Things that make you laugh

[Grenville]

Joe Tripodi OAM.

[heater31]

Joe Tripodi OAM.

What for?

[Grenville]

Joe Tripodi OAM.

What for?

For services to football and the multicultural community. They forgot the bit about selling out a club and a league for personal gain.

[Wedgie]

Geezus, you're joking! ?

[Grenville]

Geezus, you're joking! ?

I wish I was, a mate sent the message this morning and I thought he was taking the piss so I checked it out for myself.

[RB]

[heater31]

Joe Tripodi OAM.

What for?

For services to football and the muticultural community. They forgot the bit about selling out a club and a league for personal gain.

that's up there with the England Cricket team getting recognised for winning the 2005 Ashes.....

[Grenville]

Joe Tripodi OAM.

What for?

For services to football and the muticultural community. They forgot the bit about selling out a club and a league for personal gain.

that's up there with the England Cricket team getting recognised for winning the 2005 Ashes.....

It's worse than that I reckon, the bloke is a f***en weasel.

[Lightning McQueen]

Thinking for the past 3 weeks that our cat is pregnant.

We now know that HE isn't.

[Brodlach]

Someone needs some biology lessons

[Lightning McQueen]

Someone needs some biology lessons

I had even taken the cat to the vets for needles in the past and it was deemed a female.

The cat is nearly two years old, we have now renamed it Bruce.

[Brodlach]

So its a LGBTIQ pussy now?

[HH3]

Someone needs some biology lessons

I had even taken the cat to the vets for needles in the past and it was deemed a female.

The cat is nearly two years old, we have now renamed it Bruce.

Did you ask the cat?

Maybe it was born a male, but identifies as female?

Typical white hetero male pig!

[Lightning McQueen]

So its a LGBTIQ pussy now?

Something like that, I?'m surprised he hasn't ran away because, especially lately as I've been calling it a slut as there have other cats hanging around the front (although our cat never leaves the backyard).

[Lightning McQueen]

Did you ask the cat?

Maybe it was born a male, but identifies as female?

Typical white hetero male pig!

I don't speak fluent feline but it should've worked it out by the lower tone I used when talking to it.

[Grenville]

Did you ask the cat?

Maybe it was born a male, but identifies as female?

Typical white hetero male pig!

I don't speak fluent feline but it should've worked it out by the lower tone I used when talking to it.

I speak fluent c*** if it's any help.

[Grenville]

Having a work appraisal where the boss says " I wish I could put in ' you're a c*** ' ".

[mighty_tiger_79]

Socceroos

[mighty_tiger_79]

Driving south along Marion rd, approaching the expressway entry. The signs above clearly say Closed with a big X.
The 15 odd cars in front zoom around and then slam on their brakes.
From what I could gather looking over from South rd was that there was an accident where the merge is. Saw a few emergency lights flashing etc.

Clearly people dont pay any attention when driving

[Lightning McQueen]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.