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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu May 18, 2017 3:11 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 18, 2017 3:21 pm

Booney wrote:A former life suggests that the company might be called Artcraft.

Don't you mean Artcaft?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon May 22, 2017 2:44 pm

The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.

She was happy to be working on a Monday!


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed May 24, 2017 11:13 am

Big body-building neanderthal peanut at work sends an all-at email out to everyone at work every Monday morning of the premiership table when the Crows are sitting top.

I got a bit sick of seeing his crap as he has very little knowledge of the game just to add to it.

As of last Monday I decided to forward every bit of IT news, organisational announcements, internal job opportunities and basically anything that gets sent from head office.

He came over and started going off his tits at me for sending them so I asked him where this Monday's was as I'm the only one that didn't get it.

I think I won the war, I might stop sending them now.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri May 26, 2017 11:29 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 26, 2017 11:31 am

Booney wrote:The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.

She was happy to be working on a Monday!


*You may need your sarcasm detector on*

That would be Natalie! Tall, blondish and big boobs?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri May 26, 2017 11:42 am

Wedgie wrote:
Booney wrote:The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.
She was happy to be working on a Monday!
*You may need your sarcasm detector on*

That would be Natalie! Tall, blondish and big boobs?


That would be. She always that chirpy?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 26, 2017 11:50 am

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Booney wrote:The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.
She was happy to be working on a Monday!
*You may need your sarcasm detector on*

That would be Natalie! Tall, blondish and big boobs?


That would be. She always that chirpy?

Yep. Didnt talk to me for two weeks after she kicked out the 12 Adelaide United supporters that wanted to kill me. :lol:

The rest of the staff are great though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri May 26, 2017 12:09 pm

If she had her time again she probably wouldn't have kicked them out. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 26, 2017 12:36 pm

Booney wrote:If she had her time again she probably wouldn't have kicked them out. ;)

Nice guy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue May 30, 2017 2:07 pm

Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Tue May 30, 2017 2:11 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

(allegedly)


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue May 30, 2017 2:16 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

(allegedly)


That eliminates him from Monday's "How was your weekend?" water cooler chat.

Why? You already know he enjoyed it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Tue May 30, 2017 2:52 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: [emoji38]

(allegedly)

Guess there is no drug and alcohol policy at your work place....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue May 30, 2017 2:54 pm

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Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: [emoji38]

(allegedly)

Guess there is no drug and alcohol policy at your work place....


If he was stoned Saturday night, none of their business.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Tue May 30, 2017 3:01 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

(allegedly)


That eliminates him from Monday's "How was your weekend?" water cooler chat.

Why? You already know he enjoyed it.


He'd probably cut a hole in the side of the water cooler for a piece of garden hose
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue May 30, 2017 3:03 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Wed May 31, 2017 11:44 am

Getting a letter from Wesley Uniting inviting me to a free seminar on choosing nursing homes. WTF? Im 46! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed May 31, 2017 11:52 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed May 31, 2017 12:27 pm

Wedgie wrote:Getting a letter from Wesley Uniting inviting me to a free seminar on choosing nursing homes. WTF? Im 46! :lol:

They must have an account with safooty.net
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