Things that give you the sh1ts

[Failed Creation]

True story: I had to give myself an enema last night.

Mission accomplished.

So you gave yourself the shits

Spot on, FC!

[MW]

All these feminists attacking Billy Brownless for using the term "you don't touch a man's wallet and you don't touch his wife"
Seriously folks if that's what the world has come too, **** it I'm out

[Failed Creation]

All these feminists attacking Billy Brownless for using the term "you don't touch a man's wallet and you don't touch his wife"
Seriously folks if that's what the world has come too, **** it I'm out

Agreed. I don't believe he meant to use the phrase to liken her to a possession, but as usual, the Feminazis have come out to play.

[HH3]

Watching John Wick.

Whats giving me the shits is he's killed 400 baddies, but every time they get an easy chance to put a bullet in his head, they do something else and he ends up killing 400 more.

Where did these idiots get their baddy licenses?

[therisingblues]

Watching John Wick.

Whats giving me the shits is he's killed 400 baddies, but every time they get an easy chance to put a bullet in his head, they do something else and he ends up killing 400 more.

Where did these idiots get their baddy licenses?

I have never seen John Wick, I hardly watch TV at all so I might be completely off the mark here, but if he has killed 400 baddies then if they have a chance to put a bullet in his head, they are obligated by the goodies v baddies treaty to gloat over the vulnerability of his situation, become over confident, perhaps close their eyes as they are overcome with laughter and in extreme cases turn their backs on the goody, and speak in soliloquy to the camera while the goody hypnotises a passing eagle into pecking his bonds loose, and, while the baddy is distracted by the glory of the moment, stab him from behind with a knitting needle.
Is that the sort of situation John Wick encounters?

[mighty_tiger_79]

The poor delivery of the local Messenger.
Just dumped on the footpath if delivered at all.

Now this week.
Junk mail.
Wrapped up in a rubber band.
Dumped on the footpath.
I've rung once to complain to Salmat.
Will do again.
Will probably go with the No Junk Mail sign.
However the rest of the streets footpath will be covered in junk mail

[Kahuna]

Watching John Wick.
Where did these idiots get their baddy licenses?

Being a Baddie for Dummies--
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

[nolongerthere]

Sitting @ work in the lunchroom watching 6 new fellas getting inducted, im thinking why are they employing more people when there is barely enough work for the people already employed here, have been sitting in the lunchroom for an hour and half waiting to be allocated a task

[FlyingHigh]

Time Setting B in March.

[MW]

Sitting @ work in the lunchroom watching 6 new fellas getting inducted, im thinking why are they employing more people when there is barely enough work for the people already employed here, have been sitting in the lunchroom for an hour and half waiting to be allocated a task

Are the contractors/casuals? And you're an employee? Watch your back...

[HH3]

Got a huge f**kin ulcer in the back of my cheek, right on the point of my back tooth.

The pains f**ked, but I can handle that.

The worst thing is it's making me feel sick, and my face is swollen.

Forgot to bring the Bonjella to work too.

[Brodlach]

Just another reason to dislike Johno

[HH3]

It's not the first time. Believe me.













I miss Johno

[Spargo]

Johno - I remember him...

[mighty_tiger_79]

Where is he?? Holidays or holiday?

[HH3]

I've seen him active on twitter and playstation. I think he just thinks he's too cool for us now.

[Booney]

I just assumed he hasn't been able to find his way back here.

[helicopterking]

Take 1 sick day, then just get harassed by work.

[Footy Chick]

Take 1 sick day, then just get harassed by work.

wtf? at home on your sick day? They can't do that.

[helicopterking]

Take 1 sick day, then just get harassed by work.

wtf? at home on your sick day? They can't do that.

Been home today, just getting asked to organise stuff for the rest of the week and let other staff know what's happening.
Leave me alone.