Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

My lack of understanding that the weekend doesn't start on a Thursday evening.

Sounds like you train like tarzan, play like Jane.

Ha, the mixture is what kills.
6 beers at the pub, went through 2 bottles of champers with the missus when we got home , a few CC's and then finishing with a bottle of red killed us both, didn't help that I skipped dinner I guess.
We slept through 5 alarms, I didn't think we had that much to drink in comparison to other nights. We repeated the process Saturday night about 10 times worse, we're going to have to lock the doors and hide the keys in future when we get on it.

[Booney]

Champers? Jane, indeed.

[Lightning McQueen]

Champers? Jane, indeed.

There's a reason, the missus gets too naggy if she drinks any more than a bottle of it, it's the only drink that gets her a bit sooky and brings dumb shit up that doesn't need to be talked about, small sacrifice for a nice evening as she does love it and does realize it's the culprit.

[Footy Chick]

People who complain about a $2 price rise from last year.

Really?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Depends on what it was last year?
It could represent a high % increase

[Footy Chick]

$95 to $97

[mighty_tiger_79]

$95 to $97

They got out of the wrong side of the bed then..

[Footy Chick]

$95 to $97

They got out of the wrong side of the bed then..

that's not the worst one, god bless the old boy who rang up and wanted to pay his $18 bill by monthly direct debit

[mighty_tiger_79]

Ch 7 news tonight, I thought it was
Sunday......

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[DOC]

Channel 7 advertising et al their Sunday Night Program with Australias Most Controversial Chef, Peter Evans. The inside story of the very private world of Peter Evans.

Very Private? The most overhyped purveyor of bullshite going around.

[Wedgie]

Ch 7 news tonight, I thought it was
Sunday......

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In fairness it was approaching two days ago, it was just two days further out.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Channel 7 advertising et al their Sunday Night Program with Australias Most Controversial Chef, Peter Evans. The inside story of the very private world of Peter Evans.

Very Private? The most overhyped purveyor of bullshite going around.

I don't mind Pete, he does make a lot of sense, but then he makes up nonsense.... Thankfully I'm blessed with watching the footy at the minute.

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[mighty_tiger_79]

Ch 7 news tonight, I thought it was
Sunday......

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In fairness it was approaching two days ago, it was just two days further out.

I wonder if Ch 7 engages in Fake News...

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[Lightning McQueen]

Chatting with my mum the other day about dumb shit I did as a kid, I had an uncle Glenn who would often visit, he wasn't the sharpest tool and one day dad got off the phone and said to mum "Stu's coming over"
When he arrived I just assumed that he was using a middle name or something and said "Hi uncle Stu", the olds just looked at each other and turned red, they stopped using that nickname for him after that.

[Magellan]

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/soccer/bizarre-cristiano-ronaldo-bust-overshadows-airport-naming-ceremony-20170329-gv9gxl.html



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[am Bays]

My Facebook page filling up with status updates from my Darwin mates whinging about the coldest day in Darwin ever - 21 degC

Yes 21 is cold for Darwin, especially in April, but seriously you Mob!!! Toughen up!

FWIW I can recall colder days than that in the 80s but no many to be honest and they were in the middle of July - The dry.

[heater31]

My Facebook page filling up with status updates from my Darwin mates whinging about the coldest day in Darwin ever - 21 degC

Yes 21 is cold for Darwin, especially in April, but seriously you Mob!!! Toughen up!

FWIW I can recall colder days than that in the 80s but no many to be honest and they were in the middle of July - The dry.

The NT News twitter feed has been fun all day

[Footy Chick]

My Facebook page filling up with status updates from my Darwin mates whinging about the coldest day in Darwin ever - 21 degC

Yes 21 is cold for Darwin, especially in April, but seriously you Mob!!! Toughen up!

FWIW I can recall colder days than that in the 80s but no many to be honest and they were in the middle of July - The dry.

Actually, it got down to 18.8c -coldest day in 50 years

[HH3]

My Facebook page filling up with status updates from my Darwin mates whinging about the coldest day in Darwin ever - 21 degC

Yes 21 is cold for Darwin, especially in April, but seriously you Mob!!! Toughen up!

FWIW I can recall colder days than that in the 80s but no many to be honest and they were in the middle of July - The dry.

Actually, it got down to 18.8c -coldest day in 50 years

To be fair, they probably don't own clothes to rug up in like we do.

I remember when we moved down to Adelaide from Darwin when I was a kid, our first stop was Kmart for a whole fit out of jumpers and trackies.

We moved down on the 23rd December, 1998. The Adelaide nights were f**kin freezing.

[am Bays]

That's was the minimum/overnight temperature which whilst cold for Darwin isn't the coldest.

Maximum got to 21 which is cold for that mob!