Things that give you the sh1ts

[HH3]

I just got beeped by some bitch for slowing down to pull into my driveway.

People like that who can't control their emotions while driving are the dangerous ones.

Her trip home was literally extended by 2-3 seconds. She was also firmly in my butthole the whole way up my street.

Maybe it had nothing to do with your driving and more to do with the fact that you're a f#cktard.

you're probably right there

[mighty_tiger_79]

I had some old guy beep me to go through a red light......pleeeeez



plus now with new job driving in morning traffic....I ******* hate it

You leave a little gap and bang its ******* gone by someone cutting in

we have the worst drivers

[Spargo]

The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

[Jim05]

The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious

[Jim05]

Last year I was a passenger on the autobahn quite a lot. Obviously because of the lack of speed limits, at any point you could have a car doing 200+ up your arse if you stick in the left lane, so you only used it for overtaking and then got back quick smart. It worked brilliantly. Basically it was a 100kph lane for trucks etc, one or two lanes where cars would do up to 150, and then the left lane was a little scary haha.

Yep, quite an experience. Borrowed a car at Frankfurt Hahn Airport to head to a World Cup game and it was this gutless Opel, got out on to the Autobarn and wound the thing up to just over 200 clicks which took an eternity and next minute my wife who was in the back seat starts pissing herself laughing. I look over and this old granny in a Merc C class is going past me like im standing still

[daysofourlives]

The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious

We can all thank Adam Goodes for that

[cracka]

The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious

We can all thank Adam Goodes for that

Apparently global warming is his fault too.

[Footy Chick]

I stubbed my toe this morning.

My first thought was "screw you Adam Goodes, this is your fault"

[daysofourlives]

The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious

We can all thank Adam Goodes for that

Apparently global warming is his fault too.

Well why do you think the AFL asked those clubs not to sledge Essendon then smart ass?

[Psyber]

Last year I was a passenger on the autobahn quite a lot. Obviously because of the lack of speed limits, at any point you could have a car doing 200+ up your arse if you stick in the left lane, so you only used it for overtaking and then got back quick smart. It worked brilliantly. Basically it was a 100kph lane for trucks etc, one or two lanes where cars would do up to 150, and then the left lane was a little scary haha.

Yep, quite an experience. Borrowed a car at Frankfurt Hahn Airport to head to a World Cup game and it was this gutless Opel, got out on to the Autobarn and wound the thing up to just over 200 clicks which took an eternity and next minute my wife who was in the back seat starts pissing herself laughing. I look over and this old granny in a Merc C class is going past me like im standing still

You should see this 70 year old in his Renault Megane RS 265.
(Although I've slowed down a bit now I'm back sitting on 6 demerit points again.)

[Q.]

Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.

[HH3]

Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30

[Footy Chick]

Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30

Geebus. is there anything you haven't injured?

[wristwatcher]

Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.

You're in the wrong thread. This goes in "People who deserve a snaaap kick to the heeeeeead"

[wristwatcher]

Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30

Don't tell me you did this in round 18 of the C grade

[The Dark Knight]

Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.

There is a special place in hell for these people, f**k them c**ts

[HH3]

Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30

Don't tell me you did this in round 18 of the C grade

Yep. 2 quarter yesterday. GGs big FF fell across my knee as he tackled me.

Tried to come back on but turning one way just had no strength.

Heaps of pain last night. I can walk, but slowly, and cant bend my leg very much

[Brodlach]

Good luck mate, hope it's just a sprain

[HH3]

Thanks mate. Hoping for a sprain too.

[Spargo]

No doubt there'll be another self indulging thread dedicated to said injury....