by Johno6 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:41 am
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:03 am
Johno6 wrote:unless something majorly bad happens during last 3 rounds worst I can finish is 3rd.
im 1 ahead of second and 2 ahead of third, then about 5 ahead of 4th.
I want 3 rounds with all favs winning please.
no more upsets.
by Johno6 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:21 am
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:25 am
by Johno6 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:33 am
by Spargo » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:35 am
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip
by Booney » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:44 am
Spargo wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip
Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.
by Failed Creation » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:46 am
Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip
Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.
I disagree and believe this is poor advice.
20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.
The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.
A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.
by Booney » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:52 am
by heater31 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:02 pm
Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip
Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.
I disagree and believe this is poor advice.
20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.
The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.
A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.
by heater31 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:08 pm
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:43 pm
heater31 wrote:The Hysteria that these ******* Krispy Creme doughnuts create in an office environment.
Unbelievable scenes as people ward off potential suitors for said baked products like they are $100 notes. Well **** you people I will remember this and I will be breaking the customary baked products for birthday celebrations.
by Ron Burgundy » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:47 pm
Failed Creation wrote:Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip
Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.
I disagree and believe this is poor advice.
20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.
The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.
A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.
Booney, you're a prophet.
by Booney » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:48 pm
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:48 pm
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:49 pm
Booney wrote:Christ, it should have been "tell her you won $40"....sorry for such a glaring error.
by HH3 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:48 pm
by Ron Burgundy » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:23 pm
Booney wrote:Christ, it should have been "tell her you won $40"....sorry for such a glaring error.
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:32 pm
heater31 wrote:The Hysteria that these ******* Krispy Creme doughnuts create in an office environment.
Unbelievable scenes as people ward off potential suitors for said baked products like they are $100 notes. Well **** you people I will remember this and I will be breaking the customary baked products for birthday celebrations.
by heater31 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:40 pm
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