Things that make you laugh

[woodublieve12]

SHowdown week... as a neutral it's hilarious to watch cows and pear supporters go at it...

[Booney]

The absolute hysteria caused by the wanker / Clarkson event.

From Lingy saying we'll have to have two security guards with coaches at all times, then Carey saying the guards will be heavy handed on people to TAB Radio this morning saying it's the end of coaches and players interacting with fans.

O.M.G.

[Lightning McQueen]

SHowdown week... as a neutral it's hilarious to watch cows and pear supporters go at it...

It is pitiful hey.

[am Bays]

My Mrs.

She's a real hoot, she starts every conversation with "Are you even listening to me?". Oh how we laugh.

Oh, you're married to my Missus too???

[stan]

SHowdown week... as a neutral it's hilarious to watch cows and pear supporters go at it...

Oldly enough I haven't heard much yet.

[HH3]

Having a single driveway, me and the missus rotate cars every day.

Eg she takes the one out in the driveway and i take the one in the garage. She puts the one she took in the garage, which i take the next morning, and she takes the one I parked on the driveway the night before....yadda yadda.

Anyway, to my story.....this morning she asked where the keys are to the car I had yesterday. Im butt naked walking around the house looking for the keys coz she's late. Eventually i have a thought....

Me - "Have you checked the front door? Like.......the outside of the front door?"

She opens the front door and then looks at me, semi-angry semi-amused.

Me - "HA! Have a good day!" (and head the opposite direction, so the convo is over)

They had been hanging out of my front door for about 12 hours

[mighty_tiger_79]

Just inviting criminals

[HH3]

Just inviting criminals

Its funny now. Wouldn't be if someone took them.

[Booney]

Having a single driveway, me and the missus rotate cars every day.

Eg she takes the one out in the driveway and i take the one in the garage. She puts the one she took in the garage, which i take the next morning, and she takes the one I parked on the driveway the night before....yadda yadda.

Anyway, to my story.....this morning she asked where the keys are to the car I had yesterday. Im butt naked walking around the house looking for the keys coz she's late. Eventually i have a thought....

Me - "Have you checked the front door? Like.......the outside of the front door?"

She opens the front door and then looks at me, semi-angry semi-amused.

Me - "HA! Have a good day!" (and head the opposite direction, so the convo is over)

They had been hanging out of my front door for about 12 hours

Infinitely better than hanging out your back door.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Fed is clearly battling for a $$$$ since he is doing cringeworthy chocolate ads

[valleys07]

Not normally a fan of the Footy Show's comedic material- but that stitch up of Vince and Watts was brilliant!

[woodublieve12]

Not normally a fan of the Footy Show's comedic material- but that stitch up of Vince and Watts was brilliant!

watts was in on it...

I am huge fooy show fan but up until last night i haven't enjoyed... That was piss funny

[Footy Chick]

Did you hear about the italian chef that died?























He pasta way

[Lightning McQueen]

Did you hear about the Irish thief?











He paid for his meal then snuck off without eating it.

[nuggety goodness]

Did you hear the crows supporter after a showdown loss?












Nope, me either. Hope they're ok...

[Lightning McQueen]

Today is STAR WARS day.

May the 4th be with you.

[cracka]

Soccer injuries.



Just imagine if they had a Q type injury.

[cracka]

This is even better

[Booney]

Dead set, these blokes are an absolute joke.

[am Bays]

Dead set, that sport is an absolute joke.

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