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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:15 pm

Everyone can eat s#!t! A big bag of s#!t! I'm the greatest man in the world!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:19 pm

haha that was awesome. especially the "bitch" at the end
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby norwood8 » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:43 pm

A classic!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:24 pm

Awesome Poke'mon reference at 2:22. Tried to start it there but it wouldn't do it for me.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:46 pm

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:28 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby David Brent » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:25 am

Sammy Stosur putting in her standard Grand Slam choke once again LOL
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:48 pm

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:19 pm

Clementine Ford on "The Fappening" leaked celebrity nudes:

"If you deliberately seek out any of these images, you are directly participating in the violation not just of numerous women’s privacy but also of their bodies. "

Guilty as charged, bitch!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:19 am

Why do these people take or allow these photos to be taken anyway, if they don't want them out there?

I've never taken nude photos of myself or allowed any of my hoards of adoring female fans over the years to take them. Even as a teenager I knew things like that (or things written down on paper) could come home to bite you later. The same applies to allegedly private social media, as anyone with half a brain could work out.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:22 am

Psyber wrote:I've never taken nude photos of myself or allowed any of my hoards of adoring female fans over the years to take them ...


massive LOL :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:28 am

Taking off on a different angle, I found this amusing: https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/boomi ... 19567.html

Ministers in Norway -- a major and rich oil-producing country -- are under increasing public pressure to reduce perks and tax breaks for booming electric car sales.

"It's become a problem," said Erik Haugstad, a bus driver in the Oslo region who complains about the numerous electric cars clogging bus lanes, which they have the right to use in Norway. The cars are also exempt from urban toll payments or fees at public parking spaces, where they can recharge batteries without cost. But above all, they are exempt from Norway's sky high sales taxes and VAT...

… The policy has been so successful that 32,000 electric cars are now on the road -- by far the highest rate per capita in the world, in a country with a 5.1 million population.

"I'm a bus driver and I want to transport my passengers as quickly as possible. So, I'd like electric cars to leave the bus lanes, where they're getting in my way," Haugstad said. "These delays have a cost for society. Time lost by thousands of our passengers in traffic is far greater than that gained by a few dozen electric car drivers."

He said the cars can create a vicious circle -- tired of being stuck in traffic, bus users could be tempted to buy an electric car themselves, worsening the congestion problem. Electric cars already represent 85 percent of traffic in bus lanes during rush hour, according to a study by the Norwegian Public Roads Administration on a busy stretch of road outside Oslo.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:34 am

Magpiespower wrote:Clementine Ford on "The Fappening" leaked celebrity nudes:

"If you deliberately seek out any of these images, you are directly participating in the violation not just of numerous women’s privacy but also of their bodies. "

Guilty as charged, bitch!

Funny how the wimmins who protest loudest about this sort of thing are the ones you'd least want to see sans vetements...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:00 pm

I love it when you speak latin 8)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby stan » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:50 pm

Psyber wrote:Why do these people take or allow these photos to be taken anyway, if they don't want them out there?

I've never taken nude photos of myself or allowed any of my hoards of adoring female fans over the years to take them. Even as a teenager I knew things like that (or things written down on paper) could come home to bite you later. The same applies to allegedly private social media, as anyone with half a brain could work out.

Or use fricken cloud storage or any other 3rd party storage for photos or data that is lets say sensitive.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:08 pm

stan wrote:
Psyber wrote:Why do these people take or allow these photos to be taken anyway, if they don't want them out there?

I've never taken nude photos of myself or allowed any of my hoards of adoring female fans over the years to take them. Even as a teenager I knew things like that (or things written down on paper) could come home to bite you later. The same applies to allegedly private social media, as anyone with half a brain could work out.

Or use fricken cloud storage or any other 3rd party storage for photos or data that is lets say sensitive.

Yes it is a hot issue in medical practice at the moment.

Several medical groups in Oz who used allegedly secure for the purpose and fairly expensive cloud storage services have had their storage hacked and the AMA and the liability insurers are advising against it being used. Most GP groups use password protected and encrypted local storage and take encrypted backups off site on external backup devices in case of break-ins or fire. (One SA specialist I know thought they had it licked by using Macintosh systems and Mac dedicated cloud storage but they got hacked too.)

That is one of the reasons Medicare is not getting a lot of support for its PCEHR plan where patient records go on to Medicare's servers and can be accessed by any treating doctor with the patient's consent.

There are several worries:
1. Can a government department be relied on to keep data secure of major world IT companies can't?*
2. Can they be relied on not to mine the data for not health related purposes?
3. How reliable is the alleged "patient controlled" in "Patient Controlled Electronic Health Record"?

* Especially given their supplied dongles or cards to provide access control are, according to their web site, designed for "XP or Vista".
When you ring to check they say they'll work on Windows 7, but not on 8.0 or 8.1...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:25 pm

Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:58 pm

Not sure who makes me laugh more, the chick or the bloke haha!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:16 pm

valleys07 wrote:Not sure who makes me laugh more, the chick or the bloke haha!


Both, but for different reasons.

The woman is dumb as all ****, and the dude is hilarious.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:57 pm

I loved his commentary on the weird and obviously thick young woman.
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