day just be over already


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[Dutchy]

Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.

Massage Palour?

[Corona Man]

Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.

Massage Palour?

Anne’s joint?

[Booney]

Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.

Massage Palour?

Anne’s joint?

Spargo gets out of work vehicle. Booney approaches in loan car.

"Bloody hell mate, I thought Anne might live in a nicer place than that!"

"SELF ISOLATE!!"

[Footy Chick]

Why is Booney in a loan car?

[Corona Man]

Mrs C just commented on a race from Dubbo.....”those horses are running the wrong way”...

[Corona Man]

Hearing the postman outside, and having a Homer moment........ ohhh the mail is here!

[Booney]

Bloke on TVSN last night ( yes, we reached a low point ) selling BOSE Sound Bars :

If you have a television at home, you need one of these.

hmm...if?

[The Bedge]

Shouldn’t laugh but couldn’t help myself..

Junior Bedge (3) it’s well past his bed time.. just told him time to get ready for bed. His reply “haha aww dad you’re adorable”

[DOC]

[amber_fluid]

Dipshits posting on Facebook what they’re doing during the day.
All good if you’re not suppose to be working from home.

[Lightning McQueen]

Due to the obvious we're not getting our buffet lunch this Friday at work, they've set up a google doc for us to put our choice of roll/baguette that we'd like so they can be marked individually and distributed out.

Still some of the women complain, I interrupted them and said "You do realise you're complaining about getting something for nothing?"

It's not the point apparently.

[amber_fluid]

Due to the obvious we're not getting our buffet lunch this Friday at work, they've set up a google doc for us to put our choice of roll/baguette that we'd like so they can be marked individually and distributed out.

Still some of the women complain, I interrupted them and said "You do realise you're complaining about getting something for nothing?"

It's not the point apparently.

Share the google doc on here.
I’ll put my order in ASAP

[Lightning McQueen]

Due to the obvious we're not getting our buffet lunch this Friday at work, they've set up a google doc for us to put our choice of roll/baguette that we'd like so they can be marked individually and distributed out.

Still some of the women complain, I interrupted them and said "You do realise you're complaining about getting something for nothing?"

It's not the point apparently.

Share the google doc on here.
I’ll put my order in ASAP

Mate, I nearly lost it for us within ten minutes, I amended the big boned bloke's order to "everything".

[Spangas]

Due to the obvious we're not getting our buffet lunch this Friday at work, they've set up a google doc for us to put our choice of roll/baguette that we'd like so they can be marked individually and distributed out.

Still some of the women complain, I interrupted them and said "You do realise you're complaining about getting something for nothing?"

It's not the point apparently.

******* entitled.

[Lightning McQueen]

******* entitled.

They have their noses out of joint as our factory worked around the clock all weekend and were given pizza on top of their penalty rates they received, some will clear $3K for the week.

[Corona Man]

******* entitled.

They have their noses out of joint as our factory worked around the clock all weekend and were given pizza on top of their penalty rates they received, some will clear $3K for the week.

Any jobs going in your box factory?

[Lightning McQueen]

Any jobs going in your box factory?

There's generally casual spots going all of the time.

[Corona Man]

Any jobs going in your box factory?

There's generally casual spots going all of the time.

That’s good to know..... I’m fairly casual most of the time.

[Spargo]

Any jobs going in your box factory?

There's generally casual spots going all of the time.

That’s good to know..... I’m fairly casual most of the time.

And into boxes...