Things that make you laugh

[Wedgie]

New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

[Corona Man]

New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

II was tempted to get one to get back from the pub in Auckland Monday night..... but I didn't have the app loaded into my phone to do so. Meh, I needed the walk anyway.

[amber_fluid]

New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

II was tempted to get one to get back from the pub in Auckland Monday night..... but I didn't have the app loaded into my phone to do so. Meh, I needed the walk anyway.

They’re here now for the fringe.
Almost ran some dickhead over about an hour ago on Grenfell Street.

He was at least wearing the matching lime helmet.

[HH3]

How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?

[Lightning McQueen]

How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?

People are just plain shit, will end up the same.

[Booney]

How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?

They're not, really.

Apparently the scooters "lock up" if you take them out of the CBD ( the 4 terraces ) and an alarm sounds on them so you drop it and run, like the bikes.

$1 to hire it and 15c per minute from there on.

[amber_fluid]

How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?

No difference.
Plus it’s far easier to throw a scooter in the Torrens than a bike.

[HH3]

So much wanky horseshit around these days.

[Psyber]

The scooters seemed to be doing well in Brisbane CBD when I was staying near Eagle Pier in January.
Lots of people riding them.

[HH3]

Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....

[Dutchy]

Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....

You will get to an age one day where you dont care what you look like young fella

[mighty_tiger_79]

Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....

You will get to an age one day where you dont care what you look like young fella

I think he might already be there.......

[amber_fluid]

Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....

You will get to an age one day where you dont care what you look like young fella

I think he might already be there.......

He was born there...................

[Lightning McQueen]

The scooters seemed to be doing well in Brisbane CBD when I was staying near Eagle Pier in January.
Lots of people riding them.

It's a novelty, we must just have a bigger idiot per population ratio than other states sadly, I can't work it out, I'm a good bloke and so are my three friends.

[Footy Chick]

New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

II was tempted to get one to get back from the pub in Auckland Monday night..... but I didn't have the app loaded into my phone to do so. Meh, I needed the walk anyway.

They’re here now for the fringe.
Almost ran some dickhead over about an hour ago on Grenfell Street.

He was at least wearing the matching lime helmet.

That might've been Bedge

http://safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=29972&start=12880

[HH3]

A supplier (who's already on thin ice) coming in here and telling us to sell at cost so he can keep his margins and keep supplying us.

I named dropped a couple of his competitors, and he changed his tune a little bit.

[The Dark Knight]

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[The Bedge]

SBS Viceland has live action movie of He-Man and the Masters of the universe on tonight from 1987.. it’s ruined a childhood favourite tv show but at the same time it’s so horribly bad it’s good

[HH3]

Got rear ended on the way home last night.

Tow ball got bent up into the bumper, but no other damage. Still drive-able. The other kids Subaru wasn't too bad either. Number plate 20m down the road, but just a couple of dings and scraps on the front bumper.

Exchanged details, shook hands.

This morning, I realised his number plate wasn't in the photos I took of the front, so sent him a text.

He comes back with "Your car must've already been damaged, because yadda yadda wank wank...."

Get f**ked c**t...

He also asked me to postpone reporting it because he didn't know if he'd paid his insurance.

Get f**ked c**t, again...

Turns out he's covered. Good try though.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Bugger, i was hoping he wasnt covered.