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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby norwood8 » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:32 pm

Single ply toilet paper/poo tickets, what could be a relaxing experience is ruined by some tightass wanting to save a buck. The thin stuff can literally give your fingers the sh1ts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:22 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:44 am

I'm feeling better now about the footy tips
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:21 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:08 pm

the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:13 pm

stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants


Or you should just stay stopped on the red lights....ya shifty cant ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:20 pm

stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

That's disgraceful.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:53 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

That's disgraceful.

Typical really.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:21 pm

HH3 wrote:
stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants


Or you should just stay stopped on the red lights....ya shifty cant ;)


i will in future ya cant
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri May 01, 2015 9:35 am

Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 01, 2015 9:44 am

nuggety goodness wrote:Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Even worst when you get some porn stuck in your parents VHS and they pull up the drive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri May 01, 2015 9:52 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Even worst when you get some porn stuck in your parents VHS and they pull up the drive.


:lol:

Or getting a VHS back from a mate that isn't rewound, but instead just stopped and *ahem* ejected at "the" moment. 1990's VHS porn trades, takes me back to high school.

Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri May 01, 2015 9:55 am

Booney wrote:
Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana. :D


Hopefully he gets reminded of this.....

I still cop it for throwing the bank card & credit card too close to the fireplace some 27 years ago :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 01, 2015 10:49 am

heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana. :D


Hopefully he gets reminded of this.....

I still cop it for throwing the bank card & credit card too close to the fireplace some 27 years ago :oops:

What kind were they?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 01, 2015 10:50 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Even worst when you get some porn stuck in your parents VHS and they pull up the drive.


:lol:

Or getting a VHS back from a mate that isn't rewound, but instead just stopped and *ahem* ejected at "the" moment. 1990's VHS porn trades, takes me back to high school.

Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana. :D


Sounded like the abovementioned porno.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri May 01, 2015 10:53 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana. :D


Hopefully he gets reminded of this.....

I still cop it for throwing the bank card & credit card too close to the fireplace some 27 years ago :oops:

What kind were they?

Actually on second thoughts it was the Medicare and Myer Store card [emoji38]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 01, 2015 10:54 am

heater31 wrote:Actually on second thoughts it was the Medicare and Myer Store card [emoji38]

Ruined it!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri May 01, 2015 11:06 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:What kind were they?



Did anyone else read this in their head with a chinese accent? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 01, 2015 11:22 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:What kind were they?



Did anyone else read this in their head with a chinese accent? :lol:


Ahhhh!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Fri May 01, 2015 11:44 am

Waiting for 2 f**king hours in the RAH to see the hand specialist.

And the guy next to me hasn't had a wash since about Febuary. My god he stinks
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