Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

This ******* wind...how can i enjoy golf in this. FU mother nature

Improvise, adjust & toughen the f#ck up!

Yep, de-sand and GTF on with it MT, there's beers to be had and horses to lose money on

We really need to get on the gas one day...

[JK]

Organise a sesh down the Watermark sometime?

[Failed Creation]

Those new Jenny Craig ads with Mel B.

Her accent makes my skin crawl.

[Magellan]

Those new Jenny Craig ads with Mel B.

Her accent makes my skin crawl.

Instant chav, just add oxygen.

[Dutchy]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Did you go?

I was lucky to be in our box yesterday, after an already huge weekend I was intending not to drink, until I walked in to the magnificent view of the AO and free beers chilling on ice quick look at the wife and she said "Ill drive"

Usual introductions to those I didn't know, got intro'd to 2 brothers called Brad and Matt, thought they looked familiar...took me 10 mins to work out it was the Crouch brothers.

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Did you go?

I was lucky to be in our box yesterday, after an already huge weekend I was intending not to drink, until I walked in to the magnificent view of the AO and free beers chilling on ice quick look at the wife and she said "Ill drive"

Usual introductions to those I didn't know, got intro'd to 2 brothers called Brad and Matt, thought they looked familiar...took me 10 mins to work out it was the Crouch brothers.

Na, wasn't fair on my kids or whoever was going to miss out, gave them to my friend and got my arse kicked at work yesterday, I gave them one simple instruction and apparently it wasn't followed, I probably wont get them again now.

LOL, good lads?

[Booney]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Did you go?

I was lucky to be in our box yesterday, after an already huge weekend I was intending not to drink, until I walked in to the magnificent view of the AO and free beers chilling on ice quick look at the wife and she said "Ill drive"

Usual introductions to those I didn't know, got intro'd to 2 brothers called Brad and Matt, thought they looked familiar...took me 10 mins to work out it was the Crouch brothers.

Na, wasn't fair on my kids or whoever was going to miss out, gave them to my friend and got my arse kicked at work yesterday, I gave them one simple instruction and apparently it wasn't followed, I probably wont get them again now.

LOL, good lads?

Don't be a dick?

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't be a dick?

Do not go in the suite, you cannot go in the suite without being accompanied by an employee of the company.

Go to the Audi Room.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Ffs....everyone loses now!

[Lightning McQueen]

Ffs....everyone loses now!

F***** oath, you try to do the right thing and end up looking like an idiot, I really don't need any help in that department.

[The Ash Man]

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

I have a sign similar to this on my door because the Johos seemed to be in my street every second week.

Works a treat

[HH3]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

[MW]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Hope everythings ok mate

[HH3]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Hope everythings ok mate

Thanks mate.

Gonna wait til I'm told the worst before I start to panic.

[Brodlach]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Phark all the best mate

[Magellan]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Hang tight HH3, and fingers crossed. Don't forget safooty's here to get you through.

[Footy Chick]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Told ya, if it's not on, it's not on

Seriously though, fingers crossed it's nothing x

[HH3]

Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Told ya, if it's not on, it's not on

Seriously though, fingers crossed it's nothing x

Well you wouldn't let me start til it was on, so you're safe

[Booney]

@Footy Chick tagging me in Facebook posts about bloody expensive but adorable dogs!

Going to cost me a fortune young lady!!

[HH3]

@Footy Chick tagging me in Facebook posts about bloody expensive but adorable dogs!

Going to cost me a fortune young lady!!

Feel free to tag me. Might be in the market.

Cheap dogs too.

Also free dogs.