How many freaking SPAM calls am I getting at the moment!!!
((((((((((Ring ring))))))))))
"Hello, Jimmy_041 speaking"
............pause........................
"Hello, is that Mr 041?"
"Isn't that what I just said?"
"Don't worry, we're not trying to sell you anything"
"Really, that's a relief because I get very abusive with those sorts of people"
"We are just doing a survey on your household water"
"Really.....that's good because I use normal mains water and it tastes terrible"
"Well, you're in luck, I'm from Puratap and we're in your area next week"
"Well that's great - a free Puratap system"
"It's not free"
"What does it cost?"
"Our representative will discuss some options with you when they come out"
"I thought you weren't selling anything......"
((((((((((SILENCE))))))))))
!@##$^&%*&^_(&%$&^$#@@%#*&(&_ (as promised)
Next one:
((((((((((Ring ring))))))))))
"Hello, Jimmy_041 speaking"
............pause........................
"Hello, is that Mr 041?"
"Isn't that what I just said?"
"Don't worry, we're not trying to sell you anything"
"Really, that's a relief because I get very abusive with those sorts of people"
"I'm from the Victor Harbor Hearing Centre and we are offering you a free hearing test"
"Really.....that's good because I keep hearing a background din in my ears and I yell a lot"
"Well, you're in luck, I can make you an appointment next week"
"Well that's great - what happens if I am going deaf"
"We will assess you and have several options for devices that you may consider"
"Really, that's great, especially seeing they're free"
"The device won't be free"
"I thought you weren't selling anything......"
((((((((((SILENCE))))))))))
!@##$^&%*&^_(&%$&^$#@@%#*&(&_ (as promised)
My favourite one:
((((((((((Ring ring))))))))))
"Hello, Jimmy Jnr speaking"
............pause........................
"Hello, is that Mr 041?" (Thick Indian accent)
"No, I'm his son"
"Can I speak to one of your parents please?"
"No, they both died in a car crash last week"
"Oh, sorry"
"Yes, it was bad. I'm orphaned"
"Well, you'll be needing a mobile phone now then, wont you....."

dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.