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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Hefty » Fri May 09, 2014 1:50 pm

HH3 wrote:
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Footy Chick wrote:I sell everywhere to tourists! I'm with Hefty...it's a good job, especially when you can snag freebies ;)


I was being sarcastic. There's only so many time you can answer the question - "what's there to do in Adelaide?"


**** all unless you like wineries, or.....wineries.


North Tce is beautiful this time of year ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri May 09, 2014 2:05 pm

I suppose I sell more of everywhere else, than I do of SA (except KI, I sell loads of that...) so I can mix it up a bit.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Fri May 09, 2014 2:06 pm

Psyber wrote:
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bennymacca wrote:the fact that i decided to become an engineer instead of a doctor will be a regret i have for life haha. you guys do earn your coin though.

Could be worse... Working in science for instance :|

you mean defence science?
yep thats me :D

It hasn't changed over the years then.
I knew a guy with a Ph D in Nuclear Physics who was in defence science at the time and had done an MA and Dip Ed on the side to enhance his job prospects.
His daughter, whom I was going out with while she was in OZ on holiday, said, "Dad I've been asked to let you know there are unlimited grants in your field available at home in Israel."

He departed a month after she did. (It was about 1975.)


i cant really complain, secure public service job in a tight job market at the moment, great conditions, good super, pay around the same or slightly above average compared with my peers who arent in mining... but no grange golf club membership in the forseeable future, to my dismay :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri May 09, 2014 4:01 pm

My job involves safooty with some other work involved on the side.. i win :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri May 09, 2014 4:02 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:My job involves safooty with some other work involved on the side.. i win :D


but don't ya hate it when work starts interfering with the work here!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Sat May 10, 2014 2:52 pm

Electric Dreams:

A PORN-addicted former lawyer decided he wanted to legally marry the computer he is fixated to.

Chris Sevier, who we reported last July is suing Apple for ruining his marriage, argued that if gays are allowed to marry in California then so should other sexual minorities.

Sevier, from Florida, said that he had fallen in love with his pornography-laden MacBook.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida, Fox 13 reported.



http://www.news.com.au/technology/onlin ... 6910989507
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Sat May 10, 2014 6:43 pm

Watching 'Big Bills house' on you tube. Pure comedy gold!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun May 11, 2014 11:32 am

Pseudo wrote:Electric Dreams:

A PORN-addicted former lawyer decided he wanted to legally marry the computer he is fixated to.

Chris Sevier, who we reported last July is suing Apple for ruining his marriage, argued that if gays are allowed to marry in California then so should other sexual minorities.

Sevier, from Florida, said that he had fallen in love with his pornography-laden MacBook.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida, Fox 13 reported.



http://www.news.com.au/technology/onlin ... 6910989507


ok, so this guy obviously really liked the movie HER
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Sun May 11, 2014 12:13 pm

This ad. A mate is a dead ringer for the young hoon. He's stuck in an 80s timewarp with the big hair and everything...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun May 11, 2014 12:14 pm

Magpiespower wrote:This ad. A mate is a dead ringer for the young hoon. He's stuck in an 80s timewarp with the big hair and everything...


What is the song in this ad????? I can't find what it is anywhere.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Sun May 11, 2014 12:26 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:What is the song in this ad????? I can't find what it is anywhere.


AAMI point blank won't answer this question on its You Tube channel! Apparently, it's an original song by Blair Joscelyne (Moog). He wrote about it on his Facebook page...

"I have another track on the new AAMI TV commercial which is a continuation of the Skilled Drivers series. While the previous commercial was a big 90's stadium metal sound "Fire&Ice" this one is a more broody 80's electro-rock sound. Like the earlier Meteor commercial, this was written specifically for the ad, and features the vocals of Glenn Cunningham. It was a lot of fun working on these ads and the tracks that went on the final ads are just a few of the many I wrote. Anyone willing to pay me to make the cheesiest of metal is welcome into the studio anytime!"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sun May 11, 2014 12:42 pm

I do vaguely remember the visuals in the ad, but hadn't even noticed it had a sound track - my mind tends to switch off when ads come up.
Lately, because I'm thinking of buying a new SUV, I reflexly pick up a car brochure and browse it until the ad is over.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun May 11, 2014 12:44 pm

Psyber wrote:I do vaguely remember the visuals in the ad, but hadn't even noticed it had a sound track - my mind tends to switch off when ads come up.
Lately, because I'm thinking of buying a new SUV, I reflexly pick up a car brochure and browse it until the ad is over.


SUV

socks
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Sun May 11, 2014 12:50 pm

Mother v daughter.

Screaming match next door.

Happy Mother's Day!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sun May 11, 2014 12:59 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I do vaguely remember the visuals in the ad, but hadn't even noticed it had a sound track - my mind tends to switch off when ads come up.
Lately, because I'm thinking of buying a new SUV, I reflexly pick up a car brochure and browse it until the ad is over.

SUV

socks
undies
viagra

Well, I do use socks and undies...

I have an older Audi sports car for exciting driving, and a Suzuki Grand Vitara 3-door for when I want to go somewhere like the Flinders as the Audi has minimum legal ground clearance.

However, it seems silly for a single bloke to be running two cars all the time.
So, I'm looking for one vehicle that satisfies both needs.
(I've booked a date with the new Macan on June 14th.)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Mon May 12, 2014 10:41 am

Lil miss Nugget (3) cracked me up yesterday at a family Mother's Day lunch.

She's outside on the trampoline with her cousin having a great time then this little gem.

Lil miss - daaaaaaaaaaaaaad..... Can I have a tissue, I have mocos (Spanish for boogers)
Me - yep, I'll get one from inside
Upon return outside with said tissue she looks at me with all seriousness
Lil miss - I don't need it anymore
Me- why?
Lil miss- I ate it...

I lost it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon May 12, 2014 11:08 am

nuggety goodness wrote:Lil miss Nugget (3) cracked me up yesterday at a family Mother's Day lunch.

She's outside on the trampoline with her cousin having a great time then this little gem.

Lil miss - daaaaaaaaaaaaaad..... Can I have a tissue, I have mocos (Spanish for boogers)
Me - yep, I'll get one from inside
Upon return outside with said tissue she looks at me with all seriousness
Lil miss - I don't need it anymore
Me- why?
Lil miss- I ate it...

I lost it!!!


seems like Lil Miss Nugget has Rhinotillexomania
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 12, 2014 10:59 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:Lil miss Nugget (3) cracked me up yesterday at a family Mother's Day lunch.

She's outside on the trampoline with her cousin having a great time then this little gem.

Lil miss - daaaaaaaaaaaaaad..... Can I have a tissue, I have mocos (Spanish for boogers)
Me - yep, I'll get one from inside
Upon return outside with said tissue she looks at me with all seriousness
Lil miss - I don't need it anymore
Me- why?
Lil miss- I ate it...

I lost it!!!


Is your last name Smails, by any chance?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby fisho mcspaz » Tue May 13, 2014 4:57 pm

This cracked me up. A mate of mine, lefty politician and serial pest in Canberra - was given Alexander Downer's personal phone number by someone who should have known better. I don't think he'd had so much fun in years. He did not run out of things to say for well over two hours, which was when he finally got cut off. The Hon Sir Schadenfreude has since changed his number, apparently.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Tue May 13, 2014 5:24 pm

The ban notices, in particular the comments, that keep coming up while using Tapatalk today :D
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