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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:46 am

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Haha I actually did some work yesterday so I missed it


Me too, but I was cooking toasties under my gorilla.


What was on them? Just interested, I don't mean to primate.

Don't waste your time trying to find out. Orangutan on the telephone last night and got no answer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:06 am

Magellan wrote:Don't waste your time trying to find out. Orangutan on the telephone last night and got no answer.


I was having a howler, I had to help my old mandrill a hole in his wall.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:13 am

Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:09 pm

Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling


They're being done on the Chimp
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:53 pm

when i was holidaying in malaysia i had a monkey with a baby on its back chase me for like 50m, because i got too close whilst taking a photo.

tried to come up with a monkey pun but they were all absolute howlers so i thought i would tell a story instead
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:07 pm

bennymacca wrote:when i was holidaying in malaysia i had a monkey with a baby on its back chase me for like 50m, because i got too close whilst taking a photo.

tried to come up with a monkey pun but they were all absolute howlers so i thought i would tell a story instead


There's your pun right there: Howler Monkey
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:12 pm

i know ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:32 pm

am Bays wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling


They're being done on the Chimp

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:32 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling


They're being done on the Chimp

Pay peanuts.

Get Monkeys.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:37 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Pay peanuts.

Get Snoopy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:06 pm

bennymacca wrote:i know ;)

Oops... I made a baboo-boon. :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:08 pm

You should all Caeser this now
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:17 pm

Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling

Yeah siamang-ry at the poor quality.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:31 pm

Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:38 pm

Magellan wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling

Yeah siamang-ry at the poor quality.


So is my ugly, Trigonometry-loving, former girlfriend (Ape-ex)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:45 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.


Where is the gorilla pun in that?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:46 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:48 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.

Give me old ladies over Gen Y any day. At least old ladies know some things.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:49 pm

JK wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling

Yeah siamang-ry at the poor quality.


So is my ugly, Trigonometry-loving, former girlfriend (Ape-ex)


Stop it!!!

I've snorted Orange Tan(g) all over my computer
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:49 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.

Give me old ladies over Gen Y any day. At least old ladies know some things.


Yeah, yeah, wot-eva
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